paulplom Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, omegod said: 2 days into my holiday and I look like I had a ringside seat during the fucking Manhattan experiment I'm burnt through factor 50 FFS Sorry not sorry for laughing. barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 For the first time this year I've seen a few wasps this year. Partner is off to Newcastle for food and beer with her mate and has just messaged saying she's been stung waiting for the bus 😂. Wasps are evil cunts and will sting for no reason whatsoever. I remember being in a beer garden on a red hot day about 20 years ago. I thought there was a bit of sweat running down my arm, no it was a fucking wasp up my t shirt sleeve and the cunt stung me in the armpit. It hurt for a fortnight. I love bees on the otherhand. My grandad showed me how to stroke them. They're totally placid. He also showed me how to grab nettles without being stung. If you grab aggressively and pull them out they don't sting. It's when you brush against them you get stung. Split_Pin and Wibble 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 47 minutes ago, paulplom said: Sorry not sorry for laughing. You are forgiven my child paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Getting sick to death of the lack of policing on the roads. For most of today we’ve had a Fiesta four up with young lads driving like Tony Pond round the area. Hammering about at 40 odd where kids are playing, wheel spinning out of every junction. What complete cunts. I can only say I’m hoping they aren’t counting on me calling the emergency services when they have a ‘big off’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Can you make a DIY stinger or just get a length of barbed wire of barbed wire 🤔🤞 sierraman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, sierraman said: Getting sick to death of the lack of policing on the roads. For most of today we’ve had a Fiesta four up with young lads driving like Tony Pond round the area. Hammering about at 40 odd where kids are playing, wheel spinning out of every junction. What complete cunts. I can only say I’m hoping they aren’t counting on me calling the emergency services when they have a ‘big off’. Tony Pond !!!! fucking hell how old are you ? 😂 Yoss, nomiST and chaseracer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, camryv6 said: Tony Pond !!!! fucking hell how old are you ? 😂 Old enough to have seen ‘Rover - The greatest test drive’ where he nailed that Rover 827 round the Isle of Mann Barry Cade, Back_For_More, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, mitsisigma01 said: Can you make a DIY stinger or just get a length of barbed wire of barbed wire 🤔🤞 Door mat with nails in it? Been tempted a few times around here, it's twats in 'VAG PD power M9' cars that are the worst here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 minute ago, sierraman said: Old enough to have seen ‘Rover - The greatest test drive’ where he nailed that Rover 827 round the Isle of Mann I still call speeders Stirling Moss Split_Pin, chaseracer, myglaren and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Find the Fiesta parked up and empty, then superglue a big sheet of cardboard to its windscreen so they can't see to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Ordered a good used driveshaft for the Peugeot van that is languishing on my driveway. Checked the part numbers and in spite of it coming from a vehicle with the same engine and gearbox, the cutting thing is 1/2" longer and has less girth. Fucking useless. Bit the bullet and ordered one from ECP instead. Barry Cade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, ruffgeezer said: Ordered a good used driveshaft for the Peugeot van that is languishing on my driveway. Checked the part numbers and in spite of it coming from a vehicle with the same engine and gearbox, the cutting thing is 1/2" longer and has less girth. Fucking useless. Bit the bullet and ordered one from ECP instead. Don't be surprised if that is wrong too. There are loads of options. French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 3 hours ago, sierraman said: Getting sick to death of the lack of policing on the roads. For most of today we’ve had a Fiesta four up with young lads driving like Tony Pond round the area. Hammering about at 40 odd where kids are playing, wheel spinning out of every junction. What complete cunts. I can only say I’m hoping they aren’t counting on me calling the emergency services when they have a ‘big off’. TBF if they're as good as Tony was you don't need to worry. A big if, though... sierraman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: Massive glow in the dark dildo gorilla glued on the windscreen right at drivers eyeline. Condom over exhaust pipe. Sounds like a good night out. Did you score? HarmonicCheeseburger and 108 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Timewaster said: Don't be surprised if that is wrong too. There are loads of options. French Just unwrapped it, it looks far closer than the other one did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil clark Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 On 9/14/2022 at 11:45 AM, reb said: Ah yes because it's so surprising when you're a cunt and someone's a cunt back to you! Seriously, do my job, I'm sure it wouldn't wear you down at all because you're such a strong person. Mardy twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 11 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: Massive glow in the dark dildo gorilla glued on the windscreen right at drivers eyeline. Condom over exhaust pipe. Just get a Subaru and show them how to do it properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 16 hours ago, paulplom said: For the first time this year I've seen a few wasps this year. Partner is off to Newcastle for food and beer with her mate and has just messaged saying she's been stung waiting for the bus 😂. Wasps are evil cunts and will sting for no reason whatsoever. I remember being in a beer garden on a red hot day about 20 years ago. I thought there was a bit of sweat running down my arm, no it was a fucking wasp up my t shirt sleeve and the cunt stung me in the armpit. It hurt for a fortnight. I love bees on the otherhand. My grandad showed me how to stroke them. They're totally placid. He also showed me how to grab nettles without being stung. If you grab aggressively and pull them out they don't sting. It's when you brush against them you get stung. I managed to survive my entire life without a wasp sting (although I did get stung by a jellyfish when I was about 14) until last year. Had a little itch on my scalp, so I reached up to itch it. Turned out to be a wasp walking through my hair. The little dickhead stung me on the webbing (if that's the word - I don't have webbed fingers!) between my third and fourth finger paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 21 hours ago, vulgalour said: yeah... I don't have any suitable heat making device so I've been trying other methods. Tried using an easy-out but as soon as it bites in the chuck on the drill slips and I haven't got a square drive that's about 4mm to go on the end of the easy-out so I'm currently trying to figure another work around on this. I'm going to end up having to replace this whole sodding brake line and I really don't want to, all because of one stupid union that was given a smear of grease when it was done up years ago. I have a couple of smaller torches that cost very little. Six quid for the bigger one, three for the little one. Only bought the big one as I bought the gas canisters for my other blowlamps and weed burner and they were the wrong fitting. Angrydicky and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Arse biscuits... Dyslexic Viking, Floatylight, myglaren and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Always a sad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Gorilla glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 14 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said: Massive glow in the dark dildo gorilla glued on the windscreen right at drivers eyeline. Condom over exhaust pipe. Even more betterer... 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Joey spud said: Arse biscuits... You'll be needing to buy another one ... I have a few available. What make, model , size was the broken one ? Joey spud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey spud Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 44 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: You'll be needing to buy another one ... I have a few available. What make, model , size was the broken one ? Thank you for the offer but it's a company van so they can replace it. It's like loosing an arm not having a working vice. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Cade Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Joey spud said: Arse biscuits... I've done that many a time.. but the stupidly heavy record vice that I inherited from my dad has survived for more than 60 years. All modern vices are .... Saabnut, twosmoke300, Remspoor and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 You can buy decent quality vices new still but the ones I was looking at were north of a grand !! Barry Cade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I've a Record no.21 for sale , near to you just past Gatwick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I have an apocalyptic woman cos we've gone away for the weekend and I've forgotten tea bags and breakfast cereal. Engage mega anger in coop when I say I don't care what cereal she buys choose one you like. @New POD it gets easier after the first million years,yes? paulplom, loserone, Remspoor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 You went away for the weekend to a place that is big enough to have a co-op? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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