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This started out as a collection thread for the Colt I won from BarryShitpeas / WilsonWilson / JimBell / whatever he is known as in the year 2023 when you are reading this. It then formed into my just general bollocks thread on running / maintaining the Colt, my Micra, Octavia and other odds and sods.
As you may have seen in the ROFL thread, my lucky dip came up trumps, and I bagged myself a 1988 1.5 Auto Mitsubishi Colt. AKA the thinking manÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Golf GTI.
Courtesy of draw machine Merlin, set of balls number 8, and bonus ball 10 I will tomorrow be venturing off oop North to collect the Autoshite Colt from WilsonWilson, and bringing it back darn Sarf to accompany the Micra.
If you look at the stats for this draw, it states Ã¢â‚¬Å“0 jackpot winnersÃ¢â‚¬. I dispute this, as itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a well documented fact that only winners drive a Colt; I can feel myself becoming more successful already.
This collection will be a bit of a slow burnerÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ the itinerary is as follows:
set off from Berks tomorrow when I finish work at 1 ish drive to Newcastle and rendez-vous with WilsonWilson by 7 ish collect Colt find big stick to beat the honeys off it with decamp to a local hotel head out for the evening and sample the local shitelife head back Sunday Win
A quick thumbs up to my insurance company Hastings who added the Colt to my existing policy for 28 days for Ã‚Â£25. The mathematicians amongst you will recognise that equates to under Ã‚Â£1 a day, which for temporary, fully comp cover, is a bargain in my book (and buys me some time to shop around for proper quotes). Considering most of the day-insure style quotes I looked at were more than that for 24 hours, mustnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t grumble.
Watch this space tomorrow. 600 mile round trip!
Six-Cylinder Entertains – Virtual Roffle of my Maserati BiTurbo
As I can’t sing or dance I had to think up an alternative entertainment. I have noticed how much people enjoy a Roffle and obviously collection is difficult at the moment so I am holding a Roffle for one of my cars, the difference is it is virtual and no collection needed!
You can dream for a short while of having a Maserati BiTurbo. I value the car at £5,000 so tickets are £84.00, usual format after all numbers are “sold” the bonus number of the next National Lottery draw is the winner
To make it clear you will not get my Maserati at the end of it, neither will you have to pay £84 for a ticket.
I do have a little treat for the winner as I have a 1:43 scale model of a Biturbo saloon to send them as a gift. If you are the winner and want to be taken out in the real one or maybe even have a short drive after lockdown I will be pleased to accommodate you.
Up for Virtual Roffle is my :
1987 Maserati 425 biturbo saloon, 2.5 carburettor twin turbo V6 190 bhp and feels more because of a great wedge of torque in the mid range. 5 speed gearbox with dogleg 1st.
Owned for 7 years.
MOT 13th November 2020, but I believe it will benefit from having 6 months added to mean it will not need a fresh MOT until May 2021.
Excellent running condition. Just 60, 000 miles, original leather book pack with service history to 48,000 miles then lots of invoices. Cambelt 2 years ago, brake callipers, recent pair of new tyres. Several rubber fuel lines replaced including the dangerous one that lives in the turbo pressure box.
The Bodywork is always a bugbear with these and we have chased rust a couple of time, windscreen surround, front wings and boot floor. Now a very sound and tidy car if not prize winning.
Of course there are some negatives:
Radio/cassette is not working
Wheels need refurbishing
Some wear to the interior
Idle a little high
Electric boot release can be a bit problematical
Bonnet 2nd catch release needs a clip.
Limit one entry per shiter. Just pick your numbers!
4. Shite Ron
8. Shep Shepherd
17. Morris ItalSLX
38. Sir Chocolate Teapot
53. New Pod
Remember you only win a 1:43 model, but there is nothing to pay to enter.
No I don’t want to sell the BiTurbo this is just for fun.
This roffle DOES NOT include two new genuine wings. They would be available to purchase by the winner, or I'll sell them separately.
12 months MOT
1 - @davehedgehog31 courtesy of @Jim Bell
2 - @loserone bought out by @CortinaDave paid
3 - @Supernaut paid
4 - @Iamgroot
5 - @sdkrc oaid
6 - @TheDoctor paid
7 - @Tickman paid
8 - @yes oui si paid
9 - @jamhowe paid
10 - @garbaldy paid
11 - @sdkrc paid
12 - @barefoot paid now @holbeck
13 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
14 - @Tickman paid
15 - @loserone now @Lacquer Peel paid
16 - @jamhowe paid
17 - @sdkrc paid
18 - @Tickman courtesy of @Jim Bell
19 - @davehedgehog31 paid
20 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
21 - @DodgyBastard paid
22 - @davehedgehog31 paid
23 - @barrett paid
24 - @Tamworthbay paid
25 - @TheDoctor paid
26 - @DodgyBastard paid
27 - @bramz7 paid
28 - @Iamgroot
29 - @garbaldy paid
30 - @Shirley Knott paid
31 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
32 - @Jim BellBell's mate paid
33 - @robinmasters didn't pay, now @twosmoke300
34 - @Shirley Knott paid
35 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
36 - @yes oui si paid
37 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
38 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
39 - @jamhowe paid
40 - @Tickman paid
41 - @TheDoctor paid
42 - @loserone
43 - @Shirley Knott paid
44 - @LightBulbFun paid
45 - @Schaefft I'll let you off for 50p
46 - @garbaldy paid
47 - @Shirley Knott4Knott4Knott4KnoKnott4Knott4Knott4Kno no, not him, @barefoot paid now @holbeck
48 - @davehedgehog31 paid
49 - @fatharris courtesy of @twosmoke300 paid
50 - @barefoot paid now @holbeck
51 - @Jimbob McGregor paid
52 - @LightBulbFun paid
53 - @Iamgroot
54 - @DodgyBastard paid
55 - @loserone no not him, now @puddlethumper paid
56 - @Shep Shepherd paid
57 - @yes oui si paid
58 - @petermcpete paid
59 - @LightBulbFun paid