Rustycarlover Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 so I have recently acquired a dismal Hyundai Lantra that has to last me the next 2 months then I’m scrapping it , I am thinking of getting some paint and spray paint and painting some stuff on it any suggestions for some funny stuff to write preferably short and mildly offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 No. Leave the poor thing alone. 95 quid Peugeot, Lord Sterling, stonedagain and 10 others 10 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycarlover Posted August 4, 2019 Author Share Posted August 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Supernaut said: No. Leave the poor thing alone. It’s sadly fucked mate been run low on oil at some point so it’s says are numbered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustycarlover Posted August 4, 2019 Author Share Posted August 4, 2019 Some of the previous owners fine repairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Flames. And sharks teeth. For winnrs. purplebargeken and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Harlequin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 face, Vince70, BlankFrank and 10 others 6 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Take a leaf out of the Top Gear Alabama special. Or leave it alone. Actually, leave it alone. Rustycarlover and barefoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgetgricey Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Starskey and Hutch white stripe.... "my other cars a KIA" Rustycarlover 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 MDF body kit stonedagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 I think you'll find that this is Autoshite not Retro Rides and anything related to to modifying* a car is frowned upon by most people here. Not that it normally stops me... *the Autoshite official word is 'ruining' ?? purplebargeken, scdan4 and Rustycarlover 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 C LI N T barefoot, Fumbler, stonedagain and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_al_granvia Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Paint it with fake company livery for hugh jass gents outfitters or ian & paul freely sanitation engineers or norfolk & goode (something) or a, l & c o'holic wine merchants You get the picture Rustycarlover 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 just give 20 toddlers some sharpies and bag of skittles each purplebargeken, Supernaut and Jerzy Woking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 mrdelmonti, Microwave and Rustycarlover 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Rustycarlover and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Rustycarlover and Dan302 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 You need to ask advice from "stuboy" - he has excellent form for decorating cars..... catsinthewelder and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Fanny Batter Gardening Services - We'll Trim Your Bush. big_al_granvia and sutty2006 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Graft a completely different front end on it....say.....from a 318i bmw Aston Martin and jumpingjehovahs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Artex on the roof, bit of wood-chip on the sides and gloss the trim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 "Powered by fairy dust" sticker on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Mud from the top down ...... And bits of grass caught in the trim ... And " a real off roader " written on the boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 A wooden spoiler. Smooth it out with some Poundland filler. Old pair of tights over tail lamps - smoked lamps Coachlines, but loads of them. Do it when you’ve had a few beers. Monogrammed initials on the doors. Stenciling using some silver paint and some old net curtains Vents in bonnet but not quite asymmetrical Paint drums in a really cheerful colour. A few badly repaired giffer dents. A motif of a hooker sat on Ron Jeremy’s lap on the bonnet. big_al_granvia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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