nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 These are sooooooooooooooooooo fit. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alpha-Romeo-166-2-5-V6-24V-Lusso-Sportronic-130712-Miles-MINT-CONDITION-RARE-ITA/132625995241?hash=item1ee12015e9:g:qU4AAOSw8xFa4IQC ohhh plush. Aston Martin, Junkman, cort16 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 The large bottle of water on the passenger seat is a reassuring* sign. Lacquer Peel and Aston Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 ERR minor bump at 15mph https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAAB-9-5-Aero-Hot-Estate-Running-perfect-with-MOT-Had-bump-Repairable-No-Claim/232772019362?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D52344%26meid%3D4ff4425b237043bfba3f47d73bff5759%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D323260478598%26itm%3D232772019362&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 Still an earlish aero with the bad boy 3 spokes. oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 100 Quattro, these aren't worth much are they. Price: £: 7200, (o.n.o) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-100-AVANT-C3-QUATRO/253628521273?hash=item3b0d701b39:g:Ts8AAOSwyKta6Wbz Schaefft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Needs some serious da action pronto. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-MK-1-1995-Red-68000-miles-Spares-or-Repair-One-Owner-NO-MOT/253627557390?hash=item3b0d61660e:g:zwUAAOSwVWpa~JSg Aston Martin, egg, adw1977 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 This looks the nuts for £1400 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Jaguar-4-0-Sovereign-99000-miles-and-offered-requiring-some-body-work/253627422854?hash=item3b0d5f5886:g:iN8AAOSwf7Ja~Idg MarvinsMom, egg, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-FORD-PROBE-2-0l-16v-RARE-CLASSIC-COLLECTORS-CAR/202314991831?hash=item2f1ae9c8d7:g:BX0AAOSwrIlavR7e https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Ford-Escort-XR3i-Convertible-Easy-Project-to-own-a-rapid-classic/202314995647?hash=item2f1ae9d7bf:g:-csAAOSwdRpapQ3p Right then I have a coupe and a cab for sale what should I call myself??????????? Seller informationcoupesncabs (33 <img title="Feedback score: 33" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-image-outset: 0; border-image-repeat: stretch; border-image-slice: 100%; border-image-source: none; border-image-width: 1; border-left-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13.33px; font-weight: 400; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-top: 1px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle;" alt="Feedback score: 33" src="https://ir.ebaystatic.com/pictures/aw/pics/icon/iconYellowStar_25x25.gif""="" data-cke-saved-src="https://ir.ebaystatic.com/pictures/aw/pics/icon/iconYellowStar_25x25.gif">) Done Supernaut, Aston Martin and Schaefft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 10/10 On the colour choice. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-2-5-TDI-5-DOOR-3-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-LAST-OWNER-13-YEARS/153024307162?hash=item23a0f59fda:g:bdEAAOSwLM5a~A4m Disco Fever, Skizzer, Sir Snipes and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 This looks the nuts for £1400 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Jaguar-4-0-Sovereign-99000-miles-and-offered-requiring-some-body-work/253627422854?hash=item3b0d5f5886:g:iN8AAOSwf7Ja~Idg it was all going so well as I flicked through the pictures rubbing my trousers. nacho man and egg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-2-3GL-Diesel/202314900304?hash=item2f1ae86350:g:hTwAAOSw4RZa~FTR Owned by my father, he bought this car in 1991 with 21k on the clock.It's been his pride and joy for 27 years and he'll be sad to see it go. forced him to buy another car this MOT time. I am calling help the aged. garethj, warren t claim, adw1977 and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 10/10 On the colour choice. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-2-5-TDI-5-DOOR-3-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-LAST-OWNER-13-YEARS/153024307162?hash=item23a0f59fda:g:bdEAAOSwLM5a~A4m That's a very similar colour to the Series 3 I used to drive back in 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Holden-Commodore-VT2-GTS/123136875205?hash=item1cab879ac5:g:HoEAAOSwpkFY64ie Looks giggle a minute fun oldcars, MorrisItalSLX, New POD and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Seller has a bit of a centre box fetish. busmansholiday and nacho man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon-Fonte Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Forget your Ups and Aygos, this is a proper city car. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1987-REPLICAR-CURSOR-50-CC-2-SEATER-GULL-WING-MICROCAR-BUBBLE-CAR-UNIQUE/163012898589?hash=item25f4536f1d:g:FVsAAOSwWWtayTyb Supernaut, wrenchvolt, Conrad D. Conelrad and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 reliant robin Seller gets the name of the car in the correct order, which is nice, but proceeds to use no punctuation or capitals at all in the description. £850.000 bids https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-robin/202315742615?hash=item2f1af53d97:g:3sUAAOSwhFla8r25 wrenchvolt, oldcars and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 vauxhall carlton 2.0 i estate "vauxhall carlton 2.0 petrol estate not been on road for 18 years will require work,cash on collection from huddersfield." Has ebay run out of capital letters today? £101.00Reserve not met0 bids https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-carlton-2-0-i-estate/183230142303?hash=item2aa95e175f:g:IuwAAOSwAz5ah~5G Junkman, MorrisItalSLX and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Renaul 9 TC Almost! To be fair, the description is actually quite good, with punctuation and everything. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renaul-9-TC/222979887399?hash=item33eaa31127:g:IWwAAOSwoPta-xac £0.991 bid Cavcraft, Junkman, Alexg and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw1977 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Apologies if we've already had this one, it's a one owner car with lots of "special" graphics. It seems someone was anxious that we all know that it's a SIERRA. £950.000 bids https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-GL/222975993909?hash=item33ea67a835:g:m8IAAOSwJqNa9uHT Braddon81, egg, Cavcraft and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 50 quid Swift in Crawley VERY USED, GOOD FOR PARTS https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-suzuki-swift-hatchback-very-used-good-for-parts/1299052238?utm_source=savedsearches&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=GT.TRIGGER.SA&utm_content=none&utm_source=savedsearches&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=GT.TRIGGER.SA&utm_content=none Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Needs a lot of work and appears to have been plate raped, but it's a 3 cylinder diesel van made by a manufacturer that was already on its last legs in 1959, so immediately gets about a gazillion shite points. Squire_Dawson, Junkman, Asimo and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I merely put this here because it's the most tedious ad I have ever read. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-4-0-SOVEREIGN-3-2-XJ6-ABSOLUTELY-STUNNING-THROUGHOUT-CLASSIC-XJS/202299414376 To be fair, the car seems to be alright. Skizzer, Disco Fever, MarvinsMom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 In with the moderns, starting at £500 5 day auction https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Anglia-105E-estate-car-classic-collectible-barn-find/173322960530?hash=item285ada7e92:g:1A4AAOSwhkVa~C9F MorrisItalSLX, adw1977, MarvinsMom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Not road worthy Only photo: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-950-Estate-1994-Spares-only-No-MOT/362322453303?hash=item545c19e337:g:g70AAOSwcGBar8~k Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 fitted a 2 litre DOHC engine from a 1988 Ford Sierra. Also fitted is an MT75 gearbox. The engine suits the car very well and it drives nicely. I've replaced the timing chains, the clutch and the prop shaf was professionally modified. It really could do with a respray but all panels are solid, as is the base unit. It will have a full years MoT and is tax exempt Lacquer Peel, sheffcortinacentre and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good timeI feel alive and the wing I'll turn it inside out - yeah So don't stop me now Don't stop me now Cause I'm having a good time https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-X300-3-2-Spares-or-Repair-Salvage-Banger-Racing/112979652590?hash=item1a4e1cafee:g:Lh8AAOSwmC5a8K8j Mama, just killed ma vanElectrics stuck a leg out of bed Missed the brakes, now he's deadMother fucking I-veeeee-coSo now I'm going to throw the c**t away https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Damaged-Iveco-Eurocargo-75e16-17ft-Box-w-Tailift/263653354606?hash=item3d62f6ec6e:g:b8YAAOSwKoFa6Yqw She keeps the K-seal and CDs In her pretty cabinet 'Let them drink water' she saysJust like a camel yetA built-in remedyFor HGF the enemy At anytime an invitationYou can decline Are you gonna take me home tonight? Ahh, that fucking Renault warning light https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-RENAULT-MEGANE-MK2-CONVERTIBLE-1-6-BLACK-NV676-BREAKING-FOR-SPARE-PARTS/173309991952?hash=item285a149c10:g:r08AAOSwpFda4iZS Are you gonna let it all hang outFat bottomed Meg'sYou're just a world of shite https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-megane-1-9-dynamique-dci-130-2008-spares-or-repair-top-spec-model/163052001819?hash=item25f6a81a1b:g:VcYAAOSwKRBa~Ww7 I'd rather ride my bicycle bicycle bicycleI 'd rather ride my bicycleI want to ride my bikeI want to ride my bicycleThan drive this pile of shite https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-VW-Polo-6N-1-9D-ideal-rat-look-banger-rally-car-generator/142798553720?hash=item213f750278:g:S6IAAOSwvyNa~aFz You say rat I say shite https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VW-VOLKSWAGON-CADDY-PICK-UP-MK1-MK-1-ONE-RUSTY-RAT-LOOK-RETRO-ROD-CLASSIC/323258990882?hash=item4b43bcc122:g:vRIAAOSwXrBa~Cp2 You say bark I say shite https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/big-dog/323245790957?hash=item4b42f356ed:g:~QEAAOSwgJla8M4sYou say shark I say hey manFords were never my scene https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ANGLIA-POP-HOTROD-PICKUP-1958/112986875631?hash=item1a4e8ae6ef:g:ZpEAAOSwrBRa9V~A And I don't like Space Stars https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Space-Star-Equippe-2004-Auto-1-6-Petrol-Low-Mileage/173314442235?hash=item285a5883fb:g:JmcAAOSwz4Fa9pJt Jim Bergerac, somewhatfoolish, dome and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trigger-50-MK1-Tricycle/263689531036?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160727114228%26meid%3Dfe0b324f6da34862a5028a4efe9836bb%26pid%3D100290%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D123134573639%26itm%3D263689531036&_trksid=p2060778.c100290.m3507Not one, but TWO of these TGB piles of shite on eBay oldcars, Aston Martin, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Salty Pao. Fat_Pirate and Squire_Dawson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Proper shite-- https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-1-6-Executive-Auto-AE92-Liftback/113000188260?hash=item1a4f560964:g:7UkAAOSwrBRa~fqs Cavcraft, wrenchvolt, somewhatfoolish and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trigger-50-MK1-Tricycle/263689531036?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160727114228%26meid%3Dfe0b324f6da34862a5028a4efe9836bb%26pid%3D100290%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D123134573639%26itm%3D263689531036&_trksid=p2060778.c100290.m3507Not one, but TWO of these TGB piles of shite on eBay They’re brilliant! Must be a bit of fun pulling up behind one st the lights on your pushbike and turning the radio up oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 They’re brilliant! Must be a bit of fun pulling up behind one st the lights on your pushbike and turning the radio to Radio 2. Edited for topical humour* from the grumpy thread. Junkman and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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