Timewaster Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, eddyramrod said: Nope, don't get it. Can someone explain to the grandad in the corner please? The baby is now an adult and is suing the band for his picture being used as it is apparently pornographic. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I saw him on "Buzzcocks" or similar a few years back and he was happy as you like about it, claiming it was a great way to chat up girls - I suspect it's just about the money now shame that show isn't on anymore, was usually pretty entertaining. sheffcortinacentre and Talbot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just heard that my mate died yesterday. Knew his illness was terminal, but still shocked to get the news. RIP Lee. eddyramrod, chaseracer, GingerNuttz and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 We had the sister's dog sat outside in the (fenced) yard. Some other random mongrel without collar has got in somehow and proceeded to bite our dog. Sister has put description of dog on bookface, and within 5 minutes fingers are pointed at the muppet next door. Muppet has then come out with a cock n bull story that he'd just saved it from smackheads, but he's now given it away to a random woman who was driving past. Hmmmm. Going to vets in 20 mins to see how much their eyes can spin like fruit machine reels as they think of a price n double it. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandersnatch Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said: Just heard that my mate died yesterday. Knew his illness was terminal, but still shocked to get the news. RIP Lee. Bad news mate. Best wishes. Jerzy Woking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said: Just heard that my mate died yesterday. Knew his illness was terminal, but still shocked to get the news. RIP Lee. My condolences. Jerzy Woking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just called in one of the pubs local to our caravan for some food. One family sat inside. Lady behind the bar shouted rather abruptly " We're not taking walk ins". Looking on tinterweb you have to ring first. The pub was so empty we actually thought inside wasn't open. If it was a gastro pub or just packed I would have understood - however it wasn't and it was just a Marston's. While I do sympathise with hospitality staff that get grief off horrid customers tonight I have seen the flip side - maybe some places want to go out of business. timolloyd, BorniteIdentity, Jerzy Woking and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I probably would have then rang them from the car park, see if they would book me a table. If they did, I'd go in, look at the menu, and then tell them there is nothing they have that I want. Better than booking and not going in. juular, brandersnatch, BorniteIdentity and 3 others 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy_bunter Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH It is a saloon. Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon! Had to let it out somewhere myglaren, Angrydicky and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, billy_bunter said: Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH It is a saloon. Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon! Had to let it out somewhere its a belmont billy_bunter, louiepj and cobblers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, Jamie said: its a belmont I want an RS3 belmont Jamie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 31 minutes ago, billy_bunter said: Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH It is a saloon. Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon! Had to let it out somewhere 3 Dr saloon, 5dr saloon it's a fucking hatchback!!! Coupe it's a fucking 2dr saloon!! You twats!!!! myglaren and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, cobblers said: I want an RS3 belmont always hankered after an E30 2 door belmont timolloyd and cobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline. I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of, I'll raise you combi or break. eddyramrod, billy_bunter, Crackers and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 don't forget the longroof ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Got my second Covid vaccination today, and as a full-time trypanophobic I've been losing sleep over it for several nights, and barely slept 2 hours last night. I think what irritates me more is how people don't understand or, as I suspect, don't want to understand. "You've had your first one and survived, what's to be worried about?" It's a phobia, by their very nature they don't make any fucking sense. It's very different to just being a bit nervous about needles, so don't come at me with the "Oh everyone's a bit wary of needles, you'll be fine" shit either. Appointment isn't til 11 and I'm already sweating like a jogger's bollocks. Everyone just writes me off as being a wimp, or melodramatic ... which I'll readily admit to being both of, just not in this particular context. beko1987, eddyramrod, R1152 and 5 others 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Fair play for booking it. Hats off and thank you. Soundwave and Jamie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 I just hope I don't pass out like I did after my first one... the staff were great about it, but I felt so embarrassed! R1152, GrumpiusMaximus, myglaren and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Don't be. You can't do anything to prevent it. Jabs usually do the same to me, even after I've convinced them that I need to be lying down. Fortunately, my 2 covid jabs were an exception to that rule, just felt a bit wobbly for 5-10 minutes and was then fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 8 hours ago, TataBobu said: You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline. I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of, I'll raise you combi or break. I'm sure in my Trabant's handbook it was described as a limousine. BorniteIdentity, myglaren and chadders 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Yeah, the use of Septic language creeping into our vocabulary irritates me too. myglaren, Rusty_Rocket and R1152 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 You know what I hate? All this incessant fucking swearing! myglaren, twosmoke300, Remspoor and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 26, 2021 Author Share Posted August 26, 2021 22 hours ago, Nyphur said: Sky are bringing it back - Greg Davies to host Yeah, with the utter fucknugget Jamali Maddix as a regular. Will record and fast forward his bits; he totally ruined last series of Taskmaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 1 minute ago, outlaw118 said: utter fucknugget Jamali Maddix Oh thank goodness it's not just me! Can I put Joe Wilkinson in the same bin please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 26, 2021 Author Share Posted August 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, eddyramrod said: You know what I hate? All this incessant fucking swearing! Sorry @eddyramrod eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Soundwave said: I just hope I don't pass out like I did after my first one... the staff were great about it, but I felt so embarrassed! It is something you don't read a lot about in this Covid era. There wer always stories in the military when guys in the queue for a vax would pass out. Did they give it to you before you were compos mentis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 26, 2021 Author Share Posted August 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, eddyramrod said: Can I put Joe Wilkinson in the same bin please? Not on my watch Ed, he makes I larf. Second favourite (male) on Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown. RIP Sean Lock. (Although I mainly watch it for Rachel Riley OBVS) Angrydicky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 14 hours ago, billy_bunter said: Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH It is a saloon. Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon! Had to let it out somewhere 9 hours ago, TataBobu said: You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline. I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of, I'll raise you combi or break. And what about SWs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 No no no, THIS is a Station Wagon... Jerzy Woking, danthecapriman, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, outlaw118 said: Not on my watch Ed, he makes I larf. Second favourite (male) on Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown. You can go off people..... outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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