hairnet Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE. Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.MOUTHWASHOUT single crumpet is just rong tho inconsistant and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Woah ... Came here for the collection stayed for the crumpet wrongness. Sweet stuff on crumpets is a very acceptable lifestyle choice.snaggle is gonna GAF whats on crumpet The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Stand back. 20190331_114703.jpg 20190331_114758.jpg Raspberry Whip Cashew nut butter. On crumpets. 20190331_115233.jpg Sweet, salty AND nutty.now yer fuckin fired The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 DARK BEAST ACHIEVED! http://autoshite.com/topic/34960-2005-volvo-v70-d5-for-sale-£800/ Shep Shepherd, FakeConcern, Dan_ZTT and 40 others 43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 TDB looks well bought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Excellent purchase! Replace a Volvo with another Volvo 0ldCh0d, inconsistant and Burnside 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Excellent purchase! Replace a Mitsubishi "Charisma" with a proper Volvo EFA The Moog, robinmasters and inconsistant 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Phwoar, they do look fine in black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE. Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter. on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets? (sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...) purplebargeken and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 enuff about crumpets *pukes in mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 3:02 PM, hairnet said: enuff about crumpet RobT, LightBulbFun, egg and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 enuff about crumpets *pukes in mouthThought you liked cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Thought you liked cake!People mentioned marmite and nutella *twitches The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I think we can all agree that Mr Inconsistant has purchased a fine car, the type reserved for people of extremely good taste. Which is BIZARRE as HE CLEARLY DOESN’T HAVE. The Moog, Burnside, inconsistant and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets? (sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...) You’re a monster. LightBulbFun and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichL Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Yes that is handsome. Black with black leather is THE BEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bergerac Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 What's the assembled crumpet mafia's view on sprinkling them with grated cheese (having already buttered, obv)? As an aside, nice Volvo. They've aged well as a design. Tenmil Socket, Scruffy Bodger, Jim Bell and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadsword Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Looking fantastic in that colour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 On the subject of crumpets, baked beans ftw, sweet toppings, nononononononono, and again NO! Joey spud and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Nice car. Quite fancy one of these next. What's the collectives view with Seville marmalade on crumpets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 ...Seville marmalade on crumpets? POSH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 It does not look very smashed up, but it does look like an excellent V40 replacement inconsistant, Jim Bell and Timewaster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 looking very shiney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I think we are a crumpet tolerant zone where as long as you don't make someone else eat it, you can have what you want. I endorse both savoury and sweet sides - pantopping if you like. LightBulbFun, Burnside and Dave_Q 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 ButThe important question has not been answered How many poos? The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? The Moog, Burnside and inconsistant 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration. Burnside, LightBulbFun and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? a square crumpet?! what is this heresy!?(Cant say iv ever heard of a square crumpet before...) I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration. if its any condolences the first time I came across some crumpets I didn't realise you had to toast them first, and tried to eat it raw... oh and the Volvo is very nice as others say, looks sharp in black Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate. GrumpiusMaximus, The Moog, purplebargeken and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate. would ya look at that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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