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Roffle is go.  

1 for £16 or 2 for £30.

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Choice of top boxes either the white old one or the massive modern one for Uber eats work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reminds me of the test sheet for a Sierra Sapphire that used to be parked down the road from my house a few years ago, never seemed to move much even though it looked immaculate. I couldn't find the picture and post that I put up but found it in someone else's. 

I think the mot tester was pissed when he did this one. 

MOT history of this vehicle

Test date22 May 2015 Expiry date30 May 2016 Test ResultPass Odometer reading78,643 miles MOT test number9387 3254 5112 Advisory notice item(s)

very loud shade of dog dick red

chassis black covering the complete underside of vehicle including bumpers

loose nut behind the wheel

large yellow lollipop makes steering dificult

engine missing

found it under bonnet

dead bugs on windsheild

live bugs on order

crack on windsheild outside the swept area

the crack is good

Test date31 May 2014

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