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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova ... 27cadfbdfb

 

'welding done in the normal places that novas rot boot foot wells'

 

Oh aye, what about the rear arch then?

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'now for what you would need to get it on the road: new fuel tank, suspension looking at aswell as wishbones, front set of brakes becuase its been stud for over a year'

 

And the rear arch?

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'ive tried to be as honest as i can'

 

And you failed. Your punishment is to take your 'replacement wipper motors' and shove them up your rusty bullet hole.

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That electric car is kind of interesting, but what's wrong with this mains inlet?

 

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That's right boys and girls, when you pull the plug out you'll have a nice handful of exposed mains pins, and Mr. safety has been all over the brake pipes as well, I wonder what inappropriate connectors have been employed there, screenwash tubing and hoseclips?

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This just needs a bit of untwatterage and it'd probably be ok. Even just removing those gash wheels would improve it exactly 273%.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-VOLKSWAGEN ... 3cca83119f

 

Assuming you don't mind seats made out of damp bog roll that is.

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Look at that for 650 BIN! amazing really. These are such a great looking car. I could never have one though as they just seem too 'flamboyant', theres no excuse for having one when the same car is available as such a useful and good-looking estate.

 

That's a fab deal.

 

 

A cheap Merc. Coupe. In Tiverton. Now where have I seen that before? :twisted:

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trib·ute [trib-yoot] noun

 

a gift, testimonial, compliment, or the like, given as due or in acknowledgment of gratitude or esteem.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FT ... 4607aa80ee

 

'I painted in Lemans Golf Racing Colours as a Steve Mcqueen tribute car, but never got the chance to take it to Lemans'

 

Oh. F*cking. Wow.

That's about as tributary as getting Bella Emberg to put a posh frock on, paint a big fuck off Confederate flag on the roof of a Hillman Avenger and '01' on the doors and pretending to be Cathering twatting Bach.

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3xtelephone/internet junction boxes.

3xSony Vaio chargers.

1xcaravan 12V outdoor connector.

4xtrolly wheels

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-ELE ... 4d0462d949

 

I know there's a bit of a downer on here about electric cars, but you can't deny the bloke has gone to some lengths to fix this up and fair play to him.

 

I read he said put in for IVA test, Shirley SVA then I read about the exposed pins on the charge lead then it made sense, being sued to trampdom for killing someone could well end in a Individual Voluntary Arrangement ie one step less than bankruptcy!

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MAPLINS:

3xtelephone/internet junction boxes.

3xSony Vaio chargers.

1xcaravan 12V outdoor connector.

4xtrolly wheels

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-ELE ... 4d0462d949

 

I know there's a bit of a downer on here about electric cars, but you can't deny the bloke has gone to some lengths to fix this up and fair play to him.

 

I read he said put in for IVA test, Shirley SVA then I read about the exposed pins on the charge lead then it made sense, being sued to trampdom for killing someone could well end in a Individual Voluntary Arrangement ie one step less than bankruptcy!

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I read he said put in for IVA test, Shirley SVA then I read about the exposed pins on the charge lead then it made sense, being sued to trampdom for killing someone could well end in a Individual Voluntary Arrangement ie one step less than bankruptcy!

 

I was about to ask what the fuck a battery powered Noddy car had to do with my wife's fallopian tubes, but then I remembered I was thinking of IVF, not an SVA

 

Misery spec 309 "Style" for 500 Eurons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3873956

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Some more Pug-squalor in the form of a 205 Junior.

I had an identical 205 - the only part of the ownership experience that sticks out in my mind was the whole handbrake coming away in my hand as i tried to park on an impossibly steep hill. :x

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3771114

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Shit! A 205 van for €750! Me want!

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3795394

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Nice 1.9gti - seller is a fuckwit however.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3850838

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I am selling because I don't have time to check on it in dry storage anymore, let alone drive it. It is the perfect car for any collector or enthusiast. Don't bother texting with silly offers as the car is costing me nothing to keep.

 

Get the fuck out of here you arsehole. All the cliches are there: only driven on dry days/dry stored/no rush to sell/"completly" original/no mention of tax or test, so it doesn't have either. And the best bit? The price: kicking on 5 fuckin grand! :roll::roll:

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That Fiesta is ace, B01. They don't exactly go anywhere ina hurry and always seems to a have a death rattle but they're fine for everyday use.

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unimog-404-4x ... 4d04b03703

 

'This vehicle could be driven home'

 

At 4mpg and 10mph probably. I would though.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FORD-KA- ... 0905477148

 

This fucking GOBBLER has gone to great lengths to show us all the wanky tat he has chucked at his wife's Ka, but has not bothered to photograph the condition of the bodywork or interior.

 

recently ad round petrol cap dun and round back wiper needs spraying same color also cums wiv original back lights good condition all round good runner good interior only selling due to aving anutha baby

 

Baby no.7 i'm guessing

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAVE-NUMBER-P ... 1103340916

 

Look at this COOL* 'DAVE' numberplate, its seriously fucking brilliant and actually sort of says DAVE so everyone can see that your name is 'DAVE', how awesome is that? Obv they have to ignore a few of the characters but you can stop and explain that to them if necessary.

 

Why am I not surprised that its on a wanky chromed-up 4x4 next to a caravan.

 

Verdict: Ideal 4 TWATS.

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I call BARGAIN on this brill' looking 99 with a years ticket

 

Thats lovely! I know its getting on a bit, been round the block a few times, will leave a mess on the floor and is tarting itself up like one half its age but I would be well up for having a right good go before getting bored with it and getting a younger sportier model.

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Skoda Don Estelle for sale in Liverpool-on-Sea

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-SKODA-ES ... 416a259415

 

'I have seen tidy one’s make 3k'

 

The'y did'n't hav'e rogu'e apo'strophe's tho'u'gh'

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