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£2,000 (lol!) 'Facebook Motors (North Wales)' though to his credit he's selling because of his ongoing voluntary efforts with refugee aid relief efforts in northern Europe this winter.

 

It's been sprayed by someone called 'Phlegm' which probably explains why it's snot very good. But at least the giant knob on the side will suit most people who drive these things.

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This looks quite tidy. £99 start and short MOT...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-Ford-Escort-Equire-1994-Project-Spare-Or-Repairs-/121823172132?hash=item1c5d3a1624:g:b6oAAOSwwE5WU2VP

 

"The car was past down to me last week and still has 3 weeks MOT on it. I had a local mechanic give it a once over and said it was looking really good apart from needing wiper blades and a discoloured indicator cover or blub maybe?"

 

Hmm, alright. Oh...

 

Test date 11 November 2015

Test Result Fail

Odometer reading 83,178 miles

MOT test number 7150 4853 1200

 

Reason(s) for failure
nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
offside Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
nearside front Direction indicator incorrect colour (1.4.A.2f)
offside rear Direction indicator incorrect colour (1.4.A.2f)
Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)
offside rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)
nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)
offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)
Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C683323

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There is absolutely nothing I can fault with this advert.

 

 

2.3 Petrol with just over 100k on the clock, more documents than Edward Snowden, wood effect painted panels, drives wonderfully, blue interior with heated seats, plenty of spares if needed
 

 

Sorry, my bad. There is:

 

 

£1250ono, Halesowen

 

 

 

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That's some dang fancy referencing there sir.

 

Also, I couldn't remember the greatest car in the world.

No, this is a trib-uuuuutteeee... to the greatest car in the world...awlriiighhhtt... 

 

Shoop. Shoop-a-do-ba-do-dee... etc etc so on so forth.. 

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