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You remember that old bag who put a cat in a wheelie bin, she got a £250 fine and got banned from keeping animals for 5 years?

 

Well, if that was the punishment for crimes against humanity, this fucker deserves 150 years hard labour and a driving ban for life. 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-ESTIMA-PREVIA-AERAS-UK-DVD-MODIFIED-SHOW-CAR-/151518200199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2347304187

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 Dub-ble bubble? Pile of rubble;
 Please Fire, and launch and view from Hubble.
 Fillet of a fanny snake,
 In the crusher boil and break;
 Japs Eye of newt, and camel toe of tart,
 Wool of bat, and fanny fart,
 Pineapple fuck up, and firey ring sting,
 Wizard's sleeve minge, and owlet's wing,—
 For a mobile brothel is this thing,
 Like a sweaty arse it doesn't half ming.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Caddy-2-0-GT-TDI-200bhp-Show-Car-Modified-Custom-Lowered-Paint-Flake-/181615392945?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a491ef8b1

 

Excellent work taking the only redeeming feature (it being a van) ruining that, ruining the paintwork, making it un-driveable, using Toys R Us water colours to paint it and generally turning the back into an astro turf coffin with pay per view TV to watch the cremation. Which really can't come quick enough for this absolute pile of wank

 

'has undergone a transformation to a 2nd prize show-winner (at Volksfest Wales)'

 

That's as great a brag as 'my cat came third in a Ronan Keating lookalike competition.'   

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ex peter o'Toole nissan

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peter-OToole-acclaimed-actors-car-Nissan-Primera-/321619416228?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ae202d4a4#viTabs_0

 

 

 

This car has had only one previous owner the acclaimed actor Peter O'Toole who was nominated 8 times for an Oscar for his performances in flims such as Lawrence of Arabia, Goodbye Mr Chips, The Stunt Man and The Ruling Class etc.  He was awarded 4 Golden Globes, an Emmy and a BAFTA.  
When Peter died nearly a year ago I came into possession of this car and it has not been used on the road since.

 

 

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im just picturing him driving it in the lawrence of arabia costume

 

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After reading dolly wobblers bit on C6's in Car Mechanics my love for these has re-ignited, this one is only 5 miles away from me, I might see if the dealer is open over xmas and waste some of his time, pretending I have the money to buy it and take it on a test drive, thing is I will probably end up buying it on 460% Apr finance and pay just £56 pounds a week for 164 months.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-CITROEN-C6-2-7-HDi-V6-Exclusive-Auto-DIESEL-AUTOMATIC-/191446846227?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c931f0b13

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 Dub-ble bubble? Pile of rubble;

 Please Fire, and launch and view from Hubble.

 Fillet of a fanny snake,

 In the crusher boil and break;

 Japs Eye of newt, and camel toe of tart,

 Wool of bat, and fanny fart,

 Pineapple fuck up, and firey ring sting,

 Wizard's sleeve minge, and owlet's wing,â€â€

 For a mobile brothel is this thing,

 Like a sweaty arse it doesn't half ming.

 

 

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if this Teutonic turd was 2nd place "vehicle", how utterly and unrelentingly shite was the thing that won?

 

i take it the "winnahh" made use of not 1 but 2 pineapples??

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ex peter o'Toole nissan

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peter-OToole-acclaimed-actors-car-Nissan-Primera-/321619416228?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ae202d4a4#viTabs_0

 

 

 

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im just picturing him driving it in the lawrence of arabia costume

 

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Hello…Is that Peter O'Toole Cabs?

 

Can you pick us up from the chippy on Connaught Street in ten minutes?

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I like that MGB, but 12 grand???? LOL

 

I think at 1/4 of that price he'd have a war on his hands flogging that tat-laden horror (although I think he'd probably win the war eventually to be fair).

It's a C innit, not a B. Much rarer and more valuable though presumably much worse. If you wanted one you could easily pull all that tat off and end up with a tidy, sound little car. Still a ridiculous price though, obvs. You could buy a really nice Ami6 and a Panhard 24CT and still have some beer money left over for that ffs

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