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I don't want no seven series BM, or Toyota type GTI

I'm after a junk of a car, an experienced automotive turd

There ain't no way I'll ever make do, with anything better than I'm used to

If I buy a car tonight it's got to be shite! shite! shite! 

Image 11 - 1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

Thin and weak, enough to make me weep

It's got to have shit blue paint, be able to rust while I sleep

it's got be thin and weak, enough to make me weep 

Image 41 - 1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO

1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO | eBay

 

I'm tired of having money, I want a car that will bankrupt me

something that will fail every day and drain my emotional needs 

Now I don't mean to be personal but I like a car that's less preferable

than a night by the sea where Rhyl is the only view

Image 1 - Rover metro

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap

it's got to have dull white paint, show my lack of constraint

tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap

Image 2 - Rover metro

Rover metro | eBay

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

Image 4 - Rover Metro 1.1L

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream 

it's got to have giffer spray, applied on windy day

rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream

Image 5 - Rover Metro 1.1L

Rover Metro 1.1L | eBay

So Metro!

Image 3 - Rover metro quest 1993 BARN FIND

Rover metro quest 1993 BARN FIND | eBay

It's got to be so Metro! It's got to be HGF!

Image 4 - Austin Metro 1998 Rover 114 SLi 5 DOOR  FSH Long MOT 08/2022 SPARES or REPAIR HG

Austin Metro 1998 Rover 114 SLi 5 DOOR FSH Long MOT 08/2022 SPARES or REPAIR HG | eBay

 

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2 minutes ago, Asimo said:

I wouldn’t normally notice these, but YELLOW! https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312947567268884

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Ad says 4WD works. MOT history has last two tests - advisory: propshaft removed.

I really dont get in this day and age people lying about issues with cars now the MOT history is available online.

I've looked at cars that say MOT ran out but not had time to put in. So online you see a whole page of failures. 

Some people should have been swallowed

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1 hour ago, Flat4 said:

Cheap Transit camper, rare petrol powered with LPG conversion. Looks quite tidy and perhaps less welding needed than most?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334287725203?hash=item4dd519e293:g:mNIAAOSwNaNh3dYI

That is a nice van and a very honest advert. Moreover it's a decent price. I wonder what a 2.3 pez Transit is like? Probably not as torquey as the dizzle ones. 

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