djoptix Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Apologies if you've already seen this. Stancey bois take a trip to Austria in their cars featuring MOAR LOWZ, taking pictures all the way for the 'Gram. On the way there, driving in convoy, they pull over at a service station which is NEXT DOOR TO A POLICE STATION. Of course the German Plod all dash out, all the cars are impounded (opinion is divided on what grounds, but seems likely it's because they have illegal plates, stretched tyres, airbag suspension which is not legal over there, or all of the above), €6000 plus of fines are handed out, cars go off for TUV inspections. Of course the first thing they do is to bitch and moan about it on Facebook. Cue approx 2000 comments so far, about 25% "Fuk them Kraut cunts u can bet German cars don't get pulled, its coz your English" etc etc and 75% "HAHAHAHA look at those stance twats". Stancy Merc Sad millenials Police picture of said Merc State of that. This happens Also this happens https://www.captiongenerator.com/1393082/Hitler-reacts-to-stance-mongs TrabbieRonnie, dome, Amishtat and 18 others 4 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Sort of foreign exchange then, bit of a learning curve for them I guess, a night in the cells with Big Gunther will give them some 'stance'. BlankFrank, Tamworthbay, Tadhg Tiogar and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 That merc cant be legal to drive on UK roads so what they were thinking taking it to Germany I have no idea . Austat, Iamgroot and Faker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 My understanding of common standards and regulations is that there's no standard way of applying the regulations. Wack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlankFrank Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I must admit i have a slight soft spot for stance cars but even i can see that the green Merc deserved it. scdan4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Dicks ! Tamworthbay and Iamgroot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Ha ha!! This is what happens when fools have money in their hands. What’s gone off with the camber on that merc? Surely a pair of tyres will last him a fortnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Serves them right! Bunch of simpletons. Makes me ashamed to be from this generation. willswitchengage, strangeangel, Austat and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 How do they pass the MOT? I’m not an MOT tester but there’s no way that Merc should pass the test when only about 25% of the tyres tread is in contact with the road. That picture of the ginger haired chap who looks like he’s been sprayed with mace is funny as fuck. Tamworthbay, strangeangel and Brodders 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Serves them right! Bunch of simpletons. Makes me ashamed to be from this generation.Being a dafty transcends bullshit generational demographics. Angrydicky, spike60, Tamworthbay and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 How do they pass the MOT? I’m not an MOT tester but there’s no way that Merc should pass the test when only about 25% of the tyres tread is in contact with the road. The MOT test is only as good as the tester's morals and their relationship with the person presenting the car for a test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 That Merc passed the test with a clean sweep! Where from? ‘Mail Order MOTs’? Angrydicky and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I know someone who's had a vehicle pass two MOT tests with a cracked chassis. Helps if your girlfriend's father is an MOT tester. Aston Martin and BorniteIdentity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Why would you want your kids riding about in a death trap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 They probably mot'd it without the daft suspension mods on it. spike60, Angrydicky, HillmanImp and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex66 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 What the F have they done to that poor Merc? In its proper form its quite an elegant car, much better than modern ones. Angrydicky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I was reading this online. Did make me chuckle. What were they thinking? Did they not even consider whether their cars were legal to drive over there or did they think the laws wouldn't apply to them? Angrydicky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 One thing that has been bothering me... These are UK registered cars, why should they have to pass testing at TUV? As long as they pass a UK MOT then that should suffice. If the German police reckon it would fail a UK MOT, then surely it should be tested to the UK MOT book? If not, then surely even just changing an exhaust on a UK car would be illegal. Including if for example you put a UK exhaust that the manufacturers haven't gone to the hassle of TUV approval - like many are. The reason I say this is because the German TUV and regs are stricter than UK MOT. E.g. all modded parts have to be TUV approved for that car - including engine remaps, etc. So changing to most aftermarket rims wouldn't pass. Does it mean you can't drive a UK IVA'd car into Europe? Scruffy Bodger, bangernomics, Kringle and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, SiC said: One thing that has been bothering me... These are UK registered cars, A tyre with knackered sidewalls is a tyre with knackered sidewalls anywhere. Tamworthbay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 They probably take a common sense approach. Yeah, the cars tested but as we all know that only means its safe at the point that it's tested. If the car has obvious defects, whether or not they were present at the time of the test, and its on the road you should apply the law. Looking at it another way, if they were speeding in a legal car and were only just over the limit they'd get a ticket or a warning. If you were doing 150mph in a built up area, they'd bum you. If these lads had done some minor mods on their cars the police wouldn't care. As it is they've broken the law and have been punished accordingly. Dan_ZTT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 10 hours ago, New POD said: My understanding of common standards and regulations is that there's no standard way of applying the regulations. I notice the Deutsche Polizei don't seem to have a problem with oleopneumatic Citroëns.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I'd be surprised if that wouldn't get you pulled in the UK especially the merc with the wheel arch in between the tyre and the rim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Fear of German/Swiss/Austrian police added some significant mileage to the Dacia trip last year. Yoss, HarmonicCheeseburger, Scruffy Bodger and 5 others 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eddie Honda said: A tyre with knackered sidewalls is a tyre with knackered sidewalls anywhere. This is true, but reading other articles and reports on this, it appears they take issue with the mods. I guess the question is, would these mods pass the UK MOT? I can't see anything that would necessarily fail it, but then I'm not a tester thus don't know the rules and how they are implemented in practice. If it passes UK regs and MOTs, then it surely should be ok as a temporary visitor under the Vienna convention. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Convention_on_Road_Traffic The vehicle must meet all technical requirements to be legal for road use in the country of registration. Any conflicting technical requirements (e.g., right-hand-drive or left-hand-drive) in the signatory country where the vehicle is being driven do not apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I suppose it’s his car (or rather the German Polices now) to piss about with. If he wants to pay all the money for a clapped out Merc 300D then spend a fortune making some badly thought out modifications that’s his choice. But he’s an idiot nevertheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerr Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I don't really have a tremendous amount of sympathy for them. Maybe that's just my own prejudice about their choice of modifications marking them out as tossers, but surely you'll regularly be getting pulled by the Police over here if your car's in that kind of state? What did they expect when they went to a country where the rules are stricter and consequences more severe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, SiC said: The vehicle must meet all technical requirements to be legal for road use in the country of registration. Any conflicting technical requirements (e.g., right-hand-drive or left-hand-drive) in the signatory country where the vehicle is being driven do not apply. The Mercs mods are not a technical issue, they're a danger issue. Aside from the fact it isn't legal in the UK anyway, if they consider it dangerous on the German roads you won't be going any further with it. Technical requirements are amber/ clear indicators etc, not tyre heavily fouling the bodywork. Tamworthbay and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, spike60 said: The Mercs mods are not a technical issue, they're a danger issue. Aside from the fact it isn't legal in the UK anyway, if they consider it dangerous on the German roads you won't be going any further with it. Technical requirements are amber/ clear indicators etc, not tyre heavily fouling the bodywork. I agree they're possibly ill-advised but are the mods actually illegal in the UK? I'm not convinced. This does remind me of that geezer who was made to suffer when he souped up his OMG PCP Astra VXR, put in for warranty worm which was refused due to the modifications. His instinctive response was "who reads the small print?" People who aren't idiots, that's who. SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 The German Police don’t fuck about like they do here with idiots like these. It’s a big fine and impound the car. UltraWomble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Do you have a link to the facebook (or whatever) page, so I can watch the chaos develop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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