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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-VAN-LEYLAND-DAF-400-HIGHLOADER-2-0-L-PETROL-GENUINE-26-000-MILES/253536223654?hash=item3b07efc1a6:g:7kUAAOSww1hawkU4

 

'THE VAN WAS OWNED BY  THE ROYAL HOUSEHOLD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE'

 

 

I bet if you put this on eBay.com, mentioned Princess Di and offered shipping, you'd have enough money to spunk on a one bedroomed, duplex linked pied-a-terre buffed up wank parlour close to all the local amenities in Knightsbridge

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Is this coming or going?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-reliant-kitten-spaceframe-project-zetec-mk2-escort-kit-car/152968921657?hash=item239da88239:g:SHwAAOSw3K1awkml

 

It's one of those gr8* projects where basically someone just gets a load of angle iron and seventy six Cornflakes boxes and then rests an engine somewhere inside it.

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I think you'll find that Sherpa IS a one bedroomed, pied-a-terre buffed up wank parlour close to all the local amenities in Knights Bridge.

 

Have you ever seen The woman in the van?

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Look at the grille on this thing!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-NCF-DIAMOND-KIT-CAR-BARN-FIND-CORTINA-2-0-PINTO-PROJECT-RARE/183158533676?hash=item2aa5196e2c:g:VcoAAOSw93ZawdOQ

 

It looks like he stole that from a 1970's Australian HGV.

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I think you'll find that Sherpa IS a one bedroomed, pied-a-terre buffed up wank parlour close to all the local amenities in Knights Bridge.

 

Have you ever seen The woman in the van?

 

I've seen some women in my van, but the pictures aren't really suitable for a family forum.

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Don't want to give the game away, but he appears to have made the car in the background out of the stuff in the foreground

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Replica-Unfinished-Project-Needs-Paint-Classic-Kit-Car/222907082098?hash=item33e64c2572:g:t74AAOSwb6FawUNP

 

 

'Ferrari 355 Replica'

 

 

...cunningly disguised as a fibreglass decoy pigeon?

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That is identical to the one my granda had before a massive stroke stopped him from driving.

Passed down to my mum and eventually sold for £20 when it was beyond welding :(

 

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Buy this, resign my job, cross the channel for a few days, peruse a few Brocantes, fill up the back with junk*, drive home and sell to Drew Pritchard/'I thought I saw you coming' types at 4 x the price....take summer off. Yeah, Bank Holiday dreams!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-FORD-MONDEO-1-8-AUTO-LX-ESTATE-IN-GOOD-CONDITION-SERVICE-HISTORY/192435913475

 

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Sadly no pics of this £120 MX3 but....

 

 

 

Sorry, this car is only available to a Christian, as it has 
JESUS GIVES NEW LIFE down each side, 
Roof - WHAT WILL IT PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAINS THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSES HIS OWN SOUL? 
I will be very sadly scrapping this car 23rd ish, if it does not go to a good home. 
Went to Whitby from Sheffield on Good Friday in it= 
still happy on long trips, and uses only a drop of oil. 
Anticipating malicious calls, so only using an elderly spare mobile 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-mx3-christian-witnessing-car/1293306982

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You've spelt MILF wrong M8

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-340-mk2-2-door-1985-unfinished-project-drift-car/253536503302?hash=item3b07f40606:g:SmAAAOSw-btawmiz

 

 

To save you the bother of reading the advert, some SIK DRIFTIN SKILLZ YO bum head has wrecked the car

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-GLT/282909489380?hash=item41deb838e4:g:DmMAAOSwxyJawnFg

 

It looks like someone picked it up by the handles on the front and shook it when they were in a right nark.

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