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Heap o'shite.

 

Don't be the guy who bought a plastic car to send it over the bridge... :lol::lol:

 

TBH the alloys are the only part of that car worth anything, and they're not for sale. :roll:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1300-4 ... 3f1934ff6c

 

'CLASSIC BASIL FAWLTY CAR

'•RIGHT !! THATS IT !! I"VE TOLD YOU !! NOW I"M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DAMED GOOD THRASHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

•JUST OUT OF A SHED, CAME BASIL"S LITTLE CAR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO'

 

Except he had a red estate, you fucking dingbat.

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Austin Metro 3 door hatchback classic Otto Fish Called Wanda Car

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-M ... 19d2624df5

 

'Guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, eh, Ken? OK. Um... Let me think, let me think. Um... Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport. Ken: I'm n-n-n...!!!!!!'

Just out of a shed came Otto's little car a couple of weeks ago'

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I'd have that but only if it's been sitting round for a bit. He just doesn't make that clear in the advert unfortunately som for that reason, I'm out.

 

 

Is there a better looking Merc than these?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-MERCEDES ... 2c665fa633

 

Another one of those cars you could keep outside the front window and just sitting there looking at it all day long.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-SIE ... 0832029194

 

Check out this little sweetie!!!! Sends me back to the days when britains streets were COVERED in old sierras and escorts painted this colour, most of which were on their second or third set of 'HADRIAN' sills and arches!!!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999V-CITROEN ... 1054290246

 

MINTOLA Xantia V6!!! I would literally allow this car to BUM me

 

He gets some nice cars doesn't he? But he doesn't half talk a load of shit.

 

I have put the listing in the classic car section as these are undoubtedly now classed as a modern day classic.
:lol:
apt V6 number plate which incidentally has a nett return value of £640 when placed into the free valuation on the National numbers website.
:roll:

 

He stops short of mentioning HowManyLeft though...

In fact just 440 3 litre Xantia's were supplied new in the U.K and far fewer than that would still be on the road today so there is no doubt they will become a classic car in their own right
:roll:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-ESC ... 0844905603

 

Just needs a few jobs or MOT, they are:

 

wires hanging from the dash

n/s side light inop

o/s headlamp inop on main beam

indicators inop

windscreen washers inop

n/s/r trailing arm bush deterirated

o/s/f c v joint gator split

o/s/f suspension arm ball joint gator split

n/s/f tyre perished

n/s/f track rod end has play ( ive got a new one here )

o/s/r tyre perished

front brake pads worn

and all rear lights inop.

and also not on the list the boot is locked and i carnt get in there

Horn not working

 

ive just spent over 300 on her for a pre mot it was a non runner so i had that sorted at a garage it had new spark plugs new battery tray new radiator cap new fuel pump new ignition leads

I'd love to see the battery tray job if they did that lot for £300, must have fastened it on with GLOY GUM

 

Previous Owners: 14

 

Just gets better and better.

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