The grumpy thread

[AlabamaShrimp]

YouTube done like gun content so some fuckwit goes and shoots up the place.

 

How the fuck do some people (and by that I mean Americans) brains actually work they're just fucking nutters.

 

 

 

(no I don't yet know the full story what's gone on)

[Des]

Seems it was just a domestic, some nutter bird pissed off with her feller. 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Well better than some nutter but she was still a nutter to shoot people. That said he boyfriend might have deserved it and I'm sure we'll never get to know.

 

Still could she not have waited till he got home

[Noel Tidybeard]

"Dilly dilly"

 

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Dilly, dilly  

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I've found both the AA and RAC to be exceedingly shit nowadays. I avoid them completely.

Have been member of AA for about ten years. Only needed them twice. Both arrived in about 90 minutes from initial call; fixed within about 20 minutes.

 

Membership fee for Roadside Assist only keeps creeping upwards.

[clayts450]

You don't subscribe to 3 motoring magazines do you?

I went off on a right rant over there this PM. Rarely post but the OP was a cock. Legal action my arse

 

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[PhilA]

Good God. I just found why the kids have been acting up all day

 

They took the entire bag of Easter candy and ate the entire thing

 

That's about 4 lbs of sugar they ate.

 

 

Now there's none for me

[Split_Pin]

I don't normally moan about the weather but its fucking April 4th, still CUNTING it down with snow and set to do so all day. Only the Coupe is roadworthy as well and its low so all the chunks of ice dropping off the lorries are scudding the underside. Fuck the winter and the snow, fuck them to hell.

[oldcars]

Fucking gumtree - I really should have know better - can anyone translate please ?

 

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[oldcars]

I don't normally moan about the weather but its fucking April 4th, still CUNTING it down with snow and set to do so all day. Only the Coupe is roadworthy as well and its low so all the chunks of ice dropping off the lorries are scudding the underside. Fuck the winter and the snow, fuck them to hell.

We are due snow later. Its been pissing down for weeks, that or snow. Should see my garden, its a swap. Lawn is dead. It was looking great last year at this time. I had enough yesterday, got the waterproofs on last night and washed the 75 in the pissing rain. It was filthy from the 800 mile weekend. Rain even stopped for 10 mins so i could dry it and slick the tyres. Result.

[Split_Pin]

I was the car in the rain too, keeps the neighbours from thinking Im sane!

[nebuchenezer]

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Twat

Having just ordered a brand spanking new 320d I'll be around your way when I get it, parking it up and waiting for you to call me a twat to my face

 

[Cavcraft]

Hats off to the DVLA who are not even remotely arsed about people selling ringing kits. 

[chaseracer]

Hats off to the DVLA who are not even remotely arsed about people selling ringing kits. 

 

Right.

 

Classic car journos?

 

Over to you...

 

[dave21478]

I don't normally moan about the weather but its fucking April 4th, still CUNTING it down with snow and set to do so all day. Only the Coupe is roadworthy as well and its low so all the chunks of ice dropping off the lorries are scudding the underside. Fuck the winter and the snow, fuck them to hell.

 

 

We are due snow later. Its been pissing down for weeks, that or snow. Should see my garden, its a swap. Lawn is dead. It was looking great last year at this time. I had enough yesterday, got the waterproofs on last night and washed the 75 in the pissing rain. It was filthy from the 800 mile weekend. Rain even stopped for 10 mins so i could dry it and slick the tyres. Result.

 

 

T-shirt weather here. Just mowed the lawn.

[/smug wanker]

[chaseracer]

^ I spy a Panda!

[dave21478]

Aye, I am using it often enough to have worn grooves in the lawn and am again considering doing that bit with gravel.

[beko1987]

Wish I could mow our lawn, it looks fucking awful! Pissing down here today too...

[madrat]

Rain Rain and more rain

 

Give me the snow any day

[Supernaut]

Can this be looked at urgently user has been without a telephone for a week and a half now.

Well, dumb-fuck user, why didn't you contact the service desk when your phone stopped working, instead of leaving it for a week and a half?

 

*head-desk*

[dave21478]

T-shirt weather here. Just mowed the lawn.

[/smug wanker]

 

 

Drove the MGF with the roof down for 45 minutes and fucked the climate for the next two weeks. Nice one, Dave. 

 

[beko1987]

That'll learn you. I commented on how nice it was with the sun out whilst at the FoD on Saturday. 20 minutes later Bucketeer took the rainy photo from inside his car...

[Mally]

What rain?

 

[Aston Martin]

Don’t buy a bastard Citroen. I had the Cacti servixed and noticed that the screen brightness was on max, but I ignored it and went home as it was rush hour.

 

I just went to grab a kebab and the dash is lit up like there’s a 205 with Cibies stuck to the fucking dash. It’s ok, I’ll use the slider to knock it down.

 

“Brightness set to maximum.”

 

I know it pissing is... the slider does nothing. The arrow isn’t cunting there.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Well I got the phone call tonight I was expecting very soon that my dad had died.

 

As posted in the other thread I made it was for the best as honestly it's a twat that they leave people in pain but put animals down.

 

I'd been to the hospital today and nothing could be said or done. I know it sounds heartless but it's only of the inevitabilitys of life and nothing I could have done or said would have changed that. I just hope now that things can move forward for the better.

[alcyonecorporation]

I dunno what to post, other than........fuck. And I'm sorry.

[Jim Bell]

Sorry for your loss fella. It doesn't sound heartless at all. Not to me anyway. The end can be the best outcome in the worst situation.

Wish you and the rest of the family all the best at this awful time.

[John F]

Sorry to hear about your dad, Alabama. Chin up mate.

[Mr A Lawrence]

Sorry to hear that mate.

 

I know how you feel.

[Bren]

My condolences Alabama.