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4 hours ago, Barry Cade said:

I'm no longer a member as you need to be paid up to see all the forums, but in a previous life I was very much involved in the SBMCC (Self-Build Motor Caravan Club).

Top bunch of folk, much like this place. There was a guy on there who wrote a long thread about painting a van using emulsion. I kid you not. I think he moved onto gloss. Basically paint it with a brush, then sand it down, over and over, then rattle can lacquer over the top. I never saw the finished thing, but apparently he did a half decent job of it.

Although the above is just shit,..

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1 hour ago, St.Jude said:

And the seller actually understood the rules of selling motors on eBay.

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1 hour ago, TheOtherStu said:

I'm no longer a member as you need to be paid up to see all the forums, but in a previous life I was very much involved in the SBMCC (Self-Build Motor Caravan Club).

Top bunch of folk, much like this place. There was a guy on there who wrote a long thread about painting a van using emulsion. I kid you not. I think he moved onto gloss. Basically paint it with a brush, then sand it down, over and over, then rattle can lacquer over the top. I never saw the finished thing, but apparently he did a half decent job of it.

Although the above is just shit,..

All fair and good... but whats wrong with coach paint? or even just tractor paint

 

anything but emulsion 🤣

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1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

It'd one brave bastard who drove a 90 horse Transit with that bodywork and picked up anything heavier than a Little Tykes Cozy Coupe. 

Since it has 322,000 km, it has been well used. And I would have preferred a normal car transporter but would have considered buying it if it was not winter now, am I crazy?

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Sinitta Is Cara Delevingne's Music Career Mentor

I don't want no seven series BM, or Toyota type GTI

I'm after a junk of a car, an experienced automotive turd

There ain't no way I'll ever make do, with anything better than I'm used to

If I buy a car tonight it's got to be shite! shite! shite! 

Image 11 - 1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

Thin and weak, enough to make me weep

It's got to have shit blue paint, be able to rust while I sleep

it's got be thin and weak, enough to make me weep 

Image 41 - 1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO

1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO | eBay

 

I'm tired of having money, I want a car that will bankrupt me

something that will fail every day and drain my emotional needs 

Now I don't mean to be personal but I like a car that's less preferable

than a night by the sea where Rhyl is the only view

Image 1 - Rover metro

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap

it's got to have dull white paint, show my lack of constraint

tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap

Image 2 - Rover metro

Rover metro | eBay

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

Image 4 - Rover Metro 1.1L

So Metro! it's got to be so Metro!

rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream 

it's got to have giffer spray, applied on windy day

rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream

Image 5 - Rover Metro 1.1L

Rover Metro 1.1L | eBay

So Metro!

Image 3 - Rover metro quest 1993 BARN FIND

Rover metro quest 1993 BARN FIND | eBay

It's got to be so Metro! It's got to be HGF!

Image 4 - Austin Metro 1998 Rover 114 SLi 5 DOOR  FSH Long MOT 08/2022 SPARES or REPAIR HG

Austin Metro 1998 Rover 114 SLi 5 DOOR FSH Long MOT 08/2022 SPARES or REPAIR HG | eBay

 

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1 hour ago, bezzabsa said:

ALL of the BEIGE!!!!!!

I heard that when the fella ordered this he stormed into the Ford dealership, banged his fist on the reception desk and said "give me all of yer fkn beige!"

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2 minutes ago, Asimo said:

I wouldn’t normally notice these, but YELLOW! https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312947567268884

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Ad says 4WD works. MOT history has last two tests - advisory: propshaft removed.

I really dont get in this day and age people lying about issues with cars now the MOT history is available online.

I've looked at cars that say MOT ran out but not had time to put in. So online you see a whole page of failures. 

Some people should have been swallowed

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