Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Crawled out of my pit for breakfast before beginning a jolly. champions breakfast, Heck cold sausages liquid fuel to avoid LNER wallet rape still peckish... i know what you’re thinking and yes this decadent bastard did just have breakfast dessert, peanut butter out of the tub with a slab of dark chocolate as a spoon. Raided Volvo for collection essentials Pat Earrings, chodweaver, skattrd and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Minor Brian Harvey incident getting in the modern, had put it in D to fit my oversize coffee mug in the shitty hipster red bull sized holders of the A1 then noticed the boot was open. guess who got out walked round and watched the car crawl off towards the skip? fortunately* handbrake was loosely on so the combined resistance of handbrake and the bulk bag of rubble it drove over ceased forward motion. Bit of graunching noises heard as I reversed back off the bricks but company car so probably* ok. jumpingjehovahs, scdan4, rantingYoof and 23 others 12 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Great* start.(Microwaving popcorn)Sent from my BV6000 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 PB & DC maybe the 21st century version of fags and coffee. Since smoking ban all breakfast should veer toward fats and sugars as the choice of stimulant Ohdearme and rantingYoof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 26 minutes ago, snagglepuss said: PB & DC maybe the 21st century version of fags and coffee. Since smoking ban all breakfast should veer toward fats and sugars as the choice of stimulant Surprisingly nutritious and filling too. too big a PB scoop does end up lining the throat like a pint of Duckhams Hypergrade The Moog and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Kings Cross achievement unlocked, Reward bag of Bhajis Radio silence for a few hours due to work bangernomics, The Moog, jumpingjehovahs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Work is thrilling* have a London office view porn shot Flat4, Jim Bell and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 That feeling when you’re used to mobile tickets and you book with 6 minutes spare and have to leg it to station with duck all time to spare, to print the ticket owww my calves Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 yes it fecking will in a minute ...bastard I’m puffing The Moog and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Platform achievement unlocked, reward, mainly waves of relief avoids a connection this way, as long as I don’t nod off Shard Flat4 and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Must remember for future, even though o already knew this, Waterloo East is not Waterloo... Ta-ta you bastard Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamdB Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I feel like I'm there with you. You're a veritable JK. Rowling in your story telling abilities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 All good stories require an element of peril...well how’s this? I've forgotten to sorn the bloody Sharan so I’ve got to get the car, get to my mates (she’s gonna want an hour to natter at me and catch up) plus get fed and get home in time to find the bloody v5 and hit the DVLA or it’s another £30 wasted... I will be at the start of that snake around 17:30... Am I also imagining the dvla website isn’t 24/7? The Moog, Jim Bell and Skizzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamdB Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Peril indeed! At least you've got 150 of Sweden's finest horses to gallop you to success! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rave Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, Ohdearme said: Am I also imagining the dvla website isn’t 24/7? Pretty sure it is. I can't actually remember sorning a car late at night but given that that's when I do most of the jobs I've been putting off I'm sure I will have at some point, and I've never been told to piss off and come back tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 It's online 7-7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, loserone said: It's online 7-7. Isn’t it just keeper change that is 7-7, tax/sorn is 24h? bangernomics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rave Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Really? Good thing I've just done my Passat then rather than putting it off. Doesn't say anything about operating hours on the V11, so it's a bit naughty if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kiltox said: Isn’t it just keeper change that is 7-7, tax/sorn is 24h? Ding ding, you're absolutely right. You could even SORN by telephone 24 hours a day. Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 26 minutes ago, Ohdearme said: All good stories require an element of peril...well how’s this? I've forgotten to sorn the bloody Sharan so I’ve got to get the car, get to my mates (she’s gonna want an hour to natter at me and catch up) plus get fed and get home in time to find the bloody v5 and hit the DVLA or it’s another £30 wasted... Mobile banking? Cancel the direct debit and then it shouldn't matter and you can sorn at your leisure. This may* be the policy being adopted regarding a certain Xantia tonight / very early tomorrow morning. sporty-shite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 They could then technically take you to court for August's rent, but they won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Does noone else keep the document reference numbers for all their cars in Vehicle Smart? Saves worrying about a misplaced v5. Skizzer and Jerzy Woking 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Contact made extensive list of features* and character explained* and away we go. footbote - fancy cassette dongle for tunes has been foiled ... TeamdB, Flat4, 95 quid Peugeot and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Good to meet you Stu,safe Saab journey. Rave, Shep Shepherd, Ohdearme and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Quick stop at Maidstone services to explain to the wife I’ve stopped texting her because I’m at the helm of a very important vehicle and not on a train now. first impressions, solid...the throttle feels solid, the steering feels solid. There’s no tape for me to stick my adapter in and so adjusting the driver’s mirror brought a youthful flashback and tear to me eye as there’s just the faintest hint of electro interference on the radio as you do it...it’s like coming home from swimming club with dad listening to the cricket on LW in his Mk2 Cavalier L all over again, except more we’ll built. gadgetgricey, Shep Shepherd, Jerzy Woking and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamdB Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Got to love the interference. My favourite is being unable to use the rear demist and listen to Ken Bruce at the same time... Vince70, Ohdearme, bangernomics and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Cannot make this shit up, missed a turn with all the ruddy roadworks and it stuck me on the m26 or some bollocks. A one way ticket onthe m25 and and extra 45 minutes on my run. i was just getting over being annoyed by it and a truck above me on the flyover smashed a pigeon for six and I had to swerve to avoid a double tap of the recently deceased feather bundle. im currently in clacket Lane services trying to suss our if there’s a perfectly legal* backroad I can get out on. bloody Nora! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Turn off at the next junction and go round the roundabout to rejoin to go back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 clacket lane is unspeakably bad. You have my condolences. But yeah, as Vantman says probably best to turn round and go back the way you've come. That said, clacket lane is at about 5 o'clock on the M25 so if you're headed north then its probably as quick to go clockwise (and saves 2 quid fifty on the dart charge). if you're going up the M1 then its got to be 50:50 which way you go from here Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Really google? REALLY? jumpingjehovahs, BL Bloke, BlankFrank and 6 others 4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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