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On 5/13/2019 at 8:24 PM, MarvinsMom said:


this is i think  this "colour" is lime flower. or is it harvest gold?


and the inside is quiet restrained and the steering wheel is ROUND, now that's something that won't catch on.....


I’ve just wet my knickers.

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5 hours ago, Alan_Green said:

1100 Groats and reserve not met, looks like a crime scene inside = pull your tongue out of my arsehole........

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5 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

"Yellow car"....



Not available.  I'd love an A1 in yella 

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Canine Cavorting in Cleethorpes


Break out the buckets and spades

We're going caravanning for a few days 

a third world shit tip of crisps and lemonades

Seaview Campsite, run by  Hades.


Mam's sister made us play out in this seaside carbuncle

as she'd be dead busy with another new uncle

do us a favour, walk to Grimbsy town

get us some more wool, here's half a crown


An' when we'd gone she'd pull out the stops

Five quid for oral, two for fingers and tops

'ang up your coat and get in the queue

keys in the fruit bowl, you're number two


Kitsch furnishings and wipe clean placcy

as Bob came to visit on his 500 Bukaki

and fornicated and frolicked on garish formica

before making his way for the next greasy biker


she'd close all the nets coz she knew for certain

he'd wipe 'is knob on Cath Kidson curtain

then 'ang up 'er knickers in the front window to dry

the white stains would come off if she bothered to try


 an' in the kitchen of this sticky backed prison

more than one pork sword had been arisen

a bread bin for the nodders, a tub for the jizzm

you can't say our Carol did nowt for tourism



an' on guard old Buster was made to stay

paid like her in sausage all day

overweight and idle  and fond of a bone

but that's enough of me aunty, I wanna go home.





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