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"As you may be aware Vincents were the first choice of Royalty to build horse boxes of top quality, and were "By Appointment". This box was fully refurbished inside and out a few years ago, and was displayed at some shows and events. It's been left outside for a number of years,by me. The varnish is spoilt, and of late the weather has took its toll on the woodwork and the rear corner of the body has been torn off by the wind. Carries three horses with two grooms seats at rear."

 

Well it did until the poor fuckers fell out on the M11.

 

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That ^^ Ford is nice but overpainted

 

I like this one though, especially the tie wraps holding the tyre on

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Thames-83w-van-Fordson-van-e83w-Very-Rare-Barn-find-/172578838690?hash=item282e8018a2:g:6jMAAOSwsW9Yyvam

 

"no mot needs m8"

 

 

 

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This was a blast from the past, I'd completely forgotten about those car red noses. Remember seeing them months after red nose day, pogwealsed to shit dangling from a MK2 Cavalier grille?

 

Also for memorabilia a 1967 log book with VIN plates in with auction (if reach required price).

 

Yeah, why wait eleven months for it to become tax exempt when you could fuck up its legal identity forever now and save a few months low band tax. You could buy a Medion smartphone from Aldi with the Scrooge McDuck style money reserve you'll save. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-CLUBMAN-1978-S-WORTHY-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/282401852405

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MAHINDRA JEEP INDIAN CHIEF PROJECT COMPLETE AND ORIGINAL

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAHINDRA-JEEP-INDIAN-CHIEF-PROJECT-COMPLETE-AND-ORIGINAL-/232272120464?hash=item36147f4a90:g:UdcAAOSwuxFYx9mW

 

The Jeep when sold will be pulled out of the woodland and moved to an area where it can be trailered away.

 

 

Bring skip

 

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MY PRIDE AND JOY

 

Mmm.

 

 

 

THIS CAR RETURNS 25 MPG, BETTER THAN A DISCOVERY DIESEL

 

Mmm.

 

 

THE  REASON FOR SPARES OR REPAIRS IS, TWO YEARS AGO A SLATE CAME OFF THE ROOF AND LANDED ON THE WINDSCREEN AND CRACKED IT.

THE VEHICLE RAN PERFECT WITH NO PROBLEMS AT ALL PRIOR TO THAT.

 

...and after, surely?

 

 

IT ALSO NEEDS A FAN BELT AND I HAVE ORDERED IT TODAY IT WILL COME WITH THE CAR IF THE PRICE GOES IN EXCESS OF £1000. 

 

The fuck are you going to do with that fanbelt if it doesn't?

 

 

 

I HAVE ADDED 20 LITERS OF PETROL TO IT TODAY, VERY UNFORTUNATELY I PURCHASED DIESEL INSTEAD OF PETROL AND NOW THE TANK NEED TO BE EMPTIED.

 

Mmm.

 

 

 

Please remember to bring a trailer to pick up as there is no M.O.T on this car.

 

(and also it's full of diesel, has a smashed windscreen, seized water pump and I'm throwing this fan belt in the bin because the car sold for £999.99)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-Cadillac-Seville-Classic-Car-1987-spares-or-repairs-/122405519103

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This reminds me of...

 

...Tea suggested, change of pants mandatory. Strap in, it's a long ride. Oh and don't let the thumbnail fool you, it's not over until you see him drive away in the tow car.

 

This, at a quick glance, is gorgeous.  The interior is quite appealing.

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HOWEVER

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CITROEN-BX-TZD-ESTATE-1-7-TURBO-DIESEL-RED-12-MONTH-MOT-/152471231702

 

I thought exactly the same thing while surfing BX's last night. Shame really.

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Wankshaft & Dogvomit recovery, how may I help?

 

'Ahh, yes. Could you give me a price, please? I would like a Reliant Robin with no engine or gearbox moving two streets away please. Could you do this for me?'

 

​No problem, ace, it'll be £575.

 

'£575! It's only fucking 500 yards! How is that £575, FFS?'

 

​£300 for the diesel, £275 for the two nights hotel stay our driver will need to get it to you

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-308D-RECOVERY-TRUCK-/322457188770?hash=item4b13f239a2:g:ihIAAOSw32lYzuM4

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Good Eventide, Stupid & Co, how can I he....

 

30376924-Funny-nerd-guy-in-eyeglasses-ha

 

 

'Anything at all, even portraits of legends?'

 

Show us the face and we'll give it a trace!

 

'Ok, nice one. Can I have Ace Ventura, Paint Defective on the bonnet please?

 

Just that, seems a bit plain for you?

 

'Oh aye, you're right. Tell you what, have him next to Chevy Chase and Bradley Walsh, but all with oddly sized arms'

 

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Anything else, me old tater?

 

'A young Romesh Ranganathan and Muhammed Ali doing a passable impression of Simon Cowell, please'

 

 

Ready Tuesday afternoon, sir,

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/custom-vans-/322458148594?hash=item4b1400def2:g:F7EAAOSw32lY0Bn4

 

 

Verdict: A little less conversation a little more HIAB, please.

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"As you may be aware Vincents were the first choice of Royalty to build horse boxes of top quality, and were "By Appointment". This box was fully refurbished inside and out a few years ago, and was displayed at some shows and events. It's been left outside for a number of years,by me. The varnish is spoilt, and of late the weather has took its toll on the woodwork and the rear corner of the body has been torn off by the wind. Carries three horses with two grooms seats at rear."

 

Well it did until the poor fuckers fell out on the M11.

 

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I know that, it's a Putney Creech Land Yacht.

 

 

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If only we knew someone around the sort of Ludlow area who likes old vans.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Commer-Van-For-Spares-Or-Restoration-/252818431469?hash=item3add271ded:g:HjgAAOSwSlBYy-ub

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