outlaw118 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Fearne Cotton. For no more petty reason than the way she says her "s's". Theres a wee bit of the Sean Connery "sch" about it, can't put my finger on it, but I'm sure if you manage to listen to her on Radio 1 this morning you'll hear it. I don't normally bother with her, but the CD player in my van doesn't like cold weather, so I have to put up with her for a wee while until I turn over to Mr Ken "Soporific" Bruce on R2 for popmaster..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Have you seen her? Who cares if she pronounces her Ss a little oddly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottinghamphil Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Aston Kutcher posts on twitter about Brittany Murphy's* death:Sad Bastards, Anyone and everyone, celebrity or not who use's 'Twitter ' sorry 'Twatter' deserves several slaps, or even better a good whack with a piece of 4x2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Yep, I've seen her....not for me...4 out of 10Her mate Holly Willoughby though, thats a different matter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Ah yes, that's the kind of Holly it'd be nice to find in the house around Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 John Prescott;dim, thick, syntax mangling, croquet playing ,secretary shagging, pile of utter uselessness.Eamon Holmes;smug, smug, smug, smug [did I mention smug] Alex Ferguson arse licking ,Irish smug twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Alex Ferguson arse licking ,Irish smug twatwhen last I looked, he was born in Glasgow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I have a funny feeling I'm going to be mentioning Chris 'too bloody hyper for his own good' Evans in a couple of weeks time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Aston Kutcher posts on twitter about Brittany Murphy's* death: "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine.My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon," Seriously, someone you once dated just died and you can't even be bothered to to write the words 'today' and 'to'.140 characters per twat innit - this was 138... don't know her either, and couldn't care less about twitter, it just causes irritation and bad spellingz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolseley1660man Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Bono.Bono is implicitly part of any list like this. No real need to mention him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Sceptre Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Bono.Bono is implicitly part of any list like this. No real need to mention him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Don't know if they've been mentioned already, and frankly i'd besurprised if they haven't, but here's my list of potential slapees:David MillibandGeorge OsbourneNoel Fucking Edmunds (for whom a slap would merely represent STARTERS)John Craven (grade-A tosser off camera, who upset my Missus)Colleen NolanEamonn HolmesRichard HammondBruce Forsyth (to be fair, I think i'd probably just give him a DIGNITAS gift voucher. I couldn't slap Brucey, he just needs putting out of his misery)All of N-DubzDavid WalliamsThere's more, i'm sure of it.Kerry Katona for instance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Sceptre Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Don't know if they've been mentioned already, and frankly i'd besurprised if they haven't, but here's my list of potential slapees:David MillibandGeorge OsbourneNoel Fucking Edmunds (for whom a slap would merely represent STARTERS)John Craven (grade-A tosser off camera, who upset my Missus)Colleen NolanEamonn HolmesRichard HammondBruce Forsyth (to be fair, I think i'd probably just give him a DIGNITAS gift voucher. I couldn't slap Brucey, he just needs putting out of his misery)All of N-DubzDavid WalliamsThere's more, i'm sure of it.Kerry Katona for instance...David Walliams - so glad you included him. tosser. Not even vaguely funny.Why is Craven such a prick? How did he upset your missus?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 He's an arrogant tosser and treats the crew like shite when the cameras are off, apparently. My wife did some work experience at the Beeb a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Paul Daniels is meant to be a bit of a nob off-camera, don't know how true that is but it seems feasible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 He's an arrogant tosser and treats the crew like shite when the cameras are off, apparently. My wife did some work experience at the Beeb a few years ago.Craven always struck me as a sanctimonious knob, glad to see that he's graduated to arrogant tosser...........I've always had a feeling that most "nice" celebs where probably deeply unpleasant "off camera" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Sceptre Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Plus, the last time I watched Countryfile, Craven featured in it very little. They appear to be slowly pushing him aside for younger presenters by the looks of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seth Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Hmm, A friend of mine worked on Contryfile quite a lot recently. Must ask him next time I see him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-j Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Horne and Cordengratuitously unfunny and unpleasant to look at.Armstrong and Miller on the other hand are fokkin hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Stuart Maconie, as nominated in the G.O.M> thread by Mr Warren T Claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Thank You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I went into my local Chinese about a week ago and someone had written 'TWAT' across a picture of Simon Cowell's forehead and frontal shot.I have to say, I agree. That bint from Dragon's Den would get a crisp back hand from me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Â Allthough not a celebrity in the bono type-the go compare singer would get a bit of 4x2 accross the back of his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Philip Schofield. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Any present or ex GMTV presenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Any present or ex GMTV presenter.I'd say any former breakfast tv presenter with the exeption of Frank "King Dong" Bough. What a man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Even Selina Scott?? PS Just to be controversial, I like Stuart Maconie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I like Stuart Maconie too, but there is something inherently slappable about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I like Stuart Maconie too, but there is something inherently slappable about him.You just know that if BBC2 devoted an entire evenings programming to the films of Colour Climax he would be on it providing a soundbite about his first wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 It might be long mr warren t claim, but it does not stick up very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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