iainrcz Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 The woman is on holiday the week after next. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 A visit from a relative and her family who live in The Netherlands. That is not the grump. The grump is her hubby brought the Covids with him. Came down with symptoms in the first two days. Having been vaccinated they do not need to have test before flights. Fuck, now we have four adults officially confined to the house. Plus one 4 year old, who is full of beans. The registration system for detailing who has gone down with the lurgy is rubbish. Europeans can use ID cards rather than passports when travelling to other EU countries. The registration website does not allow for those ID card numbers to be filled in. It took many many phone calls to sort it out. The wife and I have never caught Covid until now. Thankfully it seems like it is the Omicron version so everything is mild. myglaren, High Jetter and Dyslexic Viking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tys0n84 Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Selling cars on the Internet Don't get me wrong i'm used to the "best price" tyre kickers but with the Toyota i'm trying to sell i've had THREE no shows. Never ever had 1 never mind 3. They ask for address and phone number then disappear i just really hope I haven't got scammed or something. The last guy text me, messaged on gumtree and facebook, was supposed to come at 2pm today asked him to give me a message when he was an hour away so i could be home, that came and went then 2pm came and went sent him a message....cant make it sorry. 💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 I know this is relative small fry compared to what the people on the ground are going through over there but this makes me sad I had really hoped it would of been flown out of their before the fighting started or that it could have avoided the battle somehow... RIP you big beautiful bastard AnnoyingPentium, wuvvum, hennabm and 12 others 3 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsicle Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Still can't fathom out how something so large is able to get airborne, I know its to do with flaps and lift and such but it still amazes me - big iron bird in the sky. Seen the Airbus Beluga monster land and take of a couple of times at their Broughton site, quite a spectacle and really doesn't seem possible to me. warch and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Skoda kamiq @Skizzer Do the Irish bolt these together ffs Lane assist turns on everytime you restart the engine on Irish boreena that's not a fun experience with paddy in his zetor bearing down on you also the USB ports are the ends that go in yer phone not the universal square end that it should be wtf is up with that Only good thing is its mostly comfy and gets a shift on for a three pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 3 hours ago, hairnet said: Lane assist turns on everytime you restart the engine VAG-COM is yer pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Managed to get a shard of glass in my thumb from cleaning up a broken glass left by my brother. Fun... said no-one ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 24 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: VAG-COM is yer pal. It's a rental and it's far too posh for me AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Misfire on the Fabia. Stupid shite code reader won't connect and there's no EML. I've got a spare set of coil packs so it shall be parts darts tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 I know farmers are supposedly tight but I've just had one try and pay for an MoT with paper ten pound notes. AnnoyingPentium, twosmoke300 and High Jetter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Paper £20s are legal until September though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 some tit sold the hardtop from his mx5 then discovered that the soft top wouldn't close as it was too cold for the vinyl to stretch The Moog and beko1987 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 The amount of shite i have cleared from my garage that I have never got around to using .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, gm said: some tit sold the hardtop from his mx5 then discovered that the soft top wouldn't close as it was too cold for the vinyl to stretch Not someone from here, shirley? gm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 12 hours ago, gm said: some tit sold the hardtop from his mx5 then discovered that the soft top wouldn't close as it was too cold for the vinyl to stretch I remember my mate doing that. We did get the hood to close. Luckily the Mx5 had a good heater. Pulled hood over as far as it would go, whacked heater up full and threw a blanket over the gap at the front to keep the heat in. It didn't take too long to warm the vinyl and get it pliable. myglaren and gm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 ffs Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Jamie said: ffs How come planes are never delayed if you are late to the airport? Must be someone’s law. Remspoor and Jamie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Metal Guru said: How come planes are never delayed if you are late to the airport? Must be someone’s law. Cole's Law? No - wait, that's finely sliced cabbage. dozeydustman, CaptainBoom, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 14 hours ago, gm said: some tit sold the hardtop from his mx5 then discovered that the soft top wouldn't close as it was too cold for the vinyl to stretch When I fitted a new hood, I tightened up the bolts around the back before putting the hood up. When I phoned the supplier, they laughed at my simple error. Undid the bolts a bit. Put hood up. And then tighten the bolts again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Jumped into the Rover this morning to head to work, got a few yards up the road and noticed a strange grinding noise coming from the front. Pulled over and smelled burning rubber. A brief investigation ascertained that the nearside front spring has snapped and the top half is digging into the tread of the shiny new* tyre I just had fitted. Testicles. mitsisigma01, Lankytim, mercedade and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Why are most radio adverts now voiced by blokes who can't speak properly? I'd have assumed a basic understanding of English grammar would be a prerequisite. A prime example is the latest Go Daddy radio advert. The very second I hear the words, 'Yeah fam' I change the station. Seriously, who rubber stamps this shite? grizgut, AnnoyingPentium, Craig the Princess and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said: Why are most radio adverts now voiced by blokes who can't speak properly? I'd have assumed a basic understanding of English grammar would be a prerequisite. A prime example is the latest Go Daddy radio advert. The very second I hear the words, 'Yeah fam' I change the station. Seriously, who rubber stamps this shite? What is a radio?😉 myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Remspoor said: What is a radio?😉 Television for the educated😂 BorniteIdentity and adw1977 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Bought a battery from Tayna on ebay, use them often. Somehow I had a discount code for £8-34, so used it and got the reduction. Credit card bill shows charged full price. Complained, reply was, 'thank you for your message you will receive a refund of £8-34'. No apology whatsoever. Check your statements with Tayna. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Got some new specs on Monday. First time with varifocals, lady says it's possible you won't get used to them. They're sort of ok walking about, but can't drive in them as looking over my shoulder to change lanes or reversing I end up looking thru the mid distance bit. Went back to opticians and he's trying to give me spiel about you'll get used to them. Er, no thanks, don't want to have crashes trying. I'll have normal specs n continue looking over the top for close work. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said: Why are most radio adverts now voiced by blokes who can't speak properly? I'd have assumed a basic understanding of English grammar would be a prerequisite. A prime example is the latest Go Daddy radio advert. The very second I hear the words, 'Yeah fam' I change the station. Seriously, who rubber stamps this shite? Can I suggest using CDs* instead? 😆 *other mediums are available. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 How do they get away with it , false plates ? goosey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Wack said: How do they get away with it , false plates ? Probably because the neighbours never saw anything or anyone and didn’t know what a motor home or an address was - honestly Officer Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 29 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Can I suggest using CDs* instead? 😆 *other mediums are available. CDs? I remember them! myglaren and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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