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Loving the bid history on that. "d***z" looks like a clinical moron.

 

http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... 0905477148

 

It's even funnier if you show automatic bidding:

http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... wauto=true

 

Now imagine these two at a real auction jumping up and waving paddles about, increasing the bid by between £3 and £5. For hours. And one of them's the robot housekeeper from the Jetsons.

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I call BARGAIN on this brill' looking 99 with a years ticket

 

Thats lovely! I know its getting on a bit, been round the block a few times, will leave a mess on the floor and is tarting itself up like one half its age but I would be well up for having a right good go before getting bored with it and getting a younger sportier model.

 

She's even got back doors you can smash in!

Subject to her being properly treated before hand. Of course. *COUGH*

Nice pair a headlamps too.

Bet she's dirty under the covers mind.

I shall call her Ulrikakakakakakaka

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One from the blue forum:

£300 for this mildly crusty baby volvo with long T&T seems like a bargain to me.

I've got a feeling it may end up going round a track of some description though as its rwd omg driftorz

 

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In my youth I could never understand why anyone would buy a new escort when new 300 series ovlov's were the same sort of price.

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Good call, Mike. People need to STFU about The Doc, he has some great cars.

 

 

Right, pretty sure this keeps being advertised and gets cheaper everytime. Sadly it's way out of my league (financially) but it doesn't stop me staring at the pictures a few times a day.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-P6-3500 ... 1c2b2f3f2e

 

It's gone from one lurid colour to another too!

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Crikey that Saab 99 is lovely. Something a bit different too.

 

Nnning. This Capri is tempting as it's just up the road. I'd ditch the wheels and get it back on steels personally but I really like these early mk3's.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-ford-capri-1-6gl-taxed-motd-/190723122851?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c67fbe6a3

 

Another one. This looks a bit frilly and is a lazer with S decals.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-MK3-2-0-5-SPEED-MANUAL-T-T-ROLLING-RESTORATION-OR-USEABLE-PROJECT-/160879979879?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257531ad67

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My m8 used to own that Marina and used it for transporting maggots to his fishing shop. And he kept half a ton of rock salt under the carpets and filled the gearbox with sawdust. And it's been round the clock 5 times. Etc.

 

Yeah then top gear bought it and set fire to it. Then fixed it and dropped a piano on it.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FORD-KA- ... 0905477148

 

This fucking GOBBLER has gone to great lengths to show us all the wanky tat he has chucked at his wife's Ka, but has not bothered to photograph the condition of the bodywork or interior.

 

recently ad round petrol cap dun and round back wiper needs spraying same color also cums wiv original back lights good condition all round good runner good interior only selling due to aving anutha baby

 

Baby no.7 i'm guessing

 

 

If you type "mong" into the ebay search box, how many of these do you reckon would come up?

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Jesus wept, why can't we have his cars in this thread? Everyone else gets a look in on here and (for the millionth time) he does sell some class stuff.

 

Hey Trigg, fancy doing your bit?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astr ... 27cae4968c

 

I don't want you to inspect it for me, just go round one night and power saw those wheels and tyres off please.

 

Edit: Anyone got some pictures of a Ford Ka?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 4abbe29236

 

Before I commit to suggesting the seller of this car isn't the greatest, I'm going to try and find out if he's the fucker that sold me a BX a few yaers back that was hopelessly not as described.

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Crikey that Saab 99 is lovely. Something a bit different too.

 

Nnning. This Capri is tempting as it's just up the road. I'd ditch the wheels and get it back on steels personally but I really like these early mk3's.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-ford-capri-1-6gl-taxed-motd-/190723122851?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c67fbe6a3

South of the river question - is that the fabled "car park in the sky"?

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Went to see this last night as previously it was lobbed up the side of his garage with 'awaiting preparation' (or something like that) on a note in the screen. I have no idea what condition it's in because I just sort of LOL-D at the price from several yards away

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/S-REG-Vauxhal ... 564b1582fe

 

I don't know what these are fetching these days but I'd have thought about £1200 was it's limit. To be fair (from the advert and several feet away) it looks ok and he does have good feedback plus a usually intersting array of motors for sale.

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