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Keep up with the @domeses.

(Edit: no, wait, I mean the @drumses, don’t I? But that doesn’t work as well. Fuckit.)

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F163948779886

I’m struggling to think of anything better for trolling on Mumsnet than an American 5.7litre V8 Diesel.  Full of win.

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42 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Keep up with the @domeses.

(Edit: no, wait, I mean the @drumses, don’t I? But that doesn’t work as well. Fuckit.)

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F163948779886

I’m struggling to think of anything better for trolling on Mumsnet than an American 5.7litre V8 Diesel.  Full of win.

I particularly like the BFG all-terrain tyres on it. They just add to the silliness, in a good way!

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7 minutes ago, The Vicar said:

Yes.  Yes yes yes yes yes.  

This is to Rancho what Golf is to Tiguan, I suppose.  

The Ti alloys are lovely.  I’d love a nice Ti.  The real inventor of the hot hatch, years before the Golf GTI.

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This geezer has some really clean but insanely overpriced motors and more than a little bullshit in their descriptions;

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https://www.usedtoyotaspecialist.co.uk/used-cars/toyota-carina-e-1-6-xli-5dr-bradford-201910303839738

Carina E Base XLi 1.6 130k miles £1250. 

"IN A CAR THAT WILL NEVER BREAK DOWN IS TRUE SATISFACTION"

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https://www.usedtoyotaspecialist.co.uk/used-cars/toyota-corolla-1-3-g6-5dr-bradford-201909202428009

Corolla 1.3 G6 73k miles. £1450.

"PHENOMENAL SPECIFICATION WHICH INCLUDES AIRCON (NOT TESTED)........WE DROVE THIS CAR ON A 400 MILE STRETCH HOME...."

Fuck right off. If the AC is broken just say so and don't put it in the description to jazz up the spec.

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Avensis 2.0 vvti CDX Auto 55k miles £1500

https://www.usedtoyotaspecialist.co.uk/used-cars/toyota-avensis-2-0-vvt-i-cdx-5dr-bradford-201910203501175

"THIS VEHICLE CAME IN TO US AS PART EXCHANGE THEREFORE IT GOES WITH NO WARRANTY- ALTHOUGH ANY INSPECTION IS WELCOME + WE DO NOT INSPECT ANY OF OUR PART EX CARS HENCE WHY THEY ARE PRICED CHEAP"

That statement only appears in this listing (ie; not a general listing cavat as you would expect from a car this old) so seems somwhat suspicious?

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3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Ooooh , oooh I spent many hours as a school boy  going backwards and forwards to school in the early seventies always on a Southdown bus just like this one, maybe  even on this particular bus

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3 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Electric Aixam that's lost it's spark:

 

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Bit steep  at £500 opening bid IMO.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/aixam-car/223764951668

 

 

 

@Zelandeth to the beige courtesy phone please @Zelandeth to the beige courtesy phone please

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17 minutes ago, RED2stroke said:

Ooooh , oooh I spent many hours as a school boy  going backwards and forwards to school in the early seventies always on a Southdown bus just like this one, maybe  even on this particular bus

When I consider that I never paid more than £500 for any of the buses I owned .....

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