DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Train booked. Its going to be 4 hours, several changes and much stress. Some people know the intended destination, shush and don't spoil it for others. That's if anyone is actually reading this. 😂 Breakfast is scrambled egg on bagel and a cup of Earl Grey tea with honey. Poo count - 0 Anxiety level 25/100. Robson3022, privatewire, The Moog and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Chodspeed Doctor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 I'm guessing a smoll car. It's always a smoll car with Doctor. Chodspeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Good luck with your day. If my day started with Earl Grey and honey it could only get better. Lets hope the new addition is more popular. Chances? barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Good luck, M8. Genuinely don't know what it is, so will hazard a guess at a LandRover Freeloader that's had the prop removed for economy and 20 litres of matt black paint. HarmonicCheeseburger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 doors or 5, Billy? K or diesel? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 Bus stop... I'm technically exempt from wearing a face covering, but I'm going to attempt one so as not to anger the Karens. Poo count 1 Anxiety level 56 privatewire, The Moog, drewd and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Are we allowed guesses? Are it a Japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Pee rodua nippa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Genuinely don't know what it is You're going to be soooo pleased Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 Clue number one. It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, loserone said: You're going to be soooo pleased If it's an Iv*co he's dead to me. brownnova, clayts450, wuvvum and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Must be a three litre senator eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Good luck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 22 hours ago, TheDoctor said: Bus stop... Is it a wet day? Did you offer her a share of your umbrella? DoctorRetro, Amishtat, Cavcraft and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Time for a change... Not diesel Not rover Not 4 door Not big Moar horses than a fenlander. Time for the aygo joke? (Again) DoctorRetro and loserone 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 minute ago, scdan4 said: Time for a change... Not diesel Not rover Not 4 door Not big Moar horses than a fenlander. Time for the aygo joke? (Again) Right on all counts except the last one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Bus Stop was a song by The Hollies in about 1966. I was slightly mangling the lyrics to make a joke. You young people, you don't know you're born! (and other old-man cliches) brandersnatch, Stevebrookman, Cavcraft and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 minute ago, eddyramrod said: Bus Stop was a song by The Hollies in about 1966. I was slightly mangling the lyrics to make a joke. You young people, you don't know you're born! (and other old-man cliches) I'm an 80s child 😁 At the station now. Apparently I have to keep my distance from women... privatewire, Shite Ron, Jim Bell and 7 others 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, TheDoctor said: Right on all counts except the last one... In which case I’m guessing metro 1.1s. In blue. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 22 hours ago, TheDoctor said: Apparently I have to keep my distance from women... Something I was extremely successful at for many years, without even trying! paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 37 minutes ago, TheDoctor said: Clue number one. It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. My bike? BlankFrank, Pat Earrings and DoctorRetro 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Earrings Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 39 minutes ago, TheDoctor said: Clue number one. It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. My bicycle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Earrings Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Haha got beaten to it! Timewaster and BlankFrank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 On the train Anxiety level: 87 Bladder fullness: getting there. This is going to be a long day. Sincere apologies to the person I'm travelling towards if I'm a bit grumpy. beko1987, Uncle Jimmy, Shite Ron and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, TheDoctor said: Train booked. Its going to be 4 hours, several changes and much stress. Some people know the intended destination, shush and don't spoil it for others. That's if anyone is actually reading this. 😂 Breakfast is scrambled egg on bagel and a cup of Earl Grey tea with honey. Poo count - 0 Anxiety level 25/100. Crikey! @dave21478 would be turning in his grave! What happened to toothpaste on toast? Crackers, Timewaster, brownnova and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 Shenfield achieved Shite Ron and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, beko1987 said: Crikey! @dave21478 would be turning in his grave! What happened to toothpaste on toast? Dave is turning in his grave, he's dead, drove his car into a tree, remember? davehedgehog31, wuvvum, Timewaster and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 14 minutes ago, Nibblet said: Dave is turning in his grave, he's dead, drove his car into a tree, remember? Quite sure @beko1987 knows this and was sharing an upbeat memory of Dave numbers? Although I'm no good at reading what people mean. Anyway, just leaving Hatfield Peverel... Got my coffee and still need a wee. Anxiety level: 36 privatewire, Mally, beko1987 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 moar powah than the rovah- that wouldn't be too hard if we're honest would it? 🤣🤣🤡 DoctorRetro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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