barefoot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Believe me, I have looked at such things. But they're a bit hefty & she's a teeny tiny, pretty cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Talbot said: https://tractive.com/en/c/gps-tracker-cat The ability to know every time she's doing it, which you can then keep as evidence if needed. "Your cat isn't here" "I beg to differ". Isn't this a bit like Schrodinger's Cat? It's there, and not there, at the same time. ....and now I'm getting a definite feeling of déjà vu. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I think there's a fair difference between Schrodinger's cat and a blatantly lieing neighbour. barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, barefoot said: Believe me, I have looked at such things. But they're a bit hefty & she's a teeny tiny, pretty cat. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tile-Mate-Item-Finder-Pack/dp/B07W9BBCTB/ Something a little smaller and less global perhaps? 60m bluetooth range should be enough to find her if you essentially know where she is already. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 46 minutes ago, Talbot said: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tile-Mate-Item-Finder-Pack/dp/B07W9BBCTB/ Something a little smaller and less global perhaps? . Mmmm, she's only a little cat... "My cat is not a fan of the sounder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 That's the function where you can make it make a noise so that if you're really very close to the item in question (keys in a pocket for instance) you can have it make a sound so you can get the last few feet to the item tagged. Using the sounder on a cat seems a little* unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I had one of those tiles on my keys for a year or so, that's how long the non-changeable battery lasts. It was pretty useful. Shame you can't program the sounder to say 'Set me free you Crazy Bi@tch!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I'm seriously, seriously done with living in this shithole of a town. Latest development has been with the exception of yesterday, every day this week so far someone has been throwing bagged dog shit over the fence into our garden from the side that backs onto the road. God I'm sick of this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Zelandeth said: I'm seriously, seriously done with living in this shithole of a town. Latest development has been with the exception of yesterday, every day this week so far someone has been throwing bagged dog shit over the fence into our garden from the side that backs onto the road. God I'm sick of this place. I'll bet that's the same person every time. A recording camera showing the same person doing it every time would likely end up with a prosecution. Either that, or you can find out what time they do it, be ready and fire a large cow-pat directly at them from a trebuchet. myglaren, GeorgeB, ProgRocker and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Volksy said: Shame you can't program the sounder to say 'Set me free you Crazy Bi@tch!!' I'll bet there's a product on the market somewhere that lets you do that. Would be absolutely brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 4 hours ago, barefoot said: It's the failure to give it back on demand and cats being defined as 'property' that makes it actual theft, for which she has been reported several times in the past couple of years. At this rate she'll be going to her grave with a fucking criminal record. But she didn't know it was there, and returned it as soon as she discovered it. Won't stand up in a court of law. Has she got a cat flap, does it wander in of it's own free will? I can't find my cat half the time and I know it's in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 37 minutes ago, Mally said: Won't stand up in a court of law. It'll never get to a court of law, I'll have the fucker sectioned first. Pierre3, BorniteIdentity, robinmasters and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Talbot said: I'll bet that's the same person every time. A recording camera showing the same person doing it every time would likely end up with a prosecution. Either that, or you can find out what time they do it, be ready and fire a large cow-pat directly at them from a trebuchet. Thing is you can't see the road from this side. It's a six foot high fence with a hedge on the other side of it. We'd been looking into CCTV for the driveway side for peace of mind...but I really hadn't thought it was going to be necessary for this side... To be honest I really can't be bothered with the hassle of it, it's somewhere around item number 389 on the list of things that are doing my head in, I just want to move at this point. Over the last seven years I have developed a deep absolutely seething hate for this area, with the notable exception of a handful of friends I've made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Talbot said: .... you can find out what time they do it, be ready and fire a large cow-pat directly at them from a trebuchet. I think a shower of hydrochloric acid might have more effect.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: I think a shower of hydrochloric acid might have more effect.... He lives in Milton Keynes not East London! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said: He lives in Milton Keynes not East London! Well, that's Milton Keynes for you... 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I was thinking a shower of used, previously overheated EP90 would be more appropriate. Or is that considered to be such cruel and unusual punishment that I'd end up being pursued for breach of the Geneva Convention... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I'm sure a quick bath in HCF would fix things no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticvandan Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Really having no luck job searching,I'm literally searching most of the day,I don't feel like I've earnt a break from it unless I've achieved something,I know we have all the covid stuff affecting the market but the few jobs I can do are either min wage and wouldn't cover the cost of getting there or too far away and min wage.Ive got about 14 applications out,I had an interview over two weeks ago and checked with them as I hadn't heard and they still haven't decided,which to me says we're waiting to see if someone better comes along,I have got a phone interview tomorrow which I'm.dreading as I'm not that good on the phone as I am in person.Really struggling mentally with this and thinking about the bigger bills of insurance and Mots coming up as well. Remspoor, BorniteIdentity, crad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Zelandeth said: I'm seriously, seriously done with living in this shithole of a town. Latest development has been with the exception of yesterday, every day this week so far someone has been throwing bagged dog shit over the fence into our garden from the side that backs onto the road. God I'm sick of this place. yuk...... when i was working near Nottingham, the place i was lodging in was up a track though some woods, there the poop bags were artfully placed on the lower branches of some of the trees, ABOVE the bin thoughtfully provided by the council....... the fuckin' mentality of some people, it used to make me wonder if the Nazi's weren't on to something! myglaren, ProgRocker and Pierre3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 30 minutes ago, Zelandeth said: I was thinking a shower of used, previously overheated EP90 would be more appropriate. Or is that considered to be such cruel and unusual punishment that I'd end up being pursued for breach of the Geneva Convention... If the Burmese Army can get away with what it's doing at the moment, so can you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeB Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 10 hours ago, barefoot said: It's the failure to give it back on demand and cats being defined as 'property' that makes it actual theft, for which she has been reported several times in the past couple of years. At this rate she'll be going to her grave with a fucking criminal record. She likes the cat. Why not let her have it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, GeorgeB said: She likes the cat. Why not let her have it? I like money, would you leave a wheelbarrow full of £20 notes (unmarked, non sequential serial numbers please) in my garden shed tonight? barefoot, myglaren, Talbot and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeB Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Stanky said: I like money, would you leave a wheelbarrow full of £20 notes (unmarked, non sequential serial numbers please) in my garden shed tonight? What's your address? Anything interesting in the shed? Jerzy Woking and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeB Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, GeorgeB said: She likes the cat. Why not let her have it? Sorry, I should have read the whole history of this. If she already has cats you should tell her to leave yours alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, GeorgeB said: ...If she already has cats you should tell her to leave yours alone. I wonder if the reason she already has cats is because she refused to return them to their rightful owners... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 She can have mine. It growls at me when I ask it politely to get off my knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 hours ago, GeorgeB said: She likes the cat. Why not let her have it? Cunt 9 hours ago, GeorgeB said: Sorry, I should have read the whole history of this. Perhaps Pierre3, Tickman, GeorgeB and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 On 4/8/2021 at 4:25 PM, Talbot said: I'll bet that's the same person every time. A recording camera showing the same person doing it every time would likely end up with a prosecution. Either that, or you can find out what time they do it, be ready and fire a large cow-pat directly at them from a trebuchet. Someone kept putting dog shit into my wheelie bin. One evening I saw them do it and the following day there was a sign on my bin that read, 'Bloke with black poodle, take your shit home'. There was never any more Remspoor, GrumpiusMaximus, BorniteIdentity and 7 others 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 at work we used to have some dick ed throw dogs shite bags onto the car park from the road , then the cars would run over it and spread it every where .. then people would tread in it and spread it around the school ... when I got in at 7am in a morning , a few minutes found it all thrown back over the fence ... it soon stopped ... it also came with the open gates , people would find it alright to nip in and let the dog drop its load and then walk off ,before the staff could get to them its only a training area for blind people !!! stonedagain, myglaren, Remspoor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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