Ohdearme Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I have realised I’ve missed the boat setting up my green flag membership for tomorrow buts it’s only a little jaunt up to ecosse und back. WCPGW? As you can see significant* monies are at stake on this one. Bed, then a sharp start for a red eye train to work* from home. HillmanImp, Sir Snipes, LostnotFound and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Bleary eyed awakening to unexpected frost on windscreen jeopardy. How did we do? At breakfast? Shit, at fleecing me of £6.98 for a tiny coffee and sarnie, not bad. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk davehedgehog31, Jim Bell and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Don’t go in to the light... Actually that’s my train, probably a good idea if I do. mercedade, Remspoor, mrbenn and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Poo count 0. Just farted and gassed myself so situation is fluid, hopefully not excessively so. RobT, DeeJay, jumpingjehovahs and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Chodspeed good knight. Never trust a dodgy fart! Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Good luck, is it a Volvo? shoddybanger and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Chodspeed sir, I too am on a Friday collection... Sent from my EML-L09 using Tapatalk Ohdearme, mrbenn, Jim Bell and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 ^ those women in beige coats have a long wait for a train coming from that direction. Bon chodding, chaps. Tenmil Socket, Cavcraft, mrbenn and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Moving inexorably towards Volvo country, although no Swedish repatriation is planned. What to do in Morpeth? Finding a way out seems popular. Aston Martin, mrbenn, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 That's a disappointing breakfast ... Lack of crumpets or fags. 3/10 mrbenn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 That's a disappointing breakfast ... Lack of crumpets or fags. 3/10I did also start with a spoonful of peanut butter. Straight from the jar, no less! Lacquer Peel and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 I don’t think this counts as upskirting but wtf? I shall proceed to unbottle my farts with gay abandon as a retaliatory strike. Jim Bell, Cavcraft, privatewire and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny69 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 ^Mmmm, cheese and eggs. Bet it smells delightful in your carriage Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny69 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Anyway, Ecosse. Are you picking something French up then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I have realised I’ve missed the boat setting up my green flag membership for tomorrow buts it’s only a little jaunt up to ecosse und back. WCPGW? As you can see significant* monies are at stake on this one. 3AA6BF5B-1769-4E64-93FD-86C827281594.jpeg Bed, then a sharp start for a red eye train to work* from home. May Fluttershy protect you on your journey. Also stay away from dodgy used car salesmen in Morpeth, there is a slight chance that they might shoot you. Ohdearme and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoftyvRS Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Any update on the Poo count? Time is pressing on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Arrival...Hmm Edinburgh bus tours but why would I want to tour a bus? Hiding in Costa awaiting a lift...hiding from the noise of bagpipes being payed in Princes Park, lest my interpretation of working from home* be challenged on my conference call. Mmm, diabetes pie mrbenn, spike60, Jim Bell and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Anyway, Ecosse. Are you picking something French up then?Aha! My decoy has worked. I fear it is not old enough for the full gamut of shiter approval and will no doubt elicit mumbling from some quarters. In my defence it was ‘this place, etc.’ That’s made me do what I’ve done. Regardless, amends will be made by a suitably convoluted fallout of fleet shuffling upon my triumphant and no doubt* trouble free return. Still no sign of my dealer collecting me, perhaps he’s driving from Morpeth and forgot the sawn-off. dome and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Chodspeed. Nice of you to prepare the seller a "thank you" card. Hope he likes yellow horses, or whatever that is on the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Chodspeed. Nice of you to prepare the seller a "thank you" card. Hope he likes yellow horses, or whatever that is on the front.‘Tis a My Little Pony, accurately identified earlier as Fluttershy. Vendor has been on the blower saying 15 minutes...will give me a good indication of how blowy the exhaust is based on how far away I can hear the six cylinders whizzing and banging. DeeJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Coffee. Stay tuned for PC news. Anything could happen in the next half hour. *Stingray theme plays* dome and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Helpful. Always wondered what these were. Supernaut, Cavcraft, Lacquer Peel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Buy it now? michael t and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Page 4914 of the ebay tat thread may hold an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Pressed plates...scene? Cavcraft, The Moog, Lacquer Peel and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 It's never that Sharran!!!! Ohdearme, Lacquer Peel, jumpingjehovahs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 What a belter! Very jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Bedfordshire Police used to use Galaxy V6s as ARVs... the Galaxys sounded amazing.These days it's all X5s that just whistle past like all the other big SUVs.O rly? Dials! More to follow when juiced up. Aston Martin, Supernaut, The Moog and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 The Service Now warning is an indicator of great adventures to come. What could possibly go wrong with an early/mid-2000s VAG product? HillmanImp, Jim Bell and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 It's no 5.0 but it's certainly ex-five o. Really pleased someone snagged this. It looks mega. The Moog, HMC and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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