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If anyone ever wondered what a Vauxhall Cavalier would look like as you fell onto it from a first floor window, here is your answer.

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The description itself makes even less sense, but is worth a look if you want a laugh/can figure out what the fuck it is they are trying to say.

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-LS/303262342185?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D59535%26meid%3D27b7efd9718645e4b2f0be0307e19eef%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D193063849513%26itm%3D303262342185%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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I wouldn't have thought yellow would suit a Calibra, but it does work rather well.

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Rather more impressive is it has almost 220k on the clock.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-calibra-red-top-c20xe-SE2-not-astra-gte-cavalier-sri/143359112342?hash=item2160de7496:g:BcUAAOSwmcNdTLoL

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14 minutes ago, Brodders said:

If anyone ever wondered what a Vauxhall Cavalier would look like as you fell onto it from a first floor window, here is your answer.

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The description itself makes even less sense, but is worth a look if you want a laugh/can figure out what the fuck it is they are trying to say.

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-LS/303262342185?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D59535%26meid%3D27b7efd9718645e4b2f0be0307e19eef%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D193063849513%26itm%3D303262342185%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

spare or repair only sale the  car will not take parts off  has a mot till 12/04/2020 need and inturnal roof lining  near side wing mirror paint would need redoing in place run  has been used everyday any question please feel free to ask only reson for sale as the to big for the own now never had any real trouble with it but not many of the left now 

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?site=0&stg=1&mpt=1566598884463The sale of this car is for spares or repairs only (because I'm obviously a trader and don't want to offer a warranty)  despite it having 8 months mot and being in daily use and it being quite reliable and not causing any particular trouble. 

I will not take and sell parts off the car. You buy the whole car.

The roof lining is a bit shit, and the wing mirror has dodgy paint. 

If you have any questions you only need to ask and i will respond in an incoherent way. 

It is being sold only because it's too big for the owner.  And if you believe that you are a fool. 

Did you know that there's not many left on the roads these days ? 

 

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Hmm, that does look very French and brown...

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And those seats look awfully like those you would get in a...

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Yes, it is an MOTed Renault 25 Monaco with a buy it now price of £850. If someone off here doesn't buy it over the Bank Holiday weekend we will know Autoshite is certainly not what it once was.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-phase-1-Renault-25-Monaco-2-litre-injection/233320914114?hash=item3653029cc2:g:lW4AAOSwWgZdX~g6

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28 minutes ago, Brodders said:

I wouldn't have thought yellow would suit a Calibra, but it does work rather well.

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Rather more impressive is it has almost 220k on the clock.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-calibra-red-top-c20xe-SE2-not-astra-gte-cavalier-sri/143359112342?hash=item2160de7496:g:BcUAAOSwmcNdTLoL

Currently trying to get a mate to buy this. It's an Se2, they came like that from the factory. He had one about 10 years ago and is always on about regretting letting it go.

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Considering the Mk2 Carlton came out on a D-reg, this Mk1 is pretty late and seems to be a rather odd spec. Headlight wipers, but keep fit windows and steel wheels.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Vauxhall-Carlton-retro-classic-in-stunning-condition-ready-to-show/113863370445?hash=item1a82c926cd:g:4fkAAOSwMXldXu8t

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6 hours ago, Brodders said:

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Hmm, that does look very French and brown...

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And those seats look awfully like those you would get in a...

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Yes, it is an MOTed Renault 25 Monaco with a buy it now price of £850. If someone off here doesn't buy it over the Bank Holiday weekend we will know Autoshite is certainly not what it once was.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-phase-1-Renault-25-Monaco-2-litre-injection/233320914114?hash=item3653029cc2:g:lW4AAOSwWgZdX~g6

Well off you go then. Look forward to reading about your collection adventures. 

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20 hours ago, meggersdog said:

I really like the coupe roofline of these Bluebirds, something very appealing about it. I've wanted one for 30+ years but it's never worked out (though I did spend a weekend grovelling around underneath one in a scrapyard to liberate it's 5-speed 'box for my 180B).

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10 hours ago, Brodders said:

Yes, it is an MOTed Renault 25 Monaco with a buy it now price of £850. If someone off here doesn't buy it over the Bank Holiday weekend we will know Autoshite is certainly not what it once was.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-phase-1-Renault-25-Monaco-2-litre-injection/233320914114?hash=item3653029cc2:g:lW4AAOSwWgZdX~g6

I'm tempted but the chances of me getting to Glasgow to collect it before November are very slim.  And it would have to live outdoors.

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On 8/24/2019 at 10:04 AM, Spottedlaurel said:

I really like the coupe roofline of these Bluebirds, something very appealing about it. I've wanted one for 30+ years but it's never worked out (though I did spend a weekend grovelling around underneath one in a scrapyard to liberate it's 5-speed 'box for my 180B).

There use to be a lad on the 200sx oc who was putting the SR20DET into one.  Don't suppose he ever finished it.....

edit: I found his name! 30psi and I think Martin in RL.

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15 hours ago, New POD said:
spare or repair only sale the  car will not take parts off  has a mot till 12/04/2020 need and inturnal roof lining  near side wing mirror paint would need redoing in place run  has been used everyday any question please feel free to ask only reson for sale as the to big for the own now never had any real trouble with it but not many of the left now 

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?site=0&stg=1&mpt=1566598884463The sale of this car is for spares or repairs only (because I'm obviously a trader and don't want to offer a warranty)  despite it having 8 months mot and being in daily use and it being quite reliable and not causing any particular trouble. 

I will not take and sell parts off the car. You buy the whole car.

The roof lining is a bit shit, and the wing mirror has dodgy paint. 

If you have any questions you only need to ask and i will respond in an incoherent way. 

It is being sold only because it's too big for the owner.  And if you believe that you are a fool. 

Did you know that there's not many left on the roads these days ? 

 

Or as Japanese Haiku:  

Car repair only but run

Autumn of my life shrinks me false

Rare wind blow you this

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On 8/23/2019 at 11:43 PM, Brodders said:

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Hmm, that does look very French and brown...

1112840597_s-l1600(20).thumb.jpg.64218b3708df17f18d5fdf5087d10425.jpg

And those seats look awfully like those you would get in a...

960921353_s-l1600(21).thumb.jpg.cc0b910886e59fddc95aac3854781494.jpg

Yes, it is an MOTed Renault 25 Monaco with a buy it now price of £850. If someone off here doesn't buy it over the Bank Holiday weekend we will know Autoshite is certainly not what it once was.

1943400972_s-l1600(22).thumb.jpg.379733179152f6e8775bc009e4117b54.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-phase-1-Renault-25-Monaco-2-litre-injection/233320914114?hash=item3653029cc2:g:lW4AAOSwWgZdX~g6

Phenomenal. Manual too, which is even rarer as most were autos.  Seats in Monacos are like beige Chesterfields

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