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Ross_K

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13 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

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Possibly the most flowery language I've ever seen in a used car advert...

I reckon he sat there in the dark and wanked himself off as he wrote that...

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I think that's AI generated text, given the amount of hyperbole. 

He still deserves flaming dogshit bag through letterbox for unleashing that text onto the Internet. 

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Very crunchy misery spec BX at the Scottish seaside. Mot history full of words like, serious corrosion, extensive welding, deformed structure.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335128512825?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xiRMGpneSYy&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=xypGSnHgQ7K&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

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peugeot 106 cars | eBay

'no MOT wouldn't take much to put though'

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Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded too wheel cylinder (1.1.11 (c))

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  • Offside Front Inner Drive shaft joint constant velocity boot split or insecure, no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (6.1.7 (g) (ii))

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  • Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))

'110.000 on clock'

Date tested
9 January 2023
FAIL
Mileage
94,878 miles
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Citroen GS 3 speed automatic ULEZ Compliant Classic Car | eBay

Aside from needing those number plates frisbeeing into the nearest skip, that does look a treat. 

 

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