Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Here's another one, but he's made the dashboard out of B&Q garden edging and the seats seem to have come from a 1974 Laura Ashley catalogue https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Scamp/202266303177?hash=item2f1802dac9:g:zhUAAOSw6ctasCvq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C972280 HillmanImp and Jim Bergerac 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 These Mokes are fantastic.Reliving the lost art of knocking up a dashboard in an afternoon from an old wardrobe door. Try using an IKEA wardrobe to make a new dash for your Nissan. pompei, Asimo, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 My want for these gathers momentum in a steady, seamless and linear fashion, which is similar to the mannerisms of conveyance afforded by it's CVT transmission. Coincidence or MIND CONTROL? Asimo, RoadworkUK, garethj and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md 'Custom s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar' 'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: [/size]I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr' 'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.[/size][/size]' I don't see a supercharger there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Cat C and needs some new tyres, but 6 months ticket for a pretend Rover 416 estate - £250 Cambridge collect Sunday only https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-civic-aerodeck-1998/1291608975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 {ring ring} Good eventide, Stupid & Co, how may I help? 'I say, it's Liz here. Are you still able to portray images of a fantasy sexual nature, subject to one's own imagination, what what? Certainly, your madge, would you like titties or fadge? 'One's had a minor tiff with one's grand-daughter in law. Could you please depict Kate as a butterfly with nips like Foden army truck wheel nuts, looking loving lovingly at a bauble of herself defecating on a glass coffee table for William's scat minded pleasure?' Yes of course, you highness. Your butler can collect tomorrow... Anything else, m'am? 'Oh crikey, erm, ok one would like that common as muck Meghan Markle with bat wings and a 1970's fanny riding a squashed frog, please' Is that it, your Royal Highness? 'Copulate it, let's go for that stupid bint Fergie getting felt up by Charles in a three cocked hat. That'll learn that wanker Andrew to bring that bint into the family' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VT-500-trike-award-winning-easy-project/183133951794?hash=item2aa3a25732:g:hGoAAOSwdBlaonXB Supernaut, Junkman, Negative Creep and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/uk-1954-hillman-minx-mk-7-californian-rare-car-/1291501502 Junkman, RayMK, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I'm not sure how much these are worth, but it feels an appealing prospect at €2450. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1403607442.htm?ca=12_s Good god that is divine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 A couple of pages ago Mr Barrett posted a Citroen Bijou for sale. He called it a "hideous POS". It seems to have been about in Citroen circles for a long time. Barrett, I give you the real Citroen hideous POS. pompei, flat4alfa, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 21bhp, 505cc - Go Noddy £400 https://www.gumtree.com/p/microcar/micro-car/1291567957 Junkman and pilninggas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayMK Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 A couple of pages ago Mr Barrett posted a Citroen Bijou for sale. He called it a "hideous POS". It seems to have been about in Citroen circles for a long time. Barrett, I give you the real Citroen hideous POS. 31bd0aebc3f326e4d446649c5da19edb--big-trucks-citroen-ds.jpg Almost as hideous as this:https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/00-W-Toyota-Will-Vi-Automatic-Classic-retro-2695-NOT-2-CV/263513621289?hash=item3d5aa2c329:g:dy0AAOSwx9taj-dJ STUNO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Forgive me as this totally isn't tat but this is how you do a pick up conversion, if you excuse the eye watering price for what is basically a 2003 Jimny with 80k on the lock. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-1-3-JLX-6x4-Pick-up-Converted/352299285768?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49920%26meid%3D30bc69f702f6418eacb97aac138738fe%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D352298999272%26itm%3D352299285768&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 Asimo, Mr_Bo11ox and Supernaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Almost as hideous as this:https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/00-W-Toyota-Will-Vi-Automatic-Classic-retro-2695-NOT-2-CV/263513621289?hash=item3d5aa2c329:g:dy0AAOSwx9taj-dJThat is how to lose the Will to live. RayMK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-06-Renault-Master-14-Seat-Wheelchair-Access-Minibus-MOT-53K-MILES-NO-VAT/232704338989 Flippin LOL, how do they make these charity buses look so totally shite? They always have instructions and orders plastered on them as if some higher power feels the need to make it extra clear that the people inside cannot be trusted to manage a friggin minibus on their own. Anyway didnt Angie Dobson used to run the pub in East enders? I hope she cleared it with Brian May before buying these lot a Renault Master. Lacquer Peel and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Flippin LOL, how do they make these charity buses look so totally shite? It was cheap cheap cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 This looks nice. Not crazy money either https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C973372 Photos taken next to the Marine Lake at Southport. It looks okay for the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-SCAMP-KIT-CAR/152951357081?hash=item239c9c7e99:g:CNMAAOSwve1asAY3 The scariest picture is this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I'm half tempted to buy a ford Fusion as a kind of experiment. Truly wretched cars, because I hate them so much I would absolutely wring it's neck at all times, I bet it would be the most reliable transport imaginable just out of spite. Jim Bell, eddyramrod, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Gah!!!! Look at this heap of exquisiteness https://www.subito.it/auto/lancia-delta-1984-torino-243310442.htm MAJOR LEAGUE WANT blakey79, davehedgehog31, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Heres another, only 800€ https://www.subito.it/auto/lancia-delta-1981-pescara-240960268.htm Lacquer Peel, Junkman and spartacus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.subito.it/auto/auto-storica-taranto-225153636.htm Gah!!!!!!! This is tragically beautiful Lacquer Peel, wuvvum, Jim Bergerac and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.subito.it/auto/epoca-innocenti-im3-1963-valuto-perm-anche-moto-lecce-176347403.htm?last=1 Hells Bells, its literally an 1100 with an actual nice interior Junkman, flat4alfa, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.subito.it/auto/alfasud-1200cc-1978-prima-serie-da-restaurare-udine-237080488.htm Look at this for 1500€!!! LOOK!!! Junkman, sporty-shite, spartacus and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Thats it I give up https://www.subito.it/auto/alfa-romeo-giulietta-1981-sassari-210103664.htm blakey79 and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I'm half tempted to buy a ford Fusion as a kind of experiment. Truly wretched cars, because I hate them so much I would absolutely wring it's neck at all times, I bet it would be the most reliable transport imaginable just out of spite.You'd have thought so, but they are actually full of constant issues at higher mileages, avoid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Forgive me as this totally isn't tat but this is how you do a pick up conversion, if you excuse the eye watering price for what is basically a 2003 Jimny with 80k on the lock. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-1-3-JLX-6x4-Pick-up-Converted/352299285768?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49920%26meid%3D30bc69f702f6418eacb97aac138738fe%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D352298999272%26itm%3D352299285768&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851Would have been better if they'd made it 6x6, but still 1000% better than most of the pickup conversions on the Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 https://www.subito.it/auto/auto-storica-taranto-225153636.htm Gah!!!!!!! This is tragically beautifulThat beige Delta is perfect. Look at those seats!! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Dirt cheap Smiley. Only a couple of days' test left though and sounds like it could need a weldathon to get a new one. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Shit that is dreadful, it is possible that he will find some mug that thinks it is what they are supposed to look like though.Why would you chop up an incredibly rare coupe to make an utterly minging horror like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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