MikeR Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 22 hours ago, eifion said: What a moth-erfucker. (sorry) well .... gossip ... the cleaning staff liked what I did and the photo of the moth ... but the other chap .. the news has spread around the site he cant walk into a room with out comments of " moth killer " , its driving him mad .. he was even overheard telling some one " I only killed this moth !! " richardmorris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, MikeR said: well .... gossip ... the cleaning staff liked what I did and the photo of the moth ... but the other chap .. the news has spread around the site he cant walk into a room with out comments of " moth killer " , its driving him mad .. he was even overheard telling some one " I only killed this moth !! " To date no moths are known to be killers - unlike for example great white sharks. Crackers and Talbot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I get confused. What Moth is it this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 6/10/2021 at 8:19 AM, Wack said: Unfortunately it doesn't end with an explosion and s JCB scraping up the remains Burnley,Blackburn,Bolton,Bradford, take your pick , it'll be one of those What a cunt 3fb3dccaf711522d870ccef012e1b86e.mp4 6.59 MB · 0 downloads he's a fanny for recording while driving, but I don't think he goes over about 40mph in that whole video? It's hardly a hanging offence, I've done a lot worse several times this week in a van! GeorgeB, wuvvum, twosmoke300 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 10 hours ago, cobblers said: he's a fanny for recording while driving, but I don't think he goes over about 40mph in that whole video? It's hardly a hanging offence, I've done a lot worse several times this week in a van! Teenage girl seriously injured and a lad killed at a car meet last week in Dorset by some cunt who thought he could handle a powerful car richardmorris and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 So this happened yesterday,came out of a local supermarket to find bits of plastic scattered on the ground The Bulgarian guy who hit it was waiting to apologise,and wanted to sort it out as easily as possible to his credit. We ended up with a decent cash settlement, and a couple of bottles of his own brewed rakia that were "lying around his car" outlaw118, chodweaver, Out Run and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, andy18s said: .... a couple of bottles of his own brewed rakia that were "lying around his car".... ...and you're still conscious!??? Jerzy Woking, myglaren and andy18s 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, andy18s said: So this happened yesterday,came out of a local supermarket to find bits of plastic scattered on the ground The Bulgarian guy who hit it was waiting to apologise,and wanted to sort it out as easily as possible to his credit. We ended up with a decent cash settlement, and a couple of bottles of his own brewed rakia that were "lying around his car" Possibly why he couldn't see your car. Talbot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 A giant alien seagull/pterodactyl did a toxic shit on the bonnet of my BMW. It must have been there 12 hours and it's meted the lacquer. I've tried the cutting compound but it didn't even touch it. BorniteIdentity, Bren and Spurious 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, cort16 said: A giant alien seagull/pterodactyl did a toxic shit on the bonnet of my BMW. It must have been there 12 hours and it's melted the lacquer.... Reckon it had curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Reckon it had curry. I think it must have drank some brick cleaner or something . I hope it had some toilet roll in the freezer. Talbot and Crackers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, andy18s said: So this happened yesterday,came out of a local supermarket to find bits of plastic scattered on the ground The Bulgarian guy who hit it was waiting to apologise,and wanted to sort it out as easily as possible to his credit. We ended up with a decent cash settlement, and a couple of bottles of his own brewed rakia that were "lying around his car" I wish the Insurance system worked like this in the U.K. myglaren, chodweaver and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Wack said: Teenage girl seriously injured and a lad killed at a car meet last week in Dorset by some cunt who thought he could handle a powerful car Big problem in a lot of these places are the Asian tradition of hiring a Supercar for a wedding or whatever, someone used to driving an Audi A4 or whatever is then thrust inti the seat of something with 600bhp and very unforgiving. A guy I met once used to rent them out, he rented out a Bentley, came back with the tyres fucked, quick look on Faceache found footage of the said Bentley doing a burnout in a car park. I don’t know if his set up was legitimate but he used to take some very heavy security as a deposit for any cars hired, I’m talking several grand down or your house. Wack and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, andy18s said: So this happened yesterday,came out of a local supermarket to find bits of plastic scattered on the ground The Bulgarian guy who hit it was waiting to apologise,and wanted to sort it out as easily as possible to his credit. We ended up with a decent cash settlement, and a couple of bottles of his own brewed rakia that were "lying around his car" Accidents happen, must have been a decent bloke to wait for you to return, not very often that happens. Wack, Jerzy Woking, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, JeeExEll said: ...., must have been a decent bloke to wait for you to return, not very often that happens. Either that, or his insurance (and Bulgarian plate) is invalid in Britain as he's likely a UK resident ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 I’m pretty sure andy18 is in Bulgaria 😂 But 9/10 for the sweeping generalisations tho Lord Sterling, timolloyd, Remspoor and 6 others 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Either that, or his insurance (and Bulgarian plate) is invalid in Britain as he's likely a UK resident ... It didn't take place in the UK. Lord Sterling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 The fact that the bloke who caused the damage did the decent thing was my point, doesn't matter if he's from Land's End or Thurso or Australia or The Moon. GrumpiusMaximus, Isopon, myglaren and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Cause Bulgaria is anywhere, anywhere alone... High Jetter, Jerzy Woking and twosmoke300 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 6 hours ago, cort16 said: A giant alien seagull/pterodactyl did a toxic shit on the bonnet of my BMW. It must have been there 12 hours and it's meted the lacquer. I've tried the cutting compound but it didn't even touch it. Having seen what the seagulls have been eating off the floor in Rhyl today I am not surprised - chip barms and chicken nuggets. Their shit must be like the acid in alien. BorniteIdentity, LightBulbFun, cort16 and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 I had a uk 'accident' solved in a similar fashion... In our old flat we parked in a hotel/communal car park. Woke up one Sunday morning to a similar but with no smashed plastic smack on the back corner of the Meriva. Stormed into the hotel and ranted at the porter who said to leave it with him and he'll call me. 5 hours later the phone rang and he offered £150 cash, which after discussion with Amy we agreed on. Went to collect it the next day and oddly* we walked out 2 hours later quite drunk, and with £150... The few staff there were very apologetic We think a taxi driver clipped it hence why it was all sorted so amicably and in cash. I machine polished 80% out then sharpied the cracked paint black and it looked nice for the time it took for Amy to back into a concrete bollard a few weeks later which biffed the centre... We stopped caring after that puddlethumper, chodweaver and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Chancers knocking your door asking about a car on your drive is annoying, BUT the (possibly drunk!) knuckle dragger who just woke my kids up at 10pm and then just stood there apologising for disturbing me is the biggest prick so far. If you are thinking of knocking someone's door about a car on their driveway, whether it is rare, or looks abandoned, or you always wanted or your dad had one...... Whatever it is, just don't. A politely worded letter with a firm cash offer maybe acceptable but otherwise just fuck off. timolloyd, R1152 and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Timewaster said: Chancers knocking your door asking about a car on your drive is annoying, BUT the (possibly drunk!) knuckle dragger who just woke my kids up at 10pm and then just stood there apologising for disturbing me is the biggest prick so far. If you are thinking of knocking someone's door about a car on their driveway, whether it is rare, or looks abandoned, or you always wanted or your dad had one...... Whatever it is, just don't. A politely worded letter with a firm cash offer maybe acceptable but otherwise just fuck off. Let me guess. An old Ford of some description? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Angrydicky said: Let me guess. An old Ford of some description? However did you guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Angrydicky said: Let me guess. An old Ford of some description? No they don’t usually knock with an old Ford, it usually disappears in the night on the back of a beavertail by some men with necks like birthday cakes. cobblers, puddlethumper, Angrydicky and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, sierraman said: No they don’t usually knock with an old Ford, it usually disappears in the night on the back of a beavertail by some men with necks like birthday cakes. glad mine lives down a overlooked long driveway , with a narrow gated entrance , around a corner , in a high fenced car park covered by cctv .. at home the wife is a light sleeper ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Big storm rolled in. The sky was quite impressive. Then my central air cut out- damn drain blocked up, it overflowed into the catch pan and the float tripped the system off. Just spent the last couple hours flushing it through, bloody pipework. Need to put some drain clearer down it tomorrow, that should remedy the problem. Also need to get the aircon guys in because I can hear the gas load isn't enough, it was also struggling to keep up today. Phil Remspoor and GrumpiusMaximus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 First photo looks like God's insulating the sky. PhilA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Insurance. I own a 2005 9-3 convertible in the UK. I was going to use it this summer but the cheapest non-resident insurance i can get is about 1800 quid. So fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 07/04/2021 at 22:49, New POD said: Our GP is the same. With 7 days to spare I send off my request for a repeat prescription for my heart tablets. And hear nothing. On the 6th day I phone the pharmacist. And no. They don't have my prescription yet. It takes an hour to get through to the GP reception, who tells me, I need to email my prescription request. Yes. That's right, so why hasn t it been done? After trying to bullshit me, she eventually admits they may have had some computer issues. Well, okay but i need these tablets before tomorrow, which happened to be good Friday. So I get the promise that they'll sort it today. Can you let me know when it's done? Maybe a text? No. Luckily the pharmacist is much more helpful. We will ring you as soon as it's ready. When I get the prescription, it turns out they have only given me 2 weeks because the GP has decided I need a blood test and a review of the doses. It takes me an hour On the phone to get this information. I point out that I do actually have a blood test booked, but i will have run out of tablets before they get the results, so what are you going to do about that? Well apparently I should request more tablets when I've had my blood test. Okay so another hour on the phone, to get them to.make it a priority. Wankers. Exactly a week ago. I requested via email, my meds, for my heart. Seven days. Radio silence. Is this because the Pharmacy have the prescription and they send it off for a robot to full fill the order in a warehouse miles away. Or because the GP hasn't done it yet. Or because the GP has decided that I'm ordering them too early, which i did because I'm likely to be away all next week, so really need them this week (which bi explained in my request) Or because the Pharmacy have them ready. But haven't texted me, because you know, random quality of staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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