anonymous user Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, busmansholiday said: Could somebody explain how "stay at the bottom of the ladders" (because I was sat on some planks layed across the conservatory roof fixing the failed flashing) translates in a woman's brain to "it's ok dear I'm only in the kitchen, checking the insurance policy, shout me if you need me". Did you miss some of the words out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, anonymous user said: Did you miss some of the words out Ha,ha,ha, I thought I heard the rattle of paperwork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 5/2/2020 at 4:42 PM, wuvvum said: This fucking V70 is about 30 seconds away from having a match dropped in the tank. If you need any kindling, just let me know. I reckon this Aixam would go up nicely. stonedagain and wuvvum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 7 hours ago, GingerNuttz said: Why do people insist on having shit like this repaired? This is a 2006 Connect and both sides of the van are the same, the van is worth less than the price of the bloody welding... Surely repairing shit like that is the whole point of this forum? paulplom, stonedagain, The Moog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerNuttz Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Just now, barefoot said: Surely repairing shit like that is the whole point of this forum? It's a lot worse than that picture to be honest, I've swept half the van off the floor, inner and outer sills plus about 4" into the drivers floor is rotten, I'm all for saving shite but a 2006 Transit Connect was shit when it was new and putting £500 into something like this is mind blowing Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Did you recently do as you were told ? - What would you like for your birthday ? - Oh don't be silly, you don't need to get me anything!I did that with my ex.My 40th birthday she asked what I would like to do/want.I said 'nowt man don't make a fuss'.I got exactly that, not even a card.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk busmansholiday, Craig the Princess and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treehugger Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Since when did they start selling beer in cans in supermarkets ffs? Its even chilled! D'OH stonedagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 47 minutes ago, treehugger said: Since when did they start selling beer in cans in supermarkets ffs? Its even chilled! D'OH Have you fallen through time from the 1950s? stonedagain, wuvvum, twosmoke300 and 10 others 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 The brake drums did not want to go back on to the sd1. I got one on but the other simply refuses to go back on - to top it all the cylinder is now leaking. This hateful car does not want to return to the road - my mojo is going. stonedagain, EssDeeWon and myglaren 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bren said: The brake drums did not want to go back on to the sd1. I got one on but the other simply refuses to go back on - to top it all the cylinder is now leaking. This hateful car does not want to return to the road - my mojo is going. Do you have a thread for this lovely motor Bren? It’s a black EFi from memory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 so wanted to record something off tv cant use mine as aerial is powered by usb and it only has one socket so use the smart tv in the other room (jvc) plug in usb - figure out how to get epg then look for prog and press record for later i did test it by recording for a minute what was on tv right then forgot about it till about half an hour ago *wonder if it worked how on the small tv here you press source and flick down till you find usb whatever press and away not this one - eventually found out it was in the set up menu (the bit you use when you first set up the thing) - also now its set up - my tv if you try to turn it off it gives option of turn off with or without recording and if its recording while its on theres a red dot in the screen it was only £90 a fucking logik ffs - the all singing all dancing internet jvc doesnt do that the only way you know its taping is the on off light blinks like mine does thats not very helpful is it fucks sake not buying a jvc ever now cunt!!!!!!!!!!! *calmer edit you know what film im taping??? scarface (you know the bit at the end where hes freaks out - that was me 20 mins ago ) edit 2 i think i might just buy a bigger logik with more usb's ps cuuuuuuuuuuuunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Got this far and FOMP. Out goes the flame. Buggeration, the gas bottle is empty. Phil cobblers, myglaren, DVee8 and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 oh no (drool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Gimme VHS any day check correct channel set time done, & they call it progress! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 8 hours ago, hairnet said: so wanted to record something off tv cant use mine as aerial is powered by usb and it only has one socket so use the smart tv in the other room (jvc) plug in usb - figure out how to get epg then look for prog and press record for later i did test it by recording for a minute what was on tv right then forgot about it till about half an hour ago *wonder if it worked how on the small tv here you press source and flick down till you find usb whatever press and away not this one - eventually found out it was in the set up menu (the bit you use when you first set up the thing) - also now its set up - my tv if you try to turn it off it gives option of turn off with or without recording and if its recording while its on theres a red dot in the screen it was only £90 a fucking logik ffs - the all singing all dancing internet jvc doesnt do that the only way you know its taping is the on off light blinks like mine does thats not very helpful is it fucks sake not buying a jvc ever now cunt!!!!!!!!!!! *calmer edit you know what film im taping??? scarface (you know the bit at the end where hes freaks out - that was me 20 mins ago ) edit 2 i think i might just buy a bigger logik with more usb's ps cuuuuuuuuuuuunt Tl:dr didn't read the instructions ahead of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 8 hours ago, PhilA said: Got this far and FOMP. Out goes the flame. Buggeration, the gas bottle is empty. Phil How many people is that to feed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 9 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said: Gimme VHS any day check correct channel set time done, & they call it progress! An ex of mine couldn't work out how a vhs knew what you were recording if the tv wasn't on She was setting down to eastenders 1 night and the tv went pop I said calm down,we can record it and watch it tomorrow once we get a new tv But how does it know what to record if the tv isn't on? she asks The recorder channel is tuned to bbc 1,recorder doesn't care if you can see it or not. It will just record that channel But how does it know???? You could be recording anything if you cant see it!!! It doesn't matter says I, TV doesn't even need to be plugged in at all Well,that proper melted her brain stonedagain, myglaren and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 11 hours ago, PhilA said: Got this far and FOMP. Out goes the flame. Buggeration, the gas bottle is empty. Phil you can convert petrol cars to run on LPG but how quickly can you convert a grill to run on Petrol? LOL myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Sir Snipes said: Tl:dr didn't read the instructions ahead of time all other tvs with usb on them have the usb in the source menu - only tv that doesnt is this one................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 7 hours ago, loserone said: How many people is that to feed? Ten, or three Americans. stonedagain, Supernaut and Talbot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostnotFound Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 16 hours ago, PhilA said: Got this far and FOMP. Out goes the flame. Buggeration, the gas bottle is empty. Phil That's what you get for affronting the natural order of things and using Gas rather than Charcoal to cook on a BBQ! Neil clark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Ten, or three Americans. After the non-stop veggie shit I’ve had to eat for the last 7 weeks of being at the mercy of my Mrs and daughters at home, I’d polish that lot off in one sitting, right now. Ok,maybe not the corn. twosmoke300, stonedagain and wuvvum 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 5 hours ago, LightBulbFun said: you can convert petrol cars to run on LPG but how quickly can you convert a grill to run on Petrol? LOL Instantly if you don't mind your eyebrows removed and everything tasting of unleaded. LightBulbFun, stonedagain, chadders and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said: .....everything tasting of unleaded. Sure that can be fixed.... LightBulbFun and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Fixed my daughters scooter and the first thing that happens is she puts a big scratch up the side of my 940 with it ?? stonedagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Sure that can be fixed.... I can't read the small print, is that actually a bottle of DIY Tetra Ethyl Lead? One to keep on the shelf next to the Zyklon B and the Tabun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 20 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said: I can't read the small print, is that actually a bottle of DIY Tetra Ethyl Lead? One to keep on the shelf next to the Zyklon B and the Tabun. 100% gen-you-whine TEL in that. Completely legit too. Tadhg Tiogar and somewhatfoolish 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 5/5/2020 at 4:52 PM, paulplom said: I did that with my ex. My 40th birthday she asked what I would like to do/want. I said 'nowt man don't make a fuss'. I got exactly that, not even a card. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk My wife did that to me once. Said nothing My Birthday is the day after. Didn't say anything until the day after that. Went fucking mental. Apparently I could have got her something. Anything. The day after that is Valentine's day. She didn't want what I had bought her......that was 26 years ago. Should have realised. paulplom and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Most of the dashcam videos are crap but this one , it's a combination of really shit drivers and downright dangerous ones The first clip left me a bit WTF ? Cord Fourteener 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Someone not too far away has made the assumption we want to hear him singing via big fucking speakers. I might go and start my car up, that'll drown the caterwauling out. myglaren, paulplom and Angrydicky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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