alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Clicked 'like' a few times on some posts, hope that's alright. alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 rantingYoof, Tamworthbay, Pillock and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Lalalala. Let's have a video of my washing machine play a song. [Video] Damn you Samsung and your mis-use of Schubert! alcyonecorporation, SiC and Noel Tidybeard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Lalalala. Let's have a video of my washing machine play a song. [Video] I was hoping it would have been this. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 https://youtu.be/RFgXGw_kXpc I was hoping it would have been this.I suspect the Samsung engineers chose the song they did due to be clear of copyright law around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 The Feathers pub in Lichfield does an obscenely nice waffle with shit loads of ice cream and cream with oodles of toffee sauce. Bloody gorgeous but £4 so I only have it when the mother in law is paying. But can you balance them on a cat's head & take a photo for this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I suspect the Samsung engineers chose the song they did due to be clear of copyright law around the world. Given that Schubert's been dead for 190 years, I dare say it's out of copyright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I suspect the Samsung engineers chose the song they did due to be clear of copyright law around the world. Look, it's lovely, I just wanted the Ariston theme tune and bad guy from Bugs to chase modern life round in stop motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Well I wanted to the meet the men with huge foreheads in the Zanussi adverts to see if they were really that clever. We all have disappointments in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 But can you balance them on a cat's head & take a photo for this thread? I will try the next time I am in and report back, but with our band having played there in the past I can say that finding pussy you would touch could be tricky. kirton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 25 mins ago I had a really tidy 605. 24 mins ago I had a 605 with a dented rear door and a scuff running about 40 cm down it. See, there's a huge pillar at work that you have to do a nigh on 180 degree turn around, and some prick keeps parking a van in the place you swing out in to get round it. Obviously my bad driving is to blame. Gutted. I suspect some body shop owner somewhere near to Basingstoke will be getting some of my money soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 For the first time I'm regretting peen hammering the panels on the 605 before it went. Sorry to hear this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 It's okay, at least I only damaged one door and didn't smash a window. I could buy back my old one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Tell the wife the shell of the donor Alfa is being collected for £50 tomorrow, she frowns to indicate displeasure it is being disposed of so cheaply (I just want it gone) As it’s a bit low I suggest I’ll spend the evening stripping anything not welded in off it. “Ok but can you just go pick up this thing for the kids I’ve just bought on Facebook group for £40. It’s in a random place an hours round trip away from home too... mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Tell the wife the shell of the donor Alfa is being collected for £50 tomorrow, she frowns to indicate displeasure it is being disposed of so cheaply (I just want it gone) As it’s a bit low I suggest I’ll spend the evening stripping anything not welded in off it. “Ok but can you just go pick up this thing for the kids I’ve just bought on Facebook group for £40. It’s in a random place an hours round trip away from home too... Easy come, easy go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Solution: remain single. Supernaut, davehedgehog31, mercrocker and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Lalalala. Let's have a video of my washing machine play a song. [Video] Ffs - my LG washer plays a jingle when it’s done but it’s nowhere near as long / annoying as that Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I would put you on ignore but I've met you in real life a couple of times and you're OK, it's just the "mardy twat" persona you seem to revel in on here that gets wearing.+1 He's ok in real life ☺ The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 25 mins ago I had a really tidy 605. 24 mins ago I had a 605 with a dented rear door and a scuff running about 40 cm down it. See, there's a huge pillar at work that you have to do a nigh on 180 degree turn around, and some prick keeps parking a van in the place you swing out in to get round it. Obviously my bad driving is to blame. Gutted. I suspect some body shop owner somewhere near to Basingstoke will be getting some of my money soon.Ah bollocks, that's a real pisser... did something very similar myself once in an otherwise clean Escort. And yes, it was a fucking van parked where it shouldn't have been that caused that one, too. Gutted for you. T-Cut can only do so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 i am tempted to leave an arsey note under the vans wiper but considering its at my work, and probably belongs to a Network Rail contractor, I will leave it. I got home and sat in the R11 and drove it briefly to feel better. Kind of worked. The Moog, eddyramrod, Datsuncog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 i would never, ever use Kwikfit, unless desparate was in there a few years ago when driving a company car, cos that was the only place that the lease lot had a contract with. and every poor sod that came through the door "needed" either 2 or 4 tyres as a minimum. one poor woman came in with a flat and was in tears cos the fitter bloke was insistant that the car simply must have 4 new tyres. now ok, i didn't go and look myself, and ome people don't bother with their cars, so prehaps it did have 4 bald tyres, or, maybe they were taking advantage of a woman on her own to stick her for 4 new tyres no matter what..... funny they didn't try that with me, cos unless the tyres were like slick, the feckin' lease company didn't want to know, and certainly would'nt pay for any new tyres.They will have done an inspection, filled out a report then phoned it to whoever manages the car. Not really in their hands. I use to work at KF about 10 years ago and the pressure to sell wasn't that bad. If you could find a good one, with decent staff busy enough to not be greedy and/or desperate then it should be alright. My local one did manage to change the wrong tyre on my g/f's car and sent her out with a tyre on 2mm tread, the day before she was due to drive 200 miles..... though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Forums are a terrible judge of character.Or perhaps your true self comes out. The complexity of my personality could be judged by reading 100 random posts of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Lalalala. Let's have a video of my washing machine play a song. [Video] That's got a bit of a "numbers station" sound to it. Pillock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Or perhaps your true self comes out. The complexity of my personality could be judged by reading 100 random posts of mine. Trying to please everyone all of the time means nobody wins. mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 That's got a bit of a "numbers station" sound to it.Bit of a “needs an axe through it ‘numbers laptop’ style” you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I like my washing machine.I get utterly creeped out by numbers stations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I like my washing machine.I get utterly creeped out by numbers stations.I bought an archive of numbers station recordings for the express purpose of putting them in music I’m writing. It’s great fun. Datsuncog, Pieman, dome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Trying to please everyone all of the time means nobody wins. Surely the solution is simply to upset everyone? alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Shouldn't be too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 164 buyer yesterday- 'I will call you later today.' No call. Hopeful bidder on the Oldsmobile 'Can I collect after the date you put in the advert?' 'Does it have MOT?' AGH. And I had a split second this morning where i forgot I damaged the 605 yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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