eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Have you got a massive dehumidifier? Step this way:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Project-Spares-or-Repair-/152452368515

 

black-sills 2.5 V6 auto with sunroof, aircon and electric blinds though, lovely colour too

[Mr Laurence]

Another nice original mini - this ones quite a bit scabbier, but comes with a full years MOT and only costs £1000 - this won't be around for very long...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/austin/austin-mini-25/1221220881

 

[Springer]

Might be of interest to someone.

 

Front nearside wing very crusty.....the rest looks pretty good!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj-series-4.0-lwb-auto-sovereign-lwb-.-mot-august-2017.-/1221151844

 

If I was looking for a bit of shite I reckon I'd be buying this and getting a wing changed!

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-Teenagers-den-spare-room-project-space-/252789321126

 

 

Caravan: Teenagers den, spare room, project space

 

"Teenagers Den"???? To be fair it does look ideal if like all teenagers, yours refuses to refrain from spending all day under YOUR ROOF wrestling the bald headed champ, instagramming photoshopped pictures of his French teacher and playing space invaders or whatever. Send him to live in this until he becomes a useful contributor to society.

[Springer]

 

It's a mighty shame this is so expensive, because I could really love and cherish something like this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OWNER-RARE1999-VOLVO-S70-AWD-MANUAL-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-FSH-/112318698832?clk_rvr_id=1177692036556&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

That is mighty purty!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-Merit-/252795290474

 

 

I started to strip the car in preparation for a complete respray, since then I have acquired more projects and now just do not have the time to spend on this

 

Great work you massive donkey

[montytom]

Another nice original mini - this ones quite a bit scabbier, but comes with a full years MOT and only costs £1000 - this won't be around for very long...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/austin/austin-mini-25/1221220881

 

I hate being one of these people but If it was in 2 weeks time I would have bought that 100% assuming the price is right

[Guest Breadvan72]

 Green grass, white car, orange interior.  The Irish flag!

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/morris-merina-coupe-deluxe/14874856

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Lada of orangeness, with handy tool kit.  The steering wheel decor on these is pretty fancy.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lada-1600/1221193409

 

[richardmorris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-Teenagers-den-spare-room-project-space-/252789321126

 

 

 

"Teenagers Den"???? To be fair it does look ideal if like all teenagers, yours refuses to refrain from spending all day under YOUR ROOF wrestling the bald headed champ, instagramming photoshopped pictures of his French teacher and playing space invaders or whatever. Send him to live in this until he becomes a useful contributor to society.

 

Probably read the same books I did. I can't remember the series now dammit, but American and had a caravan buried under scrap as a hideout. Similar to the hardy boys and Willard price's stories.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd lick that Lada THRICE

[Guest Breadvan72]

Prob on here already, but SVM-suitable?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322442587018

[skip_rat]

This isn't too far from me, just as well there's no MOT or I would have been tempted:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322442842291

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ghosty should get that, and have a race with him driving both cars simultaneously

[legasoil96]

RENAULT Service Depannage Rapide     http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renualt-master-t-35-d-lwb-recovery-truck-k-reg-mot-may-drives-well-/322439504592?hash=item4b12e462d0:g:UKEAAOSwXYtYt~js

[Mr_Bo11ox]

45V6 Connoissieur with pukka front seats

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-45-top-of-the-range-with-2-0-v6-engine-/252793546645?

 

Looks absolutely TOP BOLLOCK

[phil_lihp]

Oh jeez....thank goodness I'm skint or I'd already be on the phone to the seller, this is only 40 miles from me and it's bloody gorgeous, plus dirt cheap.  ABS fault probably connectors in the boot need wiggling - at least, that's what it was on mine so I'm assuming that's the universal fix for everything.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-4-0-Sovereign-1992-regency-red-with-cream-piped-leather-/252795019941?hash=item3adbc1e2a5:g:LWYAAOSw3v5YuEwb

 

[phil_lihp]

Shiny, low miles and red stripes galore.  However, blue interior, a nasty 90s phase which afflicted several manufacturers - Ford, I'm looking at you in particular.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Vauxhall-Astra-3dr-1-4-Merit-28K-miles-only-Not-Escort-/152455585422?hash=item237f0f9e8e:g:ENsAAOSw~AVYttVm

 

[phil_lihp]

Get a load of this couple.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-MK-2-van-plus-estate-/302236179997?hash=item465eae1e1d:g:AKsAAOSwfVpYs0A6

 

[spartacus]

Blimey, these look proper wank

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-F50-RV-H-T-JEEP-MANUAL-2-5-DIESEL-RARE-BARN-FIND-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/302237004427

I like this, the interior looks like a bad kit car though...

[Asimo]

What are these like to drive?

Expensive but tempting none the less.  59,000 miles, one owner & PETROL!

Shame it is a Vauxhall & not a Bedford.   http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201612160650752

[spartacus]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-Teenagers-den-spare-room-project-space-/252789321126

 

 

"Teenagers Den"???? To be fair it does look ideal if like all teenagers, yours refuses to refrain from spending all day under YOUR ROOF wrestling the bald headed champ, instagramming photoshopped pictures of his French teacher and playing space invaders or whatever. Send him to live in this until he becomes a useful contributor to society.

You're on top form tonight Mr B, that made me laugh out loud, I've just been to see my 17 year old and you could've written that about him!

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

has this been posted? - A cheap V12!  Currently £726 - how brave do you feel? The wheels alone are worth a few hundred.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Double-Six-6-0-V12-XJ40-XJ81/132116015501?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D34c9aba1dda94b6f8e4fda11b7e62af8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D162419473727

[Guest Breadvan72]

On the Facebook Dolomite group, a Sprint pickup.  Yikes!

 

£900.

[Guest Breadvan72]

[Cavcraft]

Shiny, low miles and red stripes galore.  However, blue interior, a nasty 90s phase which afflicted several manufacturers - Ford, I'm looking at you in particular.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Vauxhall-Astra-3dr-1-4-Merit-28K-miles-only-Not-Escort-/152455585422?hash=item237f0f9e8e:g:ENsAAOSw~AVYttVm

 

 

 

Oh. My. Actual. Days.

 

You've just won this entire thread, probably forever.

[Junkman]

That Dolly is mindbogglingly shit.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I agree.  I sort of love it.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It's atrocious

[phil_lihp]

This rather odd listing for a 7,000 mile Rover R8 confuses me on a number of levels...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-214-sli-/282383674833?hash=item41bf60edd1:g:cMAAAOSwXYtYuykb

 

 

It looks lovely but all the pictures are upside down apart from two that are sideways, the ad says it hasn't been used since 1998 but it was MOT'd in 2014 and 2015, it has no current MOT "because it's SORNed" (circular reasoning if ever there was any) and the price is quite comical.  Nonetheless, it is lovely.  It's likely to keep the low mileage, too, because they'll likely be keeping it for a good few years yet.