drewd Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I decided that the cracked windscreen in the Bora needed replacing, especially as the police are performing roadside stops and breathalysing people. The fitter cracked the new screen, and can't replace it until Christmas Eve. The crack is just as bad as the previous one, and in the centre of the dash so really obvious. That was £75 well spent. myglaren and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, loserone said: This is why I only take PayPal m8 And groats. loserone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, drewd said: I decided that the cracked windscreen in the Bora needed replacing, especially as the police are performing roadside stops and breathalysing people. The fitter cracked the new screen, and can't replace it until Christmas Eve. The crack is just as bad as the previous one, and in the centre of the dash so really obvious. That was £75 well spent. Hopefully your second replacement will be free. drewd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewd Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Hopefully your second replacement will be free. It will be. It was £75 through the insurance and I got confirmation that I won't be charged extra as they broke it. myglaren and Tadhg Tiogar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I had a screen replaced in my old Laguna. Guy fitting it chipped it as he fitted and by the end of the day it had split in half. National put another one in for free The replacement zx screen has a big bunch of scratches on it. Guy only noticed when he was doing the walkaround after finishing. I signed the tablet saying I was fine with the damage and got a 12 month warranty (as in call them rather than insurance). Its over on the passenger side so I don't really care, if it was a show car I'd have had it swapped back out but it was already 700% less scratched all over than the old screen. drewd and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Why do ‘yoofs’ seem to like talking in this bizarre accent so they sound as if they live in South London despite living in a former mining town in the North? Just had to endure half an hour of some rapping on the bus. I must be getting old because I can’t seem to get my head round why you’d want to pretend you live on a South London sink estate dealing crack, wearing shit clothes and ultimately getting disembowelled in a stairwell of some grim flats. Mr Pastry, Jerzy Woking, stonedagain and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Neighbour a couple of doors down keeps driving over her grass and over the edge of the shared drive, slowly breaking the driveway up. I appreciate the drive might not have been built properly in the first place but still. I used to dutifully move all the bricks back into place after shed wheel spun her people carrier over them but as we’re moving house soon I’ve left them for a while. I recon after 6 months the whole drive is going to need redoing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Mr Cacti goes back in morning. I got home from work at 630pm and had to remove the vinyl c-pillars... Including glue remover. The guy rang and was off his tits to confirm 8-9am, luckily I'm not going to be in. Goodbye you lumpy French bastard. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty_vw_man Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, sierraman said: Why do ‘yoofs’ seem to like talking in this bizarre accent so they sound as if they live in South London despite living in a former mining town in the North? Just had to endure half an hour of some rapping on the bus. I must be getting old because I can’t seem to get my head round why you’d want to pretend you live on a South London sink estate dealing crack, wearing shit clothes and ultimately getting disembowelled in a stairwell of some grim flats. You dissing me bruv, man dem gonna shank you etc etc etc I moved to Chester having spent 10 years living in Lewisham it makes me laugh when the yoof round here talk like this, because none of them would last 30 seconds when confronted with the real thing. Baffling really. Jerzy Woking, purplebargeken, strangeangel and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Remember this one? On 12/13/2019 at 11:59 AM, Datsuncog said: Frantic texts from a chum of MrsDC's this morning, as the Bini diesel she bought in July (four years old, bought from a dealer, fully serviced at point of purchase) is now "making a clicking noise" from the engine. Is there oil showing on the dipstick? "No." Is the oil warning light on? "Yes, it's been on for a week..." So MrsDC's chum's husband had the ailing Bini trailered back to the dealer they bought it from in the summer - the one who said it'd been serviced before sale. While opinions upthread have been many and varied, I should probably advise that the owners are not mechanically inclined and, up to now, annual services have been all their previous cars have ever needed (Peugeot 206 and Kia Ceed). Therefore, the concept of lifting the bonnet and checking the oil level weekly is as foreign and quaint to them as greasing trunnions or decoking the head. They'd expressly bought the 4yr old Bini on the assumption that it would provide them with super-modern, jump in and drive motoring and would last them for years, as long as they got it serviced fairly regularly. Stop sniggering at the back, there. Certainly, the dealer hadn't mentioned that these things apparently need a good slurp from the oil can as regularly as their grandad's £5 Ford Popular did back in nineteen-oatcake. ANYWAY the interesting part is that the dealer won't actually tell them what's wrong with the car. It's fucked, oh yes, and it needs a new engine - but they won't elaborate on the nature of the fuckedness. But not to worry, the garage will 'work with them'. A frightener figure of £7k has been quoted for a new engine. Plus labour. The car cost them £8k five months ago. I'm not sure how much they got on the trade in against the Kia, but there's a fair wedge of finance outstanding so they can't afford to shrug, just walk away from it and start again (my preferred option with cars). But they also can't afford to fix it. Not the sort of news you want the week before Christmas. Banjax. drewd, somewhatfoolish, myglaren and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Datsuncog said: Remember this one? So MrsDC's chum's husband had the ailing Bini trailered back to the dealer they bought it from in the summer - the one who said it'd been serviced before sale. While opinions upthread have been many and varied, I should probably advise that the owners are not mechanically inclined and, up to now, annual services have been all their previous cars have ever needed (Peugeot 206 and Kia Ceed). Therefore, the concept of lifting the bonnet and checking the oil level weekly is as foreign and quaint to them as greasing trunnions or decoking the head. They'd expressly bought the 4yr old Bini on the assumption that it would provide them with super-modern, jump in and drive motoring and would last them for years, as long as they got it serviced fairly regularly. Stop sniggering at the back, there. Certainly, the dealer hadn't mentioned that these things apparently need a good slurp from the oil can as regularly as their grandad's £5 Ford Popular did back in nineteen-oatcake. ANYWAY the interesting part is that the dealer won't actually tell them what's wrong with the car. It's fucked, oh yes, and it needs a new engine - but they won't elaborate on the nature of the fuckedness. But not to worry, the garage will 'work with them'. A frightener figure of £7k has been quoted for a new engine. Plus labour. The car cost them £8k five months ago. I'm not sure how much they got on the trade in against the Kia, but there's a fair wedge of finance outstanding so they can't afford to shrug, just walk away from it and start again (my preferred option with cars). But they also can't afford to fix it. Not the sort of news you want the week before Christmas. Banjax. So they didn’t check the oil and now the engine has seized through lack of oil? mrbenn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 That's pretty shit. I can't remember for sure which was the last car that needed to be topped up with oil more often that about three monthly. Probably the Hillman Imps, but then they needed the engines changing that often anyway. mrbenn and puddlethumper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, sierraman said: So they didn’t check the oil and now the engine has seized through lack of oil? Does that model have a low oil warning light? If it has and it works they haven't got any excuse really. strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoss Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I mean there's not being mechanically minded and there's ignoring the oil warning light for a week. Should you really be driving anyway with that sort of attitude? Isn't there something about mechanical aptitude in the driving test these days (it's been so long since I took mine that I can't remember)? Where you have to open the bonnet and point at the dipstick, header tank etc. Or am I making that up? I know you have to do it before they let you drive the vans at work (Royal Mail). purplebargeken and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, sierraman said: So they didn’t check the oil and now the engine has seized through lack of oil? They werent told to read the operators/owners/user manual that came with the car, which would have detailed how to check the oil, how to respond to each warning light and what oil to add. So the dealer is to blame. Jerzy Woking, alf892, stonedagain and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Yoss said: Isn't there something about mechanical aptitude in the driving test these days (it's been so long since I took mine that I can't remember)? Where you have to open the bonnet and point at the dipstick, header tank etc aye indeed they do have something surprisingly! but the only ask 1 question out of a possible list https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/car-show-me-tell-me-vehicle-safety-questions/car-show-me-tell-me-vehicle-safety-questions Yoss and mrbenn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, New POD said: They werent told to read the operators/owners/user manual that came with the car, which would have detailed how to check the oil, how to respond to each warning light and what oil to add. So the dealer is to blame. There has to be some level of personal responsibility here. A red warning comes up on the dash, is duly ignored for a week, then the dealer that sold the car months ago is liable? Absolute bollocks. ETA: a sad situation for all concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, New POD said: They werent told to read the operators/owners/user manual that came with the car, which would have detailed how to check the oil, how to respond to each warning light and what oil to add. So the dealer is to blame. Bollocks! You shouldn’t need to have your arse wiped like that. If you haven’t followed basics like that you are on your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, mrbenn said: There has to be some level of personal responsibility here. A red warning comes up on the dash, is duly ignored for a week, then the dealer that sold the car months ago is liable? Absolute bollocks. ETA: a sad situation for all concerned. By the way my post was Ironic and very much tongue in cheek. BorniteIdentity, Floatylight, barefoot and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 minute ago, New POD said: By the way my post was Ironic and very much tongue in cheek. Oh. Then I shall stand down ? Apologies! barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Just now, sierraman said: Bollocks! You shouldn’t need to have your arse wiped like that. If you haven’t followed basics like that you are on your own. Ditto. I was being Ironic. I mean I bought a car off JohnK so I'm fairly sure I understand the buyer/user responsibility when it comes to his extended *warranty he offered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoss Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I was hoping you were or else you'd be very much on the wrong forum. New POD, The Moog and mrbenn 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Im definately on.the right forum. Yoss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 It still isn't acceptable for a four year old car to be drinking oil. The manufacturer has a responsibility to design and build the thing properly in the first place. Supernaut, GBJ, tapir and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 56 minutes ago, New POD said: They werent told to read the operators/owners/user manual that came with the car, which would have detailed how to check the oil, how to respond to each warning light and what oil to add. So the dealer is to blame. i once melted the engine in a mark 2 ford focus, which was a company car. i had the car serviced, in line with the manufacturer's requirements only for me to overheat and seize said car the day after it had been in dock. why? the dealer had given it me back with no water in it. not one drop...... and i only became aware of this once the temperature gauge jumped from normal to off the gauge red while stuck in traffic in the middle of York. ah happy dayz...... myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, sierraman said: So they didn’t check the oil and now the engine has seized through lack of oil? That's about the size of it, though it's not actually seized - just producing a knocking noise. I haven't heard it myself, but I'm guessing it's some terminal unhappiness up at the top end caused by oil starvation. 1 hour ago, 3VOM said: Does that model have a low oil warning light? If it has and it works they haven't got any excuse really. It doesn't have an oil level gauge (something even my Phase 1 Lagunas had) - just the red 'engine fucked' light that pings on when it's, well, fucked. I'm genuinely not sure how to feel here. It was unquestionably moronic to run the car for a week with the red light showing, but they're just so utterly confused as to how a modern car could have drunk a whole sumpful of oil in a matter of months - when none of their previous cars ever needed topping up between servicing (or, at least, never broke because of it). They're taking the line that the garage mustn't have filled it properly when it was serviced, and I've tried to explain that it probably was filled properly - but some diesels, and petrols, need regular top-ups. I've no particular experience with modern diesels beyond my hateful 1.9 JTD Alfa, so I can't offer much in the way of advice. They're just incredulous that it could be considered normal for a modern to burn through half a pint of oil a month. While I think they've been very silly on several levels, I also feel desperately sorry for them. They're not car-savvy, their car is viewed more as a household appliance - so while it's easy for us to roll our eyes, to them this must feel a bit like your fridge breaking down, only for you to be told that you're meant to pull it out from the wall and check the refrigerant every week. The dealer kinda has them over a barrel - they owe them the finance, so they're going to have to pay it off one way or another. But I'd really want to know what the problem is. If it's been run bone dry, I'd expect the dealer to make much of this and explain why it's well outside their normal warranty. Their refusal to explain exactly what's caused the oil loss, beyond 'you need a new engine' is ringing my alarm bells. This place seems to specialise in ex-GB, ex-PCP cars probably sourced at auction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 if its a 4 year old Mini, it will either be a very late R56, or , like my wifes an F55/56 which will definately have a digital oil gauge. My wifes likes a drink and it shows up on the dash what the oil reading is if it is low it will remind you until you sort it. Sort of moronic to ignore as you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 On the one hand, I feel bad for them because they wouldn't necessarily know. On the other hand, it's user error ignoring the oil warning light like that. Had a similar one today with somebody's personal laptop at work. Fortunately our policy dictates that we ask if they have a backup. Totally neglected it for 8 years and it had problems during an OS upgrade. Some people just don't understand what they're using, regardless of the object and only know that it's 'working' or 'fucked'... Datsuncog and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 If my R56 is anything to go by, it would have also shouted at them for a week, as well as the light on the dash. Even if something as simple as the TPS light comes on after I have adjusted the tyre pressures and forgotten to reset the system, my wife who isn't a car person as such, immediately texts me, explains what the light is and checks whether it's ok to drive the car. Sorry but my opinion is that red light means danger and if in doubt, stop and Google it. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I would quickly take said BINI away from t he dealer saying that they are going to get an 'independent specialist' to do the related work instead, sadly the BINI would then catch fire a week later and become a total loss annoyingly just before the booked appointment with said 'specialist' . Of course this is just forum banter and not real life, so this would never ever* happen. Ever. Maybe. Datsuncog, timolloyd and strangeangel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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