SmokinWaffle Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Hello! I'm glad to say that I was the lucky chap that snagged the transit from @jollyfkr2 that was very kindly offered in this thread: I understand a few people were in line before me but sadly couldn't collect/sort it for varying reasons and it finally came around to me! After sending a picture of a rusty, faded transit van that has been sitting for half a decade to my fiancé at 10AM on a random wet Friday - she promptly replied "Sure" and "I think it could be fun!" (I have no words for how awesome she is!!) Our plan? A self built small camper for fun weekends and adventures. Call it cheesy, a waste - call it whatever you like really because you don't have my address and that's what is happening regardless. 😛 @worldofceri gave me an amazingly reasonable quote to get it moved the 35-40 or so miles to my house - but sadly he wasn't down this way anytime soon and it needed moving. I got a couple of Shiply quotes for £200+(!!) - then finally contact a local company by the name of GC Cars Recoveries and Transport and spoke to a helpful man called Gary. He couldn't move it due to it making him over-weight being a van - but he knew someone who could and booked him to do it for the fair price of £120. Happy days. I did have the guys business card but have since misplaced it - but will credit it when I find out who it was as he was great too. Now I just had to wait 4 days.... juular, mat_the_cat, stephen01 and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 4 days later, I got a delivery that I rushed home from work in my lunch hour to accept - with a helper from work who is also a fan of old chod - what a sight to behold when I arrived: Apart from a very grotty front arch - at first inspection it didn't look too shabby at all! Even underneath was seemingly solid apart from some surface rust. As luck would have it - my friends brother had recently purchased an equally cool ford that was there to help get it jumped: Very nice. Sounds lovely and is luxury inside. Looks well on those wheels too. ANYHOW, the chap said the battery in it was flat as a pancake but that it started in the yard with a brand new one. I grabbed one from the garage from an old VW 4x4 thing I'd used for our previous BX Adventure and popped it in and we set about jumping it: Sadly....we couldn't get it started. In hindsight I think I was so excited I didn't let the glowplugs warm up - but who knows the state of the battery I put in it. It happily turned over and over and over so it must of had some charge.... There were 0 brakes on the transit - totally pedal to the floor non-existant - so we set about pushing it onto the drive and......well, fuck me it's heavy when pushing it up a slight incline. Got it around the corner okay with 3 of us pushing, pushed it back but soon came to a halt when I met the small incline of my driveway. I don't have a picture of the next bit - but my friends brother backed the Granny up to it and pushed it up the final bit - what an absolute gent. He said it needs a new bumper anyway so wasn't bothered - no damage regardless. So - we got it on! Woo!!! Had a quick look inside, little bit dirty but otherwise looked bloody good with lots of space for activities! Can really tell it's only done 80k. Some major rust on both sides on the cab steps - to be expected: But otherwise very good nick for a transit that tends to rot like old fruit in the sun. Next step was to get some sort of security on it (as the door doesn't lock/lock is seized) to stop the locals towing it away. A quick search on Facebook and £10 later - I whacked this small deterrent on it: Snug. Stay tuned. danthecapriman, wesacosa, somewhatfoolish and 28 others 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Superb. I'm still quite annoyed that I couldn't make the logistics work in time... No glowplugs on a DI - but they do need to be cranked over at a decent speed in order to fire. SmokinWaffle and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 I never realised they updated the cab so much over the 80s one...Losing the little illuminated tabs on the warning lights is really sad...I remember thinking that was one of the coolest things I'd seen when I was about 5. As Wuvvum says, these engines don't have glow plugs, but do need to spin over at a good rate to catch usually. You never realise how heavy a van truly is compared to a car until you try to push one! SmokinWaffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 Next step was to get an honest eye on it to see how much work was needed to get it welded up to a roadworthy state. Contacted a friend I have known for a little bit from the car/drift world, who owns & runs Byrneout Welding. Good fabricator, honest guy who would do anything to help you if you were in need. Hugely recommended. He's done a few transits as it happens too. Does good work I can trust. He gave it a good look over for about an hour, getting everywhere, under carpets, underneath, taking off plastic, poking and prodding. He came to the conclusion that - although it does need a good tickle (probably an understatement) - it's the most solid MK5 he's come across / worked on. Floor is solid all the way through - even some original underseal in places and untouched metal which is great news. He wrote up a nice report for me which estimated just under 70HRs of work - to which my first reaction was...dread. But - he said this is if he did everything including cleaning it, cutting back, prep, paint, welding ect - and he said if I was willing to put in the graft he would gladly show me how I got get all the rot cut out and prepped and reduce that total quoted time to less than half - and I could even try my hand at some welding - which is all very doable financially - and would be a great learning and bonding experience for me and my other half. After all - this is a self build project - what's better than getting our hands dirty/burnt/covered in rust?! List of things that need doing: Drivers side wing (replace) Lower 30% inner arch Front arch, inner and outer Drivers door sill, inner, outer and step area Outer sill wants treating and straightening Chassis mounts want cleaning up and coating Tow hook blast/paint Passenger rear arch damage and inner rot Sliding door shut - outer sill and 2 small inner spots 2 spots underneath sliding door runner Front door shut - inner and outer sill (the step is saveable hopefully) Front inner wing and arch Left inner wing under the bonnet Replace: Drivers door, most likely passenger door, both rear doors and both front wings All panels I need are readily and fairly cheaply available from various places. So - it's probably going to sit for a few months until the weather starts getting warmer - then it's game on. Now I just have to save for a wedding, house and a camper....christ... Will this be cheaper than buying a decent base van instead? Maybe. Will a modern engine be as reliable as a 2.5 banana diesel? Definitely not. Would that be as much fun / as fun of a story to keep me and you fine readers entertained? Hell no! Very excited. Thanks again for @jollyfkr2 for offering this up free of charge. You've made us both very excited for the future of hard work we have ahead! RoadworkUK, KruJoe, Twiggy and 32 others 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Superb. I'm still quite annoyed that I couldn't make the logistics work in time... No glowplugs on a DI - but they do need to be cranked over at a decent speed in order to fire. 14 minutes ago, Zelandeth said: I never realised they updated the cab so much over the 80s one...Losing the little illuminated tabs on the warning lights is really sad...I remember thinking that was one of the coolest things I'd seen when I was about 5. As Wuvvum says, these engines don't have glow plugs, but do need to spin over at a good rate to catch usually. You never realise how heavy a van truly is compared to a car until you try to push one! I see! Thanks both. What does it have instead? Sounds like a silly question I know. Need to buy myself a Haynes manual. My other half loves learning about engines and such so she will make it her mission to memorise every page I'm sure... I've been around old cars and had an interest for many years - but only recently started working on them for myself. Did my BX oil change myself and some wiring and working on a sad panda I found - figure now is a good of a time as any to start learning! Every mistake is a lesson! Looks like at some point it was owned by Chad Racing (assume so from the stickers) - I also found a pit lane pass and some french insurance documents in the glove box. I'll try to contact them to see what they know/can tell me about the old thing! LightBulbFun, Dick Longbridge and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, SmokinWaffle said: I see! Thanks both. What does it have instead? It doesn't have anything as such - some direct injection engines don't need preheating to start - as long as you can spin them over quick enough to generate sufficient heat through compression. SmokinWaffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, wuvvum said: It doesn't have anything as such - some direct injection engines don't need preheating to start - as long as you can spin them over quick enough to generate sufficient heat through compression. Very cool. Thanks! I'll give that old battery a good charge to see if it makes any odds - if not I'll get a new one and go from there. Just to show you how great my other half is - how many conversations about old shit cars do you see that go like this: That is why we are engaged as of a few months ago. Diamond. LightBulbFun, Landy Mann, KruJoe and 11 others 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 11 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said: Will a modern engine be as reliable as a 2.5 banana diesel? Definitely not. bloody good engines SmokinWaffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Being pedantic again, this isn't a banana engine - it's the basic 70bhp DI. No less reliable though, and not a huge difference in performance in the real world. twosmoke300 and SmokinWaffle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Still maintain these are the best commercial diesel engines of ever. HarmonicCheeseburger, twosmoke300, SmokinWaffle and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Yep. Can't beat the sound of a hard working DI. SmokinWaffle and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Excellent! I'm glad it's staying in the fold and going to get used properly. Will follow with interest. SmokinWaffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Ace, good start to the thread but I think it's going to get better! SmokinWaffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 You must have a Mrs like mine. I bought an omega for £50 2 days before we got married.......and we still got married! They’re a rare breed! HMC, SmokinWaffle and antony denman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Still maintain these are the best commercial diesel engines of ever. Unbelievably tough in my experience. I remember when my old Omega shat its belt tensioner leaving me with no charge, water circulation or power steering in rush hour Kidderminster. I limped to the nearest garage and the bloke in charge sorted me a lift back to Ludlow with his dad's car transporter. Said transporter turned out to be an early 90s Transit (the Amoeba absolutely dwarfed it), even the garage boss looked a bit dubious (the road between Kiddy and Ludlow is viciously hilly, especially on the dark side of Clee Hill, but it did the job without issue. Cavcraft, SmokinWaffle and Lord Sterling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I reckon it’s well worth getting a welder and having a go at that welding, practice a bit over winter with some scrap steel then go for it. SmokinWaffle and juular 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 11 hours ago, wuvvum said: Being pedantic again, this isn't a banana engine - it's the basic 70bhp DI. No less reliable though, and not a huge difference in performance in the real world. The learning continues! Good to know - thanks 11 hours ago, stuboy said: bloody good engines 11 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Still maintain these are the best commercial diesel engines of ever. That's what I'm hoping - esepcially with only 80k on the clock Just now, sierraman said: I reckon it’s well worth getting a welder and having a go at that welding, practice a bit over winter with some scrap steel then go for it. I did some Arc welding with my dad - that was pretty hard but the concept was easy enough - just practice. I guess I'd need a mig welder and some wire? That isn't a bad idea - could be fun! Cavcraft, LightBulbFun and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, sierraman said: I reckon it’s well worth getting a welder and having a go at that welding, practice a bit over winter with some scrap steel then go for it. What he said. On an old bus like this you don't need a showroom finish, if you can practice enough to solidly glue two pieces of metal together and use a grinder accurately you're 67.523% there. I found a welder a really useful tool for converting my van as well, saved money on a rock and roll bed by making my own out of angle iron. Cost me about £30 in steel Vs around £500 for a bought one. Then all the little custom hinges and brackets you can just make yourself.. it's addictive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, SmokinWaffle said: The learning continues! Good to know - thanks That's what I'm hoping - esepcially with only 80k on the clock I did some Arc welding with my dad - that was pretty hard but the concept was easy enough - just practice. I guess I'd need a mig welder and some wire? That isn't a bad idea - could be fun! Even if you went and bought a cheap gas less MIG which aren’t as good as a proper ‘gas’ MIG, you could get a feel for if you like it. Obviously a good Gas MIG is £££, you’ll have not lost too much. So long as it’s stuck together firmly you should be fine, we’re talkinh welding up an old Transit here not making a bonnet for an e-type for the Palm Beach Concours. warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexi Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Keep an eye out for a Clarke 150 or buy a new one if you can afford it. Hobbyweld gas bottles. twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said: Very cool. Thanks! I'll give that old battery a good charge to see if it makes any odds - if not I'll get a new one and go from there. Just to show you how great my other half is - how many conversations about old shit cars do you see that go like this: That is why we are engaged as of a few months ago. Diamond. Are you sure that's not the same as "Do what you like, you always do" or "I didn't think you were serious" that most married men have heard at some point in thier marriage. Followed by "I never said that" spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, sierraman said: Even if you went and bought a cheap gas less MIG which aren’t as good as a proper ‘gas’ MIG, you could get a feel for if you like it. Obviously a good Gas MIG is £££, you’ll have not lost too much. So long as it’s stuck together firmly you should be fine, we’re talkinh welding up an old Transit here not making a bonnet for an e-type for the Palm Beach Concours. I know lots of people think gasless mig welding is a bit amateurish, but think of it as continuous Arc welding, and remember that welding in a stiff breeze, outside will be less of a proborn as the gas can't blow away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 35 minutes ago, sierraman said: Even if you went and bought a cheap gas less MIG which aren’t as good as a proper ‘gas’ MIG, you could get a feel for if you like it. Obviously a good Gas MIG is £££, you’ll have not lost too much. So long as it’s stuck together firmly you should be fine, we’re talkinh welding up an old Transit here not making a bonnet for an e-type for the Palm Beach Concours. 10 minutes ago, lexi said: Keep an eye out for a Clarke 150 or buy a new one if you can afford it. Hobbyweld gas bottles. My welder is happy to let me have a go (he did welding courses too pre-covid) - and show me how to prep/clean/cut/grind the panels in readiness. I think I'd be happy doing that rather than paying £2 - 300 for a welder and just diving into it - but I'll keep it in mind if I see a decent one locally for a good price! It is tempting and they do hold their money...I'm just nervous I suppose. 3 minutes ago, New POD said: Are you sure that's not the same as "Do what you like, you always do" or "I didn't think you were serious" that most married men have heard at some point in thier marriage. Followed by "I never said that" 100% - she's arguably more excited about it than I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I think my wife would be consulting a solicitor to look at her options if I brought that home. puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, SmokinWaffle said: My welder is happy to let me have a go (he did welding courses too pre-covid) - and show me how to prep/clean/cut/grind the panels in readiness. I think I'd be happy doing that rather than paying £2 - 300 for a welder and just diving into it - but I'll keep it in mind if I see a decent one locally for a good price! It is tempting and they do hold their money...I'm just nervous I suppose. 100% - she's arguably more excited about it than I am! And 25 years from now, they also say "I never liked ..........insert some hobby you have......, I just thought you'd grow out of it " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, sierraman said: I think my wife would be consulting a solicitor to look at her options if I brought that home. I think mine would be phoning the community mental health team. Anyway I'm only joking. Every woman needs a man with a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I mean look at Rod Stewart. Loves model railways but he’s beating the women off with a shitty stick still. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 To be honest, if that's all it takes I'm going to get a Hornby set up off eBay and put my train in Rachel Hunter's tunnel. Dick Longbridge, 2flags, spartacus and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Everyone knows a Hornby gets the ladies horny! As soon as they see the humbrol enamels and the fullers earth they’ve got a wide on. Cavcraft and sutty2006 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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