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6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Pissed up young lass crashed outside our house last night. Wor lass said she was wheelspinning trying to drive away but had the steering wheel pointed the wrong way. Barefooted and almost fell over trying to get out the car.

Partner thinks she went into the flat opposite ours and when the police came they couldn't find her.

They pushed the car next to the gable end of our house which was nice of them if it burst into flames. I had been out so was asleep/unconcious and missed the whole debacle.

I would've been out to snatch the keys and make sure she was arrested if I'd witnessed it. Partner was worried about repercussions with the neighbour opposite as his daughter and mine play together. Fuck that I would've had him shopped too.

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I'd be having a word with your daughter' pal's dad if it turns out to be his other half that was drunk driving. Next time it might be a child or pedestrian she hits. I won't say what I really think of people who are selfish enough to drink and drive but will say I don't wish her well. 

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Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

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For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

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1 hour ago, jakebullet said:

Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

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For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

At least now it will have a marker on it.

If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case.

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44 minutes ago, Pieman said:

At least now it will have a marker on it.

If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case.

That's good to know. So in theory if he drives past a police car it will 'ping' and they may stop him?

It's one thing having no MOT but I despise assholes who think insurance is optional, and drink drivers. You just know if he crashes he'll run if he can. 

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14 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

I'd be having a word with your daughter' pal's dad if it turns out to be his other half that was drunk driving. Next time it might be a child or pedestrian she hits. I won't say what I really think of people who are selfish enough to drink and drive but will say I don't wish her well. 

It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside.

Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere.

My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car.

Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then.

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https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0

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1 hour ago, Split_Pin said:

Fucking disgusting and none of those who stopped thought to call the police. I hope she gets caught one day, busted and then loses her job because she can't drive any longer. 

I've shopped several drivers who were driving very erratically and weaving all over the road.

Wankers.

It was my partner who phoned them. There were numerous drivers passed and did fuck all.

Apparently she's from a well respected loaded family and hopefully this will have big repercussions.

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14 hours ago, paulplom said:

It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside.

Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere.

My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car.

Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then.

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https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0

Surely she will get a day in court?  

The bad news she was uninjured and good news nobody killed. 

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Interestingly* badly parked sport visiting cunt neighbours wasn't showing on askmid yesterday. Neither was Mrs. cunt's shaguar. Today both are insured. I get the feeling all these shit head builders* have an m9 in common who's sticking them all on a trader's policy. Which is a great scheme as they'll show as insured. Bit fucked if one of them ever gets a producer, or stacks it and the trade policy people investigate. 

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I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people.  Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat.

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4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people.  Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat.

I've been here a while. What are you saying? 

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On 8/14/2022 at 10:13 PM, jakebullet said:

Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round.

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For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling!

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I took a Peugeot minibus down to the local specialist to have the air conditioning re-gassed. They phoned me an hour later to tell me that rather than the usual 4-600g of refrigerant, the Boxer holds a full 2 kg. It would therefore cost double £120, did I still want it doing? It's done less than 10,000 miles & I'm not paying. Of course I do!

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I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win.

Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly".

Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. 

Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer.

I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page.

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17 hours ago, jakebullet said:

I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win.

Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly".

Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. 

Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer.

I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page.

I don't trust radio comps after a secretary of mine used to win lots of prizes along with her friends, her Dad was the presenter on what was a quite large radio station  ! 

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19 hours ago, jakebullet said:

I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win.

Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly".

Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. 

Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer.

I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page.

Sounds like spot the ball competition. No matter how close you are you will never win.

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1 minute ago, w00dy said:

Off on a collection tomorrow and the seller wants cash. Since I've not been near one of the 3 branches left of my bank in the last week, it's involved many trips to the cash point. Counted it out today and I'm £20 short somehow. 

New notes can stick together - might be worth a recount.

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28 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

The main grump is that these fuckers unfortunately didn't receive a lashing to the baby maker when that strap recoiled...

 

Christ,  that was a shambles wasn't it. Just as well there's no police within a 20 mile radius to catch them. 

Also not sure if I'd have posted a video of me ringing the police from my flat as they're probably not the nicest of people. 

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