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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

It is like this along the coast here too, but here inland it is cold and dry as you say. But anyway it's shit, it must be fantastic to live in a place without a real winter.

Some winters in the north of Scotland could be very cold, sometimes below minus 20 but dry. I would take this instead of the cold and wet but it is miserable either way. 

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2 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

It is like this along the coast here too, but here inland it is cold and dry as you say. But anyway it's shit, it must be fantastic to live in a place without a real winter.

The grass is always greener on the other side... I'd swap the weeks of miserable rainy weather we've recently had here for more crisp, clear days like we've had today. If we had some snow then that would be even better 😁

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5 hours ago, barefoot said:

Some fucker almost completely blocked two pumps here recently with a shiny new electric car, while he nipped in to buy coffee. Couldn't slip a fag paper between it and the scruffiest Scirocco in the world when he came back out.

I think they do it in pretty revenge for all the SUV s parked in the charging bay at Sainsbury's.

 

Baiting people into a frothy mouthed frenzy about electric cars is my new hobby.

I don't have one and I'm not likely to buy one anytime soon. But it's still fun.

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18 hours ago, Rust Collector said:

The grass is always greener on the other side... I'd swap the weeks of miserable rainy weather we've recently had here for more crisp, clear days like we've had today. If we had some snow then that would be even better 😁

One of the reasons we moved to Bulgaria is for the climate which still has 4 proper seasons.

Not just wet and grey all year round that the UK seems to specialise in.

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19 hours ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Some winters in the north of Scotland could be very cold, sometimes below minus 20 but dry. I would take this instead of the cold and wet but it is miserable either way. 

This.  I'm from Aberdeenshire originally and I'd take autumn and winter there over down here any day.  Yes it's cold, but generally it's cold and clear unless it's actually doing something.

You don't get the weeks and weeks and weeks of just being damp and generally miserable.

I'd take cold in winter over the summer down here any day.  Cold you can add more layers to deal with, when it's 25+C there's absolutely nothing you can do about it unless you're a multi millionaire and can afford an air conditioned garage.

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The entire street's cars are frozen solid. Mine & Hazel's have shite written on them. Nobody else's car.  I'm sure it's just a coincidence* that we both have problems with cunt next door. Hazel is targeted because she wants to park her car on her own drive, and CND have to walk an extra few feet if they leave her drive clear so they block her in regularly.

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another frosty day , another day the trains dont run properly  , you would think after 40 years ( in my memory ) they could sort things out .

my grandad used to travel to be in work for 6 am using the  trains many years ago , now they cant even open the station doors at that time ...

you would think it would be cheaper to scrap the local trains and just leave the replacement bus service running  instead ...

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For the first time in seven years, i own just three cars. I can’t believe it. It feels quite cathartic, but also devoid of excitement. 

I have a proper birthday next week and am going to get all the shit I need for my Mini. Perhaps less IS more. Will report back - in the meantime please keep making terrible choices on my behalf. 

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1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said:

For the first time in seven years, i own just three cars. I can’t believe it. It feels quite cathartic, but also devoid of excitement. 

I have a proper birthday next week and am going to get all the shit I need for my Mini. Perhaps less IS more. Will report back - in the meantime please keep making terrible choices on my behalf. 

I tell myself I am doing my best to operate a 1 in 1 out policy until I become enough of an adult to have all the issues sorted on the 3 vehicles I have.

But who am I kidding. I'd have 100 if I could park them all somewhere and then nothing would get done

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was looking to do one for a bit next week before the nightmare before (and during xmas) starts (fuck you border force and for some odd reason newhaven port)

so looking to do southern spain and gibraltar - fine and might still happen

but friends went to athens to start a cruise and ive always (looooong time) wanted to see the evzones - so theyve been asked do they do the ceremony at this time of year

so i looked at flights

you want how much??!!!!!!!!!!!!

but the lol happened - one of them went via sofia :D - if i was gonna pick that id just go to bulge area

the other was via valetta - again always wanted to go there and no point then heading for greece

also a zurich but ive been there :D

madness

would do ireland but the ferries obvs are already booked up and the spain thing would cost half what the ferry would be - all stenas european ferries are very reasonable and not 400 years old - unlike the irish ones although they have upgraded them in the last 3 years

 

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On 12/9/2022 at 12:51 PM, Zelandeth said:

This.  I'm from Aberdeenshire originally and I'd take autumn and winter there over down here any day.  Yes it's cold, but generally it's cold and clear unless it's actually doing something.

You don't get the weeks and weeks and weeks of just being damp and generally miserable.

I'd take cold in winter over the summer down here any day.  Cold you can add more layers to deal with, when it's 25+C there's absolutely nothing you can do about it unless you're a multi millionaire and can afford an air conditioned garage.

It's certainly changeable in Aberdeenshire, I was going to Aberdeen towing a 3.5t trailer in the winter, full going, empty coming back, got to Stonehaven and it was blowing a blizzard with the wind drifting it 

I thought that's me getting back home stuffed, came back about 90 minutes later, sun was out and no snow anywhere 

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so the important pills you were given you disappeared for 24 hours

old git went to shop and was asked to buy some more (but not strong enuff not her fault)

only went and found the originals (and im not bothered about buying more)

its just the bellendery this last coupla days

annoyed

 

 

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On 12/9/2022 at 1:25 PM, jakebullet said:

The entire street's cars are frozen solid. Mine & Hazel's have shite written on them. Nobody else's car.  I'm sure it's just a coincidence* that we both have problems with cunt next door. Hazel is targeted because she wants to park her car on her own drive, and CND have to walk an extra few feet if they leave her drive clear so they block her in regularly.

Come on, turn that frown upside-down. If someone draws a penis on your car, be thankful they didn't draw a car on your penis!

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On 09/12/2022 at 15:42, MikeR said:

another frosty day , another day the trains dont run properly  , you would think after 40 years ( in my memory ) they could sort things out .

my grandad used to travel to be in work for 6 am using the  trains many years ago , now they cant even open the station doors at that time ...

you would think it would be cheaper to scrap the local trains and just leave the replacement bus service running  instead ...

Not long ago, I was doing 2 weeks of jury service, so walked the mile to my local Miseryrail station, to get the train to Liverpool. Could barely stand up on the pavements. 

Got to the station and found all trains were delayed.  Very delayed. 

Went back home and got my wife to phone up, to say I might be late, and couldn't open the doors of my car due to the ice. So went in the MX5. Obviously everyone else was driving in too, so instead of arriving at 9 I arrived at 11. 

Not a problem, because most of the other jurors (100 ish) and most of the judges and barristers, had had similar problems.  Ice on the points at Sandhills (ironic name for a place with no sandhills - It's more bomb crater) 

Apparently the trains came back into service at about 2pm that day.

Still most of the time Miseryrail us actually a decent service.  

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Maybe half an inch of snow in Dover.  Not really a problem apart from all of the dickheads that don’t realise that you also need to clear the snow off your roof as well as your windscreen.

Saw one twat with only half their windscreen cleared.

I know Dover isn’t known for it’s learned, highly educated and considerate population but I swear the collective IQ has dropped 20 points in the last few years…

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I have been ill for a week now, I can't source the part to mend the Blingo, it's too bloody cold up here to work on it anyway, and now it's snowing.

Thank you for listening to a slightly grumpy old man.  Normal service will be resumed shortly, I hope.

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