Pieman Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, jakebullet said: Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round. For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling! At least now it will have a marker on it. If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case. timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 44 minutes ago, Pieman said: At least now it will have a marker on it. If I see a car being driven or parked dickishly I will often run it through Askmid and the DVLA tax/MOT checker just in case. That's good to know. So in theory if he drives past a police car it will 'ping' and they may stop him? It's one thing having no MOT but I despise assholes who think insurance is optional, and drink drivers. You just know if he crashes he'll run if he can. Low Horatio gearbox and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 14 hours ago, Split_Pin said: I'd be having a word with your daughter' pal's dad if it turns out to be his other half that was drunk driving. Next time it might be a child or pedestrian she hits. I won't say what I really think of people who are selfish enough to drink and drive but will say I don't wish her well. It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside. Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere. My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car. Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then. Edit. https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0 chadders, Remspoor and myglaren 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 40 seconds in you can see how drunk she is. How can you even open a car and get start it in that state? Muscle memory? Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Fucking disgusting and none of those who stopped thought to call the police. I hope she gets caught one day, busted and then loses her job because she can't drive any longer. I've shopped several drivers who were driving very erratically and weaving all over the road. Wankers. GrumpiusMaximus and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Split_Pin said: Fucking disgusting and none of those who stopped thought to call the police. I hope she gets caught one day, busted and then loses her job because she can't drive any longer. I've shopped several drivers who were driving very erratically and weaving all over the road. Wankers. It was my partner who phoned them. There were numerous drivers passed and did fuck all. Apparently she's from a well respected loaded family and hopefully this will have big repercussions. myglaren and Split_Pin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, paulplom said: Apparently she's from a well respected loaded family and hopefully this will have big repercussions. The only big repercussion that'd be worthwhile is firing that cunt off at the sun. Split_Pin, Supernaut and GrumpiusMaximus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SH1TE Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 14 hours ago, paulplom said: It wasn't his other half but the drunk driver knew him coincidentally. She knocked him up out of bed and he let her go inside. Unbelievably a taxi driver stopped beforehand opened the door as she was trying to drive away and straightened the wheel up for her. Luckily the car was too fucked to go anywhere. My neighbour with the fire place shop sent me his cctv footage. It looks like there was a car waiting at the lights as she raced up and drove into the bollard instead of rear ending the other car. Apparently she's very sorry. So that's okay then. Edit. https://youtu.be/H6_heamCmB0 Surely she will get a day in court? The bad news she was uninjured and good news nobody killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Interestingly* badly parked sport visiting cunt neighbours wasn't showing on askmid yesterday. Neither was Mrs. cunt's shaguar. Today both are insured. I get the feeling all these shit head builders* have an m9 in common who's sticking them all on a trader's policy. Which is a great scheme as they'll show as insured. Bit fucked if one of them ever gets a producer, or stacks it and the trade policy people investigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people. Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat. Stevebrookman, GrumpiusMaximus, High Jetter and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadders Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 But probably not if you craved attention to the exclusion of everything else. I guess that it's the 21st century equivalent of standing on a soapbox on a corner of the local market square and ranting nonsense. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 4 hours ago, wuvvum said: I'm far from the most perceptive person in the world, and I've never been particularly great at reading other people. Having said that, if I joined a forum and within a couple of weeks pretty much everyone on there (including people who normally can't even agree about the colour of the fucking sky) had decided that I was a massive cunt, I would like to think that even I would have the sense to realise that it's probably not the place for me and beat a graceful* retreat. I've been here a while. What are you saying? RoverFolkUs, Coprolalia, sdkrc and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 10:13 PM, jakebullet said: Came back from weekend at the Mrs's to thud thud thud music* coming from next door and this parked blocking the pavement. Oh joy they've got Mr. too important to walk round. For giggles ran it thru askmid, and surprise it isn't insured. Thought there's nowt to lose by trying cops live chat, and they thought he's a naughty boy and next car in the area will take a look. Let us know if it moves plz. Mr. pissed got in it and drove off, not 5 mins later got a cop ring up asking if it's still there. So close to a nobbling! sdkrc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, New POD said: I've been here a while. What are you saying? At least you know and appreciate the fact that you're a cunt 🤣 chadders, wuvvum, Coprolalia and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I took a Peugeot minibus down to the local specialist to have the air conditioning re-gassed. They phoned me an hour later to tell me that rather than the usual 4-600g of refrigerant, the Boxer holds a full 2 kg. It would therefore cost double £120, did I still want it doing? It's done less than 10,000 miles & I'm not paying. Of course I do! beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win. Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly". Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer. I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page. Dan29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 17 hours ago, jakebullet said: I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win. Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly". Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer. I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page. I don't trust radio comps after a secretary of mine used to win lots of prizes along with her friends, her Dad was the presenter on what was a quite large radio station ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 I was just listening to New York DJ Ron Bennington telling the tale of how a big U2 prize promotion his station ran in the 90's (that included flights to Dublin and hotel stay for two) was coincidentally won by his coke dealer. Popsicle, beko1987 and HillmanImp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 19 hours ago, jakebullet said: I was listening to the radio earlier, and the cash register comp comes on. Basic premise being you spend £2 to enter, and someone gets a random call, tell them today's amount and you win. Presenter is giving them all this "how would it change your life?" nonsense and then says "I need today's amount in pounds and pence exactly". Woman says "33,333 pounds 33p". Which is wrong!, correct answer is £33,333. Unlucky chucky says presenter. I thought what a bitch, why did you say "and pence" when you know there's no pence involved? Felt like she was directing contestant to a losing answer. I feel slightly less of a cheeky twat now, as I enter every day but not by giving them £2. 16 free entries daily on the the website with the t&c page. Sounds like spot the ball competition. No matter how close you are you will never win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Cash register is possible to win. I'm on a comping group and 2 have managed to win it via the free entry route. Problem is it's across a huge number of radio stations, so your odds are tiny but worth a go for nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w00dy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Off on a collection tomorrow and the seller wants cash. Since I've not been near one of the 3 branches left of my bank in the last week, it's involved many trips to the cash point. Counted it out today and I'm £20 short somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, w00dy said: Off on a collection tomorrow and the seller wants cash. Since I've not been near one of the 3 branches left of my bank in the last week, it's involved many trips to the cash point. Counted it out today and I'm £20 short somehow. New notes can stick together - might be worth a recount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 The main grump is that these fuckers unfortunately didn't receive a lashing to the baby maker when that strap recoiled... 71ca305659d67c3c9d626f1a22158ba1.mp4 . myglaren, Lankytim and HillmanImp 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 28 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said: The main grump is that these fuckers unfortunately didn't receive a lashing to the baby maker when that strap recoiled... 71ca305659d67c3c9d626f1a22158ba1.mp4 13.97 MB · 0 downloads . Christ, that was a shambles wasn't it. Just as well there's no police within a 20 mile radius to catch them. Also not sure if I'd have posted a video of me ringing the police from my flat as they're probably not the nicest of people. myglaren, RoverFolkUs and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Fuck me, bloody police controller wants blood type and fucking dna sample info too. Remspoor and RoverFolkUs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 On 16/08/2022 at 06:59, paulplom said: At least you know and appreciate the fact that you're a cunt 🤣 I tell myself what a twat I am most days. On the other days, someone else will point it out to me, as if it were new news. paulplom and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said: The main grump is that these fuckers unfortunately didn't receive a lashing to the baby maker when that strap recoiled... 71ca305659d67c3c9d626f1a22158ba1.mp4 13.97 MB · 0 downloads . All seems a bit wasteful tbh. 5 blokes wages, a nicked 10k? range rover, a nicked 2k transit and all that risk for about 5-10k cash. And all that risk? Numbers don't really add up, they'd be better off just ringing the vehicles. timolloyd, Rust Collector and RoverFolkUs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, purplebargeken said: Fuck me, bloody police controller wants blood type and fucking dna sample info too. Could you just nip out & arrest them & bring them in during office hours as all our operatives are busy at the moment. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, cobblers said: All seems a bit wasteful tbh. 5 blokes wages, a nicked 10k? range rover, a nicked 2k transit and all that risk for about 5-10k cash. And all that risk? Numbers don't really add up, they'd be better off just ringing the vehicles. to be fair they probably can't add up so don't know the number don't work 🤣 Remspoor and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 More amusingly I'm surprised it didn't break down half way through being a Land Rover lol Dan29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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