eBay tat volume 3.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WILLYS-FORD-M ... 3a7ecba60d

 

The jeep from which this body was removed was the subject of a recent TV restoration show for National Geographic and they used a repro tub and discarded this original solid body!!

 

They fail to say it was burnt out in a garage fire and the body twisted and warped hence why it was removed and scrapped.

[carlo]

That Panhard is absolutely magnificent and has made my day just looking at it - the big pic's just fine! Seriously one of my all time dream cars - what a fantastic shape from 1963. Apparently the 1985-89 Toyota Celica took its inspiration from this. Price looks eminently reasonable, as long as you could find someone to finish it properly.

[monzaE]

Today Val is going to show you how to make a Police Car out of some sticky back plastic and a washing up liquid bottle.

First take a £700 Allegro (does actually look nice). £3.76 on a plastic Police sign. £2.56 on a blue beacon.

and to finish off add £2,300 profit and hawk on ebay

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-AUSTIN-A ... 337fea98d3

[pandarus]

SEXY FOTHER MUCKER

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-FIE ... 4d09ec4bd6

 

I definitely would!

 

It's over £1K already with six days to go.

[drum]

Looks like you have to peel the police sticker off that allegro to open the driver's door

[Ben_L]

Today Val is going to show you how to make a Police Car out of some sticky back plastic and a washing up liquid bottle.

First take a £700 Allegro (does actually look nice). £3.76 on a plastic Police sign. £2.56 on a blue beacon.

and to finish off add £2,300 profit and hawk on ebay

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-AUSTIN-A ... 337fea98d3

 

C861 MAN?

 

Very late S2...

[hairnet]

land of kippers i think

[trigger]

^ Isle of Man number plate I believe.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Ford-Con ... 2a29c908fd

 

This is drop dead gorgeous and at £3995 it looks well priced too.

[M'coli]

Am I correct in thinking that's been plate-raped?

[R9UKE]

Just to give you an idea of the type of people who love Omegas here.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1010511736

 

only had her out a few hours since the diff was welded then a wall fell on it

 

£400 no offers can deliver at fuel cost

 

How generous.

 

 

[vulgalour]

Wow, a wall really did fall on it!

[michael1703]

Ford Galxey, £200

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Galxey-S ... 19d8ff86b6

[TagoraSX]

After the Panhard and these two I need to have a lie down.....

 

RHD 1937 DKW F7-700

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DKW-1937-F7-7 ... 232875973f

 

 

1956 DKW F93 3=6

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DKW-F93-3-6-1 ... 2328754081

 

[Lankytim]

its a good fit car an doesnt over heat

 

 

Faultless then. What a flange.

[In The Pit]

SEXY FOTHER MUCKER

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-FIE ... 4d09ec4bd6

 

I definitely would!

 

It's over £1K already with six days to go.

 

It does look a lovely car and the S model has been a rare one for years. I'm amazed that its reached over £1000 already considering its located in the back of beyond in the depths of Wales in a county that doesn't even have a motorway in it (they had the first set of traffic lights in 1998, true.)

[cort16]

A nice looking 480 for, erm 420

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-480-gt-sports-coupe/1010718905

 

Soggy, Moggy. Looks pretty sweet.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/morris-minor-1954/1010683029

[KruJoe]

I'll just pop this in here.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 1069963118

[Micrashed]

Fit as fook that cav

[Angrydicky]

Am I correct in thinking that's been plate-raped?

 

Nope, TSA is an Aberdeen series used from July 1960 to April 1961, which seems about right

[morris_ital_lover]

its a good fit car an doesnt over heat

 

 

Faultless then. What a flange.

 

Well at least we now know what an Omega Coupe would look like.... (ish)

[Ben_L]

 

Well at least we now know what an Omega Coupe would look like.... (ish)

 

Omebra...

[Cavcraft]

Fit as fook that cav

 

 

Not bad, but the seller doesn't half talk some bollocks:

 

'AS INTERIOR IS GREAT'

 

 

''THERE IS ALMOST NO WEAR TO THE INTERIOR TO THIS CAVALIER , JUST TO THE DRIVERS SEAT SIDE BOLDER AS PICTURED''

 

'THIS MONDEO IS IN A REALLY PLEASING CONDITION'

 

Plus a 3,000,000 word essay on how great a 150,000 miles, MOT-less car is, and how it might be good for banger racing

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290870017543

it drives good for somefing this size just tackes a bit of getting use to as the steering is very hevy

... etc

[cort16]

Sub 1000 quid diesel Vel-Shatis. I defo would, I mean what could go wrong?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-vel-satis-privelege-22-dci-diesel-mot-and-tax-servhist-ready-to-drive-away/1010709188

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-JAGUAR-X ... 35c4dafeeb

 

FIRST OWNER WAS S MACNEILLIE & SON LTD WHO CARRIED OUT THE MAJESTIC CONVERSION

 

Yeah, they did a great job there, look at both the rear doors.

 

[RedSparrow]

WTF has happened to those doors?! Is it thicker steel because of the armour plating? Looks like they're made out of a Chinese container ship.

[cobblers]

It's not thicker steel, its a great thick slice of wob to cover the cut-n-shutted back doors, I bet there's some horrors under that vinyl roof too!

[CortinaDave]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-FORD-SIER ... 43b93091b4

 

This is floating my boat just now. Not obscene at the current 700 quid either... Tempting....

[Skizzer]

Slight rust on passengers doors

No shit. Still nice though.

 

Clicking on that led me to this X-pack Capri, which isn't tat and isn't cheap but it's given me the raging horn and I wanted to share:

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-JAGUAR-X ... 2c6ccedb2f

 

'negative...laquer peel'

 

Possibly not the first time these words have been used in the same sentence

 

 

*Soz, Len.