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Bag-o'Wank photography LTD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-imp-r ... 2579c5aeca

 

Looks sort of utterly hopeless but ace at the same time. If I had a museum this would sit in there just like it is. It's in Twatyournanashire, Scotland, isn't one of our number there/thereabouts?

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DO WANT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICT ... 19d82ed6f8

 

Check out the way Vauxhall TOTALLY learnt their lesson about rusting wheel arches and it never happened again.

 

Verdict: I would like to take this car from Llanwit Major and deliver it to Fuckwit Minor where it could be my latest garage ornament.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1983- ... 1c2f4bedcb

 

Lowered all round by 110mm, Have a set of lowering springs brand new but sits high, fitted once, so now has mk1 golf springs on to really lower.

 

 

That is pretty flipping fit tho - I'm eyeing up one of these next, the 4 cylinder engines look like the usual big block 80s VW jobs so I reckon you could pump a Mk3 golf TDI into it with mainly just bolt in bits, would make a pretty good daily motor IMO

 

If anyone wants a standard one there's a bloke near me called Arnie selling a clean one in burgundy with beige insides for about the same money, I could put you on to him.

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I wonder if they're like those ladies* on late night telly who used to read out messages whilst they adjusted their man in a boat? Obv. I never watched that sort of thing, or got them to read out daft messages about people I know, I'm just guessing.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/american-7-se ... 4ac0706c0d

american 7 seater car
Wong dented
dent at bottom seal
and ding very small

 

Well my good man, with all the facts in front of me, and stated in the most clear and precise way possible; I can tell you - with all due respect - that your fine automobile is worth the grand total of: 48p and a rolo that fell down the back of the sofa in 2008.

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adjusted their man in a boat?

 

Eh? not heard that one before!

 

 

 

It's a secret (lady) gardening reference for tickling their clematis. Be careful messaging them though, the chubby one is a right miserable cow: all I did was correct on her spelling of car names when she asked if I'd like to buff up her Vulva. She can clean her own pissing car now.

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I wonder why that VDP is missing the steering column cowl? Mine hasn't got it because some scrotes tried to nick it (unsuccessfully) before I bought it and I haven't got around to purchasing a replacement part yet.

 

If you need a fresh one just ask. Got about four in stock at "The yard"

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Ooffft - if he was flogging that complete with ramshackle barn, rusty handcart and associated junk I'd buy the lot and reconstruct it exactly as it is at the bottom of my garden, then set up the plastic chairs in an optimal viewing position and just sit there drooling...that is one sexy scene :oops:

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