eBay tat volume 3.

[cobblers]

The 5th gear thing will be a loose bolt that holds 5th gear on - it's easy to get at, just take a little end plate cover thing off the gearbox (4 bolts) and tighten 5th gear back on.

[splatthefat]

Very late series 3 Daimler Majestic for sale, ex. Sooth Efrican embassy and needs a gearbox apparently, but could be very cheap.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-DAIMLER-XJ6-MAJESTIC-A-BLUE-/261155940127?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cce1b671f

[splatthefat]

Didn't know they made a 1.2 Escort, looks a sweetie all the same.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-1-2L-CREAM-3-DOOR-HATCHBACK-/181063036648?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2832aee8

[trigger]

It's a 1100 OHV and check out the rear panel, looks as rough as a badgers arse.

[splatthefat]

check out the rear panel, looks as rough as a badgers arse.

 

Now that you mention it, it's not that wonderful is it. Knew it was a 1.1, just "extracting the urine"

[trigger]

I guessed you was taking the pee about the engine size but if that cars really done 25000 miles then I'm Bob Marley.

[flat4alfa]

 

2 OWNERS INCLUDING MY PARENTS. Kept garaged 1985 to 2010 ..now on my front

 

Front drivers tyre shredded

It's done around 38,000 miles

 

1275cc

 

£375

[RedSparrow]

Metro = as good as dead.

[flat4alfa]

 

I'm having to sell my Reliant Kitten DL estate

 

Taxed til March 2013 and mot'ed til August 2013.

 

£1350

[flat4alfa]

 

Mario Balotelli Bentley Look

 

it looks good and has a certain appeal

 

Any Questions Please [email protected] Here!

[HillmanImp]

Mario Balotelli Bentley Look

 

Just googled that.

 

[Lankytim]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261153486652? ... 1423.l2649

 

This crispy Orion 1.8i Ghia must be a rare old thing, inexplicably I have put a bid in on it

 

OH JISM, I have won it! WTF I am gonna do with that I don't know.

 

Yo LankyTim, fancy a day out to sunny Anglesey?

 

Yeah, why not!

[quicksilver]

That camo Cav was one of my spots, I guess the owner traded it in for something decent*. I'd sooner roll that than Balotelli's Bentley though, W.O. must be spinning in his grave.

Camo Cavalier (1995 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.7TD CDX) by quicksilver coaches, on Flickr

[flat4alfa]

I can't see a Cav in the photo.

 

Must be the camoflage doing its work.

 

Suddently it seems well worth 200 notes, and some

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT- ... 2579ba6beb

 

This looks like some sort of mobile dog molesting unit and I cannot get past the vision of two fat blokes trying to entice stray alsations in by offering them a lift back from the kennels and asking if they want some bacon. Once they're in they get driven round a local estate and given the sort of sausage they weren't expecting.

 

 

'I's got a famous Pinto 2.000cc Petrol'

 

Appeared in The Knock?

[Cavcraft]

Hey, here's his cousin!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIRE-ENGINE-C ... 3cce0ec9d0

 

'Poodle bumming £5.00 a go'

[254575]

Metro = as good as dead.

 

whys that?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-HYUNDAI- ... 416ff6746f

 

£250 BIN! Needs MOT and drivers window but does look well fit.

[RedSparrow]

Metro = as good as dead.

 

whys that?

 

The old equation: Metro (1275cc) + low mileage x cheap pricetag = mini owner anal rape.

[cort16]

That Hyundai sticks in my mind for this bit of the advert, which caused me to LOL.

 

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos

 

Still seems alright for £250 although you could end up driving around with a bit of corrugated perspex in the window as I don't imagine scoupe parts are that easy to come by especially given how seemingly easy it is to look the keys in one.

[splatthefat]

W, and indeed, TF

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-144-Chopped-Ratrod-Retro-one-off-car-1972-Tax-exempt-ONE-OFF-/150975907293?_trksid=p5197.m1998&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18%26meid%3D4896857026971033257%26pid%3D100017%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D2%26sd%3D281051296879%26

[Cavcraft]

/\

That would work a lot better if the roof wasn't red, ideally the whole car needs to be one (dark) matt colour.

[254575]

Metro = as good as dead.

 

whys that?

 

The old equation: Metro (1275cc) + low mileage x cheap pricetag = mini owner anal rape.

 

i see! not if i can help it.

 

delapidated non runner + gifermatic box = win!

[Negative Creep]

I am now keeping a very close eye on this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111000161714? ... 1423.l2649

 

[Cavcraft]

Check out this f*cking pantry fondler

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-citr ... 3cce170d63

 

One giant clam on the roof, one MASSIVE clam driving it.

 

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent £1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

[willswitchengage]

 

Is he referring to his life? As per most suffix-K reg cars (HELLO Land Rover & VW owners), I imagine there's some cheeky chassis number welding and V5 manipulation going on there.

[cobblers]

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent £1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

 

What a fucking idiot, 10saxo gearboxes fetch approx £40 for a flipping real good one

[trigger]

Those "Lower then your grannies nippies" stickers you see on chavmobiles leave a real bitter taste in my mouth, they just seem really disrespectful, I love to see a grannie brain some shitback to death because of one.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-PEUGEOT- ... 19d8241cfb

 

Here I am selling my Step Dads car for him (as he doesn't have a clue about eBay).

 

Suzuki SJ Engine

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1983- ... 1c2f4bedcb

 

Lowered all round by 110mm, Have a set of lowering springs brand new but sits high, fitted once, so now has mk1 golf springs on to really lower.