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No wonder people used to write songs about cars of this era. Just look at that thing.  

 

Can't quite imagine anyone penning anything about a TDCi/S-Line/Bluemotion can you...? Unless it was some waffly softly sung version of an 80s hit, used simply to sell more of the things... 

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Currently in my watch list:

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Tidy, and the seller tells a good story for £475 BIN

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181921789149?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

was in daily use up until the end of august, (then tax expired) now  sorned, needs front pads, hence spares or repair, sorry i cant pay for your fuel from or to your destination,

 

ORLY?

 

  • Test date 2 November 2015
  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 178,589 miles
  • MOT test number 6117 5046 6200
  • Reason(s) for failure

    nearside front Front position lamp(s) has less than 50% of the light sources illuminating (1.1.A.3b)
    offside rear Front position lamp(s) has less than 50% of the light sources illuminating (1.1.A.3b)
    Registration plate lamp not working both (1.1.C.1d)
    Rear position lamp(s) adversely affected by the operation of another lamp both (1.1.A.3f)
    nearside Headlamp aim too high and too far to the right. (1.8)
    nearside front engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)
    Battery insecure (1.9.1)
    offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    offside rear Suspension arm attachment bracket/mounting corroded and its strength is seriously reduced (2.4.G.1)
    nearside front Suspension arm has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
    nearside front coil spring broken (2.4.C.1a)
    nearside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter missing (2.5.C.1a)
    nearside rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    nearside front Brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    offside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
    rear Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)
    Engine Oil Leak
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YES. On the same page.

It probably took more time to write 'have we had this yet' than to check the previous few posts..

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And whilst I'm in an uncharacteristically arsey mood, can people please stop all the posts that are quoting previous ones, complete with all the pictures and text, just to say some inane drivel that no-one cares about like 'ooh yes' or 'I like that'. That's what the 'like' button is for. This once fine thread is already clogged up with countless pearoasts and suchlike.

 

Aaaaaand relax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYOZ3IzRaf4

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Are you a bored, lonely loser with the mental agility of an egg mayonnaise sandwich?

Why don't you find something French (or in this case BulgaFranco) for sale abroad, join a forum, pretend you're going to collect it and wait for the warm welcomes and congratulations from your new friends to flood in.

Or you could just spend the evening like any other, sobbing into your wanksock because Mum gave you spaghetti hoops instead of alphabetti spaghetti with your fish fingers for tea.

 

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11408477344803023&slink=bfgzs3

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You know when some random, toothless smpleton is pissed and wants to fight you, but they're so hammered they can't look at you straight?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-damaged-unrecorded-/252182618279?hash=item3ab74160a7:g:J08AAOSwnipWU1jK

 

I could do with borrowing this seller's calculator, as some how an £80 car with £250's worth of damage and no MOT is £245. 

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this one intrigues me, not the car (although they don't come up often and the description is good) It's that the photographs make it look like it's in a back yard, when you look at all of them there appears to be no way out, has it been walled in?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A60-Cambridge-Auto-1-owner-from-new-with-NO-Fibreglass-or-Filler-/141835240708?hash=item21060a0504:g:vMoAAOSwys5WUjuf

 

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There must be a reason someone would want to weld the skeleton of a portacabin onto the back of an American pick-up truck, but I'm f*cked if I ever met anyone pissed enough to consider it

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-F250-6-9-Diesel-4X4-Super-Cab-8ft-Bed-/141835884905?hash=item210613d969:g:HasAAOSwbdpWU1F4

 

'have the back  bed as a log carrier for the cool look'

 

Cool look? That's actually less 'cool' than me taking my kids to town playing Neil Diamond cassettes and singing along with the windows down in a car that sounds like it's about to explode any minute.   

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£500/SBO Mondeo barn/garage/barn find

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-barn-find-/161896041080?hash=item25b1c18a78:g:L0MAAOSwf-VWU0G7

 

A very common site at one time, I reckon I barely see one a month these days.

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No wonder people used to write songs about cars of this era. Just look at that thing.  

 

Can't quite imagine anyone penning anything about a TDCi/S-Line/Bluemotion can you...? Unless it was some waffly softly sung version of an 80s hit, used simply to sell more of the things...

They still do write songs about 'em

 

 

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