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5 hours ago, Alan_Green said:

1100 Groats and reserve not met, looks like a crime scene inside = pull your tongue out of my arsehole........

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Canine Cavorting in Cleethorpes

 

Break out the buckets and spades

We're going caravanning for a few days 

a third world shit tip of crisps and lemonades

Seaview Campsite, run by  Hades.

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Mam's sister made us play out in this seaside carbuncle

as she'd be dead busy with another new uncle

do us a favour, walk to Grimbsy town

get us some more wool, here's half a crown

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An' when we'd gone she'd pull out the stops

Five quid for oral, two for fingers and tops

'ang up your coat and get in the queue

keys in the fruit bowl, you're number two

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Kitsch furnishings and wipe clean placcy

as Bob came to visit on his 500 Bukaki

and fornicated and frolicked on garish formica

before making his way for the next greasy biker

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she'd close all the nets coz she knew for certain

he'd wipe 'is knob on Cath Kidson curtain

then 'ang up 'er knickers in the front window to dry

the white stains would come off if she bothered to try

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 an' in the kitchen of this sticky backed prison

more than one pork sword had been arisen

a bread bin for the nodders, a tub for the jizzm

you can't say our Carol did nowt for tourism

 

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an' on guard old Buster was made to stay

paid like her in sausage all day

overweight and idle  and fond of a bone

but that's enough of me aunty, I wanna go home.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-caravan-Retro-summer-house-tv-prop-festival-Pop-up-cafe-film/153486224295?hash=item23bc7deba7:g:MDQAAOSwwjhcq5a~

 

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16 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

Looks lovely, but I'd be more interested in the Saab C900 and the BX Gti in the garage.

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Nice Horsebox camper conversion

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-lt50-campervan-3-5-tonne-mgw/183811306982

Non-runner, windscreen held in with tape..... worth fixing though when you check out the palatial interior

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Fucking hell

 

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