sierraman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Can you tell who he is yet?Probably a drawing of his cock if it’s Rolf Harris. oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimad5 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Tipped phone over (was on its little stand, as I was using it as a light) ... inevitably it smashes the glass camera cover to pieces. Dropped it off much higher things (accidently) and it's just shrugged them off.Aah well, another thing to splash money on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Damnit. Having to abandon a job half finished because you can't find a tool. In this case replacing the damaged n/s roof gutter on the Invacar, because the dispenser thingie for the sealant has gone walkies. At least I discovered this before cracking open the tiger seal rather than after I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Was dashing around like a loon (well as 'dashing' as an ancient cripple who can't breathe is capable of) getting cars sorted out and away from the garage and then friends wanted to meet me at the park. I dashed (previous comment still applies!) home, got the dogs, forgetting to put Chester on his lead, after all, surely he can go 5 feet from the gate to the car without it just once? No, the fat sod really can't, straight over the road to piss on Olivers gate post (Oliver is Chesters arch enemy - a Dalmation of all things), shout like a mad man at him, he totally ignores me, the triumphant little bastard so intent on his peeing, by the time I get him back to the car, Phoebe has pooped right by the front door of the car and I trod in it! Clean that up, get her in the car, find Chester again (yes, he'd buggered off again!) and get him in the car, decide for some obscure reason, to put the roof down and that won't loc into place and is making alarming, er, alarm noises. Sort that out, ( a bit of the seat cover, there to protect the back seats from the dogs had got into the mechanism) and finally go to the park. Meet up, have a chat, got a snog from random woman and realise my watch is missing. Only find it and the screw that had fallen out (about half an inch long and the thickness of my cock after being out in the cold for an hour or two) so that's a jolly good start and one I am most pleased with purplebargeken, RayMK and Stevebrookman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Smashed one of my few remaining Iitala glasses. Kept it away from my son in case he broke it (he's smashes loads of glasses) then dropped a knife on it. They were £30 each in 1974 Did find a replacement insert for one of my broken Russian tea glasses, only £30 a pair (insert that is).+ postage, import duty, handling charge and VAT, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Probably a drawing of his cock if it’s Rolf Harris. I thought that was Partridge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 STOP TALKING EVERYONE BAD SHIT HAS HAPPENED Tescos have "Improved" their own brand beef ravioli. The sauce is now too thin, too salty and too much basil. The ravioli itself seems to be less nice too.Sainsbury's stuff has got lumps of tomato and onion in the sauce, and local Asda don't sell their own.Heinz it'll have to be then, more expensive, and not as good as original recipe tescos. Cunts. Why can't they leave things alone? As you were. See......Every New Year they fuck something else up. I have had 60 New Years now which is why the world is shit and I am fucking grumpy. Amishtat, alf892, myglaren and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 You're in the right place... mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Whose Rolf when he’s at home?I don't care whose Rolf he is; he's not coming here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 My mums moving out this weekend, so I'm off to clear my stuff out of the garage. Been let down on a load of storage places, so the only place I've got to put any of it is in the attic at home, which should be a lot of fun - roll cab + top box full of tools, compressor, big daddy MIG welder, various exhausts, a set of 20" wheels off my van etc etcI've noticed that Big Yellow Storage near me is doing 8 weeks half price atm. I plan to pack my garage into a storage place in-between moving houses. Not least I don't trust any moving companies workers greasy mits on my tools. cobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Not sure what makes me more angry, people that flick their indicator on as they approach you at a mini round about but have already starting turning left or those that don't bother at all. BorniteIdentity and puddlethumper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 You piece of fucking shit Citroën.... Another flat fucking tyre. And again, my 4th? In 18 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 F in cheap junk my quid shop lamp has decomposed ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 My lord. It's decided to become even more slate than it was. myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I've realise now it is one of those fake rock lamps. At first I thought it was a handtorch that had self combusted. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble..a plastic Sinatra, without the range, depth or charisma............ Buble is like an early 00's Korean car. Astonishingly competent at doing what it does, reliable and yet somehow always trying to be something it isn't, more plastic than you ever thought possible and lacking any kind of charm. Datsuncog, The Reverend Bluejeans, wuvvum and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Not sure what makes me more angry, people that flick their indicator on as they approach you at a mini round about but have already starting turning left or those that don't bother at all.I hate it when people indicate right round the roundabout then don't indicate left to exit the roundabout. They're literally turning left while indicating right! EssDeeWon and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I hate it when people indicate right round the roundabout then don't indicate left to exit the roundabout. They're literally turning left while indicating right!I hope you got them on dash cam, then send them into the wallies on one of those YT channels. Boy can we laugh then. purplebargeken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.Didn't know he'd been let out. myglaren, Tamworthbay, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble always sounds pissed. In fact he sounds like the sort that goes round squeezing women’s tits when he’s had 5 pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble always sounds pissed. In fact he sounds like the sort that goes round squeezing women’s tits when he’s had 5 pints.Considering who he is married to there would hardly be the motivation for that. wuvvum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairymel Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 iittala.scene7.com.jpeghttps://www.scandinaviandesigncenter.com/brands/iittala/tsaikka-glass-with-handle-2-pack/?variantId=30006-01¤cy=GBP&countryCode=GB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIp5fs3cXN3wIVJijTCh3m7w3UEAkYESABEgKRAvD_BwE myglaren and Sheefag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Jane McDonald is the female Steve Wright. Chats pure shit, talks over her guests and has far too much to say, none of it worth listening to. Whilst we're on annoying people on the telly let's have Alison Hammond. Total and utter waste of air time, no surprise whatsoever to find out she was on Big Brother.Before that, she used to work in the same office as me... barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 Further to my previous ravioli/Tesco rant, the recipe for their cheesey puff/balls/ snack appears to have been "improved" too, since last purchased. They now are not so cheesey and taste a bit stale. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED etc bangernomics, AMC Rebel and GrumpiusMaximus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.scandinaviandesigncenter.com/brands/iittala/tsaikka-glass-with-handle-2-pack/?variantId=30006-01¤cy=GBP&countryCode=GB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIp5fs3cXN3wIVJijTCh3m7w3UEAkYESABEgKRAvD_BwEThanks for that I was a bit blinkered as all the ones I have came from the factory in Finland - our boss would drive up there and buy for the whole firm - 1,000 mile round trip but he did have other places to go on the way. hairymel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Surely one for the grin thread now though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Surely one for the grin thread now though?Indeed, when I can afford the £30 for the pair, although I only need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buy two, smash one, problem solved. Don't mention it. purplebargeken, myglaren, Springer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort1977 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Got up this morning to find the oven door window had spontaneously disintegrated. Started the year as i suspect i will continue it, constantly trying to fix things, solve problems and being hit by unecessary and annoying expenses. purplebargeken and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Further to my previous ravioli/Tesco rant, the recipe for their cheesey puff/balls/ snack appears to have been "improved" too, since last purchased. They now are not so cheesey and taste a bit stale. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED etcI should post in CRISPS. I never liked the Tesco cheese puffs. Too wet and slimy, they should have a dry dusting of powder, not leave your hands an orange glutenous mess. My favourite ones for a long time were the Sainsbury's ones, but the Co-op ones are even better, as the big bag is always a pound, and filled right to the top of the bag. Perfect outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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