Station Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Episode 1: Saab vs Alfa Romeo vs Lancia "It's got a up and down moving steering wheel, and seats feel very comfortable over long distances ..." "The Rover has plenty plenty of space in the glovebox, handy for things like maps, sweets, and a first aid kit ..." "The Lancia is miles ahead of anything else, because it's Italian, and Ferrari is also Italian (and so is Alfa Romeo, but they're rusty) ..." "It's got an ultra-modern sat nav ..." "The interface is extremely user-friendly ..." "It's very ergonomically designed ..." "So I never have to take my eyes off the road when I'm using it ..." A stupid infomercial thing between unleaded and four star, and fuel additives: "F ... For ... For ... Forty fucking p?!" "I'm going to try and inform you, but I'll probably end up making you want to turn over and watch Tommorow's World ..." "Interesting ..." "Remember when Top Gear used to be like this ... ?" "Here's an awesome Sierra, next to a crappy Cavalier. Vauxhalls are pooey." "Read it and weep, future computer viewers!" Jeremy Clarkson does autojumbles "This place is full of junk that only twats will buy ..." "[Does fake retching action]It's the worst car you could possibly ever drive ..." "Why do you come to places like this, I bet you drive a Marina?" "Why would anyone want any of this shitty crap?" "I've got a Sierra Cosworth ..." [cue 'Take My Breath Away' by Berlin] Tiff Needel brags once more about his racing 'career' (10 professional races), while driving around a track in a Sierra Cosworth "Brag brag, I'm ace me, my racing career, etc ..." "In my days as a racing driver, etc ..." "I've got my own racing helmet, I used it during my racing career ..." "This is what I did when I raced ..." "Pebble Mill!" robinmasters and Vince70 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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