sierraman Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Cummins or Perkins? I'm on the back seat of the 1970 Duple bodied Bedford VAL 6 wheeler Dontgiveafuckbus, smoking a roll up.That’s living alright! twosmoke300 and The Reverend Bluejeans 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 We left pawn crackers on the table, she's been guarding them since 6:30 and not showing any sign of moving.... My wife is the same but with Prosecco DeeJay and Rocket88 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Grumpy/crazy moment bare with me. End of a shit year, my bestie died of a nasty aggressive cancer that made me realise that stuff doesn’t matter that much. My dad had rose 3 of his lovely cancer too. Mrs works as an acute oncology whatsit and talks about cancer death constantly. Think I don’t really enjoy my work I just like the money, it stresses me out and I feel trapped. I’m mid:late 40’s and could retire in a couple or so years or could semi retire now and just bumble on doing a shit contract once a year for the next ten years. Anyways merry new year and thank you all for the entertaining world I dip in and out of. I’m going to drink a huge baileys and go to sleep after skimming the classifieds. I retired at 55.Best decision ever.You need to have a hobby though. bangernomics, alf892, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean36014 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Fireworks going off that loudly the house shook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 after been quiet on our part of the line, it seems the big guns have opened up. meaning it must be new year....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Right of centre is what exactly? The centre might as well be Margaret Thatcher just now. I can't agree with your political ideology but I enjoy your posts.Maybe that's why political discussion is best left to other outlets.Oddly enough although both yourself and Creeping Jesus have different politics to myself but for some reason both of you are able to debate on an adult level. I've no idea whether that's a particular Caledonian quality or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Can't bloody sleep. Absolutely knackered, can barely keep my eyes open...but can I actually get to sleep? Not a bloody chance. Insomnia sucks. sheffcortinacentre and The Reverend Bluejeans 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Suggs was shit on BBC1 tonight what an arrogant wanker. I hope he was just pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 BBC 2 [Jules wankfest] was equally dismal......................... HillmanImp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebuchenezer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks. HillmanImp, paulplom and Rocket88 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal. GrumpiusMaximus, HillmanImp and Laseraligningfoofooflanges 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks. Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking. HillmanImp, GrumpiusMaximus and DeeJay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking. The viewers? cros, Cavcraft, The Reverend Bluejeans and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 His hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal.I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing? The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.Have you checked in the mirror? Christine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 FFS. I have some kind of 'ill'. My tonsils feel like they are the size of grapefruits. Happy fucking New Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Never tell a sociopath that he's a...sociopath. I think I heard that from....somewhere or other.Killing Eve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Knott Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Front passenger door on the Golf is now completely deadlocked and can't be coaxed open from inside or out, even the repeated banging of the lock whilst working the central locking trick has failed. I should have replaced the module whilst the fault was intermittent, now it looks like my future involves trying to remove the doorcard with the door shut, FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Buble..a plastic Sinatra, without the range, depth or charisma............ The Reverend Bluejeans, barefoot, GrumpiusMaximus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Jane McDonald is the female Steve Wright. Chats pure shit, talks over her guests and has far too much to say, none of it worth listening to. Whilst we're on annoying people on the telly let's have Alison Hammond. Total and utter waste of air time, no surprise whatsoever to find out she was on Big Brother. barefoot, GrumpiusMaximus and puddlethumper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing?Did you see Marc Almond though? He looks like a waxworks Action Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf. You sir are living the dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 My mums moving out this weekend, so I'm off to clear my stuff out of the garage. Been let down on a load of storage places, so the only place I've got to put any of it is in the attic at home, which should be a lot of fun - roll cab + top box full of tools, compressor, big daddy MIG welder, various exhausts, a set of 20" wheels off my van etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 STOP TALKING EVERYONE BAD SHIT HAS HAPPENED Tescos have "Improved" their own brand beef ravioli. The sauce is now too thin, too salty and too much basil. The ravioli itself seems to be less nice too.Sainsbury's stuff has got lumps of tomato and onion in the sauce, and local Asda don't sell their own.Heinz it'll have to be then, more expensive, and not as good as original recipe tescos. Cunts. Why can't they leave things alone? As you were. BorniteIdentity, Craig the Princess, mercrocker and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Late and valid entry for the 2018 cunt count there. Superb work. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 ^ try Lidl's. Gets a lot of thumbs up various places. Or the Aldi 'specially selected'.Not a personal recommendation as I don't do processed food. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Lidl ravioli ftw outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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