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Death Row-ver Roffle. Cavcraft, come on down!


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5 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Didn't think it was drawn until 8.30

I thought that too, initially - then I saw that I was looking at some 'other' lotto page, not the 'proper' one - the shitbags have done some Google SEO thing to put them at the top of the search results for 'Lottery Results'.

 

On a brighter note, well done Billy/Cavcraft!

 

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I’ve LITERALLY spent the last 4 hours with my head down the bog, chundering like i’ve never previously chundered. I assume this has been brought on by the SHEER TERROR and NERVOUS TENSION of this roffle. Or i’ve caught the vomitting virus my kids all had last week. 

Suffice to say Billy Shitecraft’s win is the Cartakeback’s loss (for a week at least). Congrats Bill couldn’t have gone to a more deserving home. Looking forward to the concours restoration thread. 

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20:22: 'Congratulations on you roffle win'*

'Your'

Oh fuck, what roffle win?

'My Rover '

'????????'

FFS!

'Only you could be that (un) lucky'

(a bit later when it dawned on me I didn't buy a number)

Is it definitely me mate, I don't even remember buying a ticket?

'Someone bought you a ticket'

 

 

 

Whoever bought me the number, you're an absolute legend, thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Right, don’t want to see this bridged as it looks like quite a good laugh. CTB have offered £140, does anyone want to match that and drive away happy*?

It’s in Southend I think, which basically is like a cockney Rhyl, and you could go put a knotted snot rag on your head and have an ice cream with Bish Bosh Bob.

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58 minutes ago, TheDoctor said:

Drove this into work today, I'm going to miss it when it's gone. 

Seriously toying with offering the BMW up cheap so I can keep it! :D

Tell me more! A cheap E36 sounds right up my street....

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