Parky Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 9 hours ago, hairnet said: https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/mitsubishi/legnum/listing/3751225986 wouldnt be too hard to sort? the two bronze tings are ace if they werent rusty bluebird want right now (like a fat primera) reckon hed take 1700? Might take 1700. Not serious are you? I don’t think I will be able to fit it in a crate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, Parky said: Might take 1700. Not serious are you? I don’t think I will be able to fit it in a crate! no prostitute it from puponga then head for stuno and upgrade him it said sold on the ad sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 "Coxon?" "SAH!" "Steer course Austins up to 100k" "Hello, french polishers? Its just possible you could save my life" "Looks at the stars, see how they shine fo-rr youuuuu" I believe this was the local Halfords attempt at British Racing Green "Mariiiiiina, Aqua Mariiiiiina (ute)" Would. Repeatedly. And I would feel no shame Wood, leather, Fins, its basically a Cadillac Now tell me this doesnt just look....right. This one was Halfords attempt at Reynard Metallic "Gold Member! (ba baaa baaaa) He's the man, the main with gears in his suuuuuummmmmp, exhaust in his truuuunk" "Yeah these had Rolls Royce engines these did. No serious, Rolls had a load of Merlins left after WW2 and BMC were desperate so..." Got to go, need to clean myself up after this one "You know number one...when all this is all over....do you think we'll ever have a Mini as nice as that red one?" "I might sir. Thirty years from now I'll be in Never the Twain with Windsor Davies and should pick up a packet from ITV" "Good for you Donald Sinden. Good for you" Split_Pin, r.welfare, Honey Badger and 12 others 4 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 Right. Very bored this evening so I have decided on a challenge. Pick a car for this lot Louis, Harry, The Major, Professor Marcus, Mrs Wilberforce, and One Round. Harry would roll this. Flash for not much cash and true to his East End roots. Louis. Evil. Foreign. Sophisticated but will stab you in the back. Xantia Professor Marcus. Understated. Definitely a mid range Mercedes The Major. Utter Cad. Has to be.... Ahhhh, Mrs Wilberforce..... One Round. Means well, but stupid. Needs room for Cello. Alfa 33 AnnoyingPentium, Twiggy, Datsuncog and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 "Hullo Air New Zealand, how cen I hilp?" "yes yes thank you i need a flight to Tauranga RIGHT NOW" "Ok sir, I can hilp you with thet. Do you have baggage and how hivvy?" "On the way back I will. About a Ton, May need 12 seats or so as I want it in the cabin with me" "OK sir, thets all booked for you although Air New Zealand will riquire trevellers to diclare any foodstuffs on the flught such as fruits or small pine trees" "What? Ahh fuck it" gm, loserone, MiniMinorMk3 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 parky needs to put his richard hat on and put down the sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Parky said: "Coxon?" "SAH!" *down 20 degrees - about to put rod stewart away cos of that song of which the transport i just happen to be standing on (noone else will get that joke) "Hello, french polishers? Its just possible you could save my life" youre def older than you look "Looks at the stars, see how they shine fo-rr youuuuu" please - just FRO *bangs head on table - *goes back to hospital to put scary mask on to get away from above sentence.............. "Mariiiiiina, Aqua Mariiiiiina (ute)" Would. Repeatedly. And I would feel no shame would. because most of it is missing i like 1100s - better than minis "Gold Member! (ba baaa baaaa) He's the man, the main with gears in his suuuuuummmmmp, exhaust in his truuuunk" youre fired you provide no link - hand in badge now!!!!!! fixt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Parky said: Right. Very bored this evening so I have decided on a challenge. Pick a car for this lot https://www.classicbuses.co.uk/alex3.html the ps1 obvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Parky said: "Hullo Air New Zealand, how cen I hilp?" will it be wit when i trivil up the stairs frum the plane frum the cahhh will my tree need a seat to thimsilves? "OK sir, thets all booked for you although Air New Zealand will riquire trevellers to diclare any foodstuffs on the flught such as fruits or small pine trees" only on dimestic flights bro this made me lahhhf with the accints bad man roll on fibruary (mmm waitangi) - remind me to slap you round the face with a ct110 Parky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 hey fire me ive had a shit coupla days need stimulus and/or holiday (bored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 9/7/2022 at 9:06 PM, Parky said: "Coxon?" "SAH!" "Steer course Austins up to 100k" "Hello, french polishers? Its just possible you could save my life" "Looks at the stars, see how they shine fo-rr youuuuu" I believe this was the local Halfords attempt at British Racing Green "Mariiiiiina, Aqua Mariiiiiina (ute)" Would. Repeatedly. And I would feel no shame Wood, leather, Fins, its basically a Cadillac Now tell me this doesnt just look....right. This one was Halfords attempt at Reynard Metallic "Gold Member! (ba baaa baaaa) He's the man, the main with gears in his suuuuuummmmmp, exhaust in his truuuunk" "Yeah these had Rolls Royce engines these did. No serious, Rolls had a load of Merlins left after WW2 and BMC were desperate so..." Got to go, need to clean myself up after this one "You know number one...when all this is all over....do you think we'll ever have a Mini as nice as that red one?" "I might sir. Thirty years from now I'll be in Never the Twain with Windsor Davies and should pick up a packet from ITV" "Good for you Donald Sinden. Good for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Pretty sure I did a quick blez round the block in this very Cooper a couple of years ago - it reminded me of a rally car to drive - was super hyper! Here it is beside my Cooper. MiniMinorMk3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 9/8/2022 at 2:10 AM, hairnet said: this made me lahhhf with the accints bad man roll on fibruary (mmm waitangi) - remind me to slap you round the face with a ct110 Technically it should be “Air Nyoo Zillind” 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 18 hours ago, Essex V6 said: Technically it should be “Air Nyoo Zillind” 😉 That’s pretty close actually. Seems to be “Earnezellen” (ear ner zell enn) when said locally Essex V6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 9, 2022 Author Share Posted September 9, 2022 18 hours ago, Essex V6 said: Pretty sure I did a quick blez round the block in this very Cooper a couple of years ago - it reminded me of a rally car to drive - was super hyper! Here it is beside my Cooper. The grey is yours? Hubba hubba, I absolutely love that. I might have to see if any of my Russian mates can help you fall out of a window somewhere Essex V6, MiniMinorMk3 and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Yup that is mine! Thanks for the advance warning at least 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 not looking at rentals no not me fur fib if medical goes nicely only thing stopping me is the bond for the bike i can buy a cahhh for thit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/holden/commodore/listing/3816900178 woo was looking at v8s but they all seem to need work for wof this would do - i was looking at barinas but theyre not corsa b c d theyre the shit far eastern type which are worse than actual corsas and also cos you cant do 75mph down SH1 no point really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 19, 2023 Author Share Posted March 19, 2023 OK, following @hairnet pressure I figured I should get some images up from last weeks Canterbury Two Rivers classic car parade which I attended with m'learned colleague @STUNO and Mrs Stuno. Been a while since a Kiwi Kar Konundrum update so more to follow: I dont like custard but I could be persuaded to reconsider. Lovely Porker As Mafioso say to Charlie Croker - "Pretty Car" JDM YO!?!?!?!?!?!?! OOOOF! This was particularly lovely Ha ha ha, yes you definitely fit in with the Camaros. Learned to drive in the Renault 9 which was the same but booted. Again WTF is this doing here! Clean Hubba Hubba, definitely bothering council estates at night with this thing Yeah yeah, Harry Potter had one, blah blah blah. Clean tho Could barely see this. Paint a car in khaki and park it next to a tree, surprised if the owner ever finds it again Four headlights rule and I will fight anyone who disagrees Glamcabs My perfect spec Ha, another WTF are you doing here. Papped previously What the world needs now is things like this to be remanufactured with electric motors busmansholiday, CaptainBoom, RobT and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 19, 2023 Author Share Posted March 19, 2023 MOAR We dont have Ikea in the South Island yet, but when we do this baby is perfect for the collection run WTF is this doing here? Havent seen one on the road since I watched Tarquini and Simoni demolish the field at Brands in 1994. I can imagine parts being quite a challenge! Its 1974, you are Bryan Ferry and "Virginia Plain" has just gone platinum. Where are you spending the royalties? On the other hand maybe you are Rodney Bewes and "Likely Lads" has just been signed up for another season.... RobT, AnnoyingPentium, CaptainBoom and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 19, 2023 Author Share Posted March 19, 2023 EEVEN MOOR I'm sorry I just like Minis The colourblind "Self Preservation Society" Looks fun Nice innards And Outtards Not a Mini but would Three Speed, RayMK, AnnoyingPentium and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 19, 2023 Author Share Posted March 19, 2023 Otherwise... MITSI KAPUT All fine. Junior passed his test in it first time and then disappeared to Auckland Uni so hasnt had a chance to practice since. Mrs P wants shot of it which I agreed to as long as it can be replaced with something equally awful. So I think I will keep it. Currently out of warrant as I forgot and then was busy and all that jazz, must get onto it this week SWIFT Nothing to report, just does what it does without any issues at all CHEEZOID Has been used more often and have racked up an enormous 8000km in it in a year. First oil change today, genuine Toyota filter and Nulon 5w30. Bit of a faff as undertray had to come off and a special cup was needed to remove the filter housing so done now. Will need to renew most of the clips on the undertray as some ae missing and others weak. Still heavy clutch on it so not my preferred for town wok but good fun driving to Westport last week - 4 hours of empty twisty road there and back, happy days! Brake pedal slowly sinking at idle but rock solid with engine off so dont think its master cylinder. Brakes all work fine so maybe just some sort of feature of the brake booster JMotor, RobT, Split_Pin and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 raf vallone would keel you as preety car isnt a fiat or an aston (the car that went over the cliff was a lancia) you didnt pap the lotus wtf? nice reno 11 tho 510 oof then you didnt look at the old toot next to ut? hivvens to murgatroyd what was stuno doing so fahh sith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 just watching highway patrol and he pulled someone over at night obvs to chick (yes i know its ausssie ) P plate on the back (not allowed at night) but full licence holder $119 fine for display when not required) wtf?? @MorrisItalSLX thats nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, hairnet said: just watching highway patrol and he pulled someone over at night obvs to chick (yes i know its ausssie ) P plate on the back (not allowed at night) but full licence holder $119 fine for display when not required) wtf?? @MorrisItalSLX thats nuts I know the fine for not displaying P plates when required is a whopper, but a fine for displaying when not required is taking the piss! When I was learning to drive the instructor told me that if you pass your test in an automatic and want to learn manual then you should display L plates, despite having a licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Yo @Parky, think you tagged the wrong north islander in your catch-up last week! Yours, not@STUNO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 @Jon can stroke holden in novimber please ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 20, 2023 Author Share Posted March 20, 2023 20 hours ago, Jon said: Yo @Parky, think you tagged the wrong north islander in your catch-up last week! Yours, not@STUNO Ah FFS how did I manage that! Other news - Suzuki refused to start for Mrs P this morning so she had to take the PPOS (Purple Piece of Shit) Actually liked it - "it drives nice doesnt it, nice and light and easy" Yes Mrs P, thats why I like it for commuting. Think it might be hanging around for a while yet. Might even fix the dent in it! AnnoyingPentium, Stanky and Jon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 You're unlikely to see that agin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 2005 Mercedes-Benz 350 | Trade Me Motors Had to stop myself bidding on this....no bids placed for hours before the auction ended, I was sitting until the auction closed desperately not bidding. probably the bargain of the year (so long as NOTHING went wrong!with it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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