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Poorly titled advert hides a Cavalier Convertible - on eBay

 

Titling the advert "classic car project" isnt going to get the attention of idiots like me that would actually buy this surely?  I actively search for "Vauxhall" and "Cavalier" quite often.

 

£795 BIN probably isnt going to win much love either.  Apparently it needs welding after being off the road for 18 years.

 

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DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I went to the showroom to look at one of those when they first came out. Even the radio was an extra.

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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A 1988 Ford Granada 2.9i - on eBay and currently £341.  

 

I have a feeling an oval track may be awaiting this MOT-less beast and not a shiny white room many other fords of this vintage visit.

 

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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I sure hope not, I think these early mk2 Granada's are quite good looking cars and this one should find a good buyer.

 

Here's Vauxhall's big exec from back then, looks pretty clean too!

 

"if this car doesnt sale it will be put on a banger track!!"

 

I really hope for you it will, otherwise I'll come down to Wimborne personally and kick your grammar oblivious ass.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263836969832?ul_noapp=true

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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I sure hope not, I think these early mk2 Granada's are quite good looking cars and this one should find a good buyer.

 

Here's Vauxhall's big exec from back then, looks pretty clean too!

 

"if this car doesnt sale it will be put on a banger track!!"

 

I really hope for you it will, otherwise I'll come down to Wimborne personally and kick your grammar oblivious ass.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263836969832?ul_noapp=true

This senator is superb!  I dont like that sort of sales tactic but I really hope it doesnt end up on a track.  These are magnificent cars - rare to see one for sale too.  If my only car wasnt so broken I'd probably flog it and bid on this.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Citroen-BX-19-TXD-Manual-Diesel-8-months-MOT-Starts-but-needs-attention/202381380117?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D52543%26meid%3Df3fbdefe27eb415ba70a219cb31ea94a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D153110253620%26itm%3D202381380117&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

Diesel BX with runaway LHM. Sounds honest though.

 

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Rough Dyane.  One can only assume the intervening 667 photos were even worse than these two, which boggles the mind somewhat.

 

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I sure hope not, I think these early mk2 Granada's are quite good looking cars and this one should find a good buyer.

Here's Vauxhall's big exec from back then, looks pretty clean too!

"if this car doesnt sale it will be put on a banger track!!"

I really hope for you it will, otherwise I'll come down to Wimborne personally and kick your grammar oblivious ass.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263836969832?ul_noapp=true

I am pretty certain that was Tice’s demo originally so ‘one previous owner’ may need a barrel of salt. If I’m right I actually drove this a few times when my Cavalier was being serviced / fixed.

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...Check out the sellers eBay ID, Elviscunt or something, I've got a mental picture of grey hair in a ponytail and a leather jacket with a 'murican flag.....

 

I misread it as "elvisclit"

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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I genuinely think I may have drove this around when I was about 18 in Nuneaton.  Not that far from where its for sale too.  Shame Ive seen this so late - theres half hour left on it - not giving me enough time to check.  I do doubt that my old one still works though - i did thrash it silly and sold it with a stuffed engine.

 

 

Badly photographed Marina koop in the parts section

 

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When you actually forget that you lobbed a bid on something...

 

 

'Your invoice for eBay purchases: *** 10 x Vintage Genuine Ford Mondeo - 1993 - Carrier Bags - New Unused'

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This senator is superb!  I dont like that sort of sales tactic but I really hope it doesnt end up on a track.  These are magnificent cars - rare to see one for sale too.  If my only car wasnt so broken I'd probably flog it and bid on this.

 

Them's tosh of the highest order. They are too shit even for a banger track, so I'm afraid it's not really where this one is going.

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