Mr Laurence Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: It's fucked, it's been in an accident, kids have jumped on the roof, pretty much every panel is shagged and it's been sat for ten years. Mini 1275 gt | eBay 'Starting bid: £4,500' This has made the rounds in the Mini Facebook groups a few times: he wanted £9000 to start with Cavcraft, Shite Ron and strangeangel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, wuvvum said: Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field. Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left. I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good. No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on... TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay 500tops, MorrisItalSLX, spartacus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Why oh WHY did this have to be Silver over Grey? 2.6 engine is an absolute peach - family owned from new - Nice history - but silver/grey. Damn. Skizzer, Burnside, wesacosa and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Looks like this is sold - but just doing it for the likes #Youtuber #Vlogger #SmashThatLikeButton Purple is the only colour for a car and nobody will ever tell me otherwise. Look at that Blackberry metallic. Dang. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-2-3-Torslanda-LPT-1998-88-000-5-SPEED-MANUAL-PRIVATE-PLATE-/303843634645?nma=true&si=HR6OwQqK2BlpWHYB7EoyWc1MPto%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 SmoothieAuxFruit, worldofceri, phil_lihp and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on... TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay HFM??? Cavcraft, Shite Ron and Burnside 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Soundwave said: "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. To be fair, £300 is about all it's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, wuvvum said: HFM??? Don't look at it as slightly* over-priced van look at it as an (almost) mobile moped storage unit. BorniteIdentity, Shite Ron, wuvvum and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2326847210793742/?ref=facebook_story_share Shite Ron, BorniteIdentity, spartacus and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Rover P5, 3.0l 6, 1450 BINs, located in Norfolk. @wuvvum ? I couldn't make that link work but did find it here https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2537279819900049/?ref=facebook_story_share somewhatfoolish, wuvvum and BeEP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Don't look at it as slightly* over-priced van look at it as an (almost) mobile moped storage unit. But I already have a completely mobile moped storage unit. And it's one of those nice reliable Ivecos which go on forever, not some shonky French thing. puddlethumper and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said: Rover P5, 3.0l 6, 1450 BINs, located in Norfolk. @wuvvum ? I've just realised I know the seller of this thing. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-125bhp-stealth-camper/174583788816?hash=item28a6013510:g:T~4AAOSw2sRf9Dz1 "Transit 125bhp stealth camper" Yep, you'll never notice it. MorrisItalSLX, puddlethumper and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Do you have a spare grand, and a penchant for slightly scabby early 90s hatchbacks with potentially b0rked autoboxes? Look no further!https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202101127888840 Burnside, Cavcraft and willswitchengage 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Soundwave said: "If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt. Stick up a low mileage 1275 engine/box/train on eBay for £300 and see how many offers you get in the first 6 seconds of listing. It’s fine to begrudge the prices - but things have moved on. BeEP, Rusty_Rocket and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Cavcraft said: Don't look at it as slightly* over-priced van look at it as an (almost) mobile moped storage unit. That was a driveway ornament /premium storage solution in Colchester for the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnside Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Stilo-1-8-16v-Dynamic-58000-miles-last-10-years-in-sunny-Spain/203244401443?hash=item2f524f7323:g:Dv4AAOSwq6df-1rj Liking the look of this low mileage Fiat Stilo which has spent the last 10 years in Spain. Haven't seen one with the fully opening roof in ages either, problem is I'd be terrified that it wouldn't close again every time you open it ! BorniteIdentity, SmoothieAuxFruit, HarmonicCheeseburger and 10 others 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Early 2000s Fiat with what appears to be an incredibly complicated mechanical/electronic roof mechanism? I can't see anything to be nervous about, and nor can my guide dog. Dabooka, richardmorris, HarmonicCheeseburger and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnside Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-6-Vauxhall-Cavalier-manual-petrol/233854249052?hash=item3672cca85c:g:exYAAOSw8clf-xA- Be the 'Envoy' of everyone with this beauty. BorniteIdentity, somewhatfoolish, worldofceri and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 FB marketplace strikes again LR's finest willswitchengage, Burnside, Cavcraft and 6 others 7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Bloody hell, and I thought I was mistreating my cars! EssDeeWon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Should be in the “just scrap it” thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-ZX-TURBO-DIESEL-12-Months-MOT-Only-97000-miles-Getting-Rare/224314195217?hash=item343a2afd11:g:12UAAOSw7~pf~ZMy We're Covid free here but if your woried about collecting with the Rozzers floating about I can deliver within reason for a small fee, fuel and a Big Mac Meal. EssDeeWon, Burnside, Macscrooge and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Vauxhall-Cavalier/293947940923?hash=item4470a9a03b:g:jDUAAOSwq6df-av6 EssDeeWon, Craig the Princess, New POD and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Breaking-Ford-Fiesta-Mk3-Popular-Plus-Not-RS-Turbo-XR2i/133629673712?hash=item1f1cf300f0:g:EjcAAOSwCjJf0Q5H Someone needs to save this egg, Tenmil Socket, Craig the Princess and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova/324450416024?hash=item4b8ac07598:g:kmoAAOSwbYJf~Z-P Tenmil Socket, Burnside, Psycho Charlie Knobcheese and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-micra-k10/124524538665?hash=item1cfe3dab29:g:rHcAAOSwhnZf8McL MorrisItalSLX and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 years ago just after I joined I did one of those 'what should I buy' freds that everyone hates. No-one said Mondeo, but some did say W124. They were of course, correct. This looks ok for under £2k. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/W124-Mercedes-Benz-automatic-E280/233827941856?hash=item36713b3de0:g:36sAAOSwVztf3nPf Amishtat, somewhatfoolish, Macscrooge and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Daf 44 in a delightful shade of 70s mustard, 800 BINs, located Wokingham. Wood. wuvvum, Burnside, Shite Ron and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Ooft. That DAF is amazing. If it were local I'd be finding it very hard to resist delving into my overdraft. puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Ooft. That DAF is amazing. If it were local I'd be finding it very hard to resist delving into my overdraft. DAF, one of the cheapest ways to get 'sod MOT' driving... scdan4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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