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+1 on the lights.... No idea why but I do prefer the recessed lights. I'm becoming more and more tempted by an A-series metro... parts don't seem too scare, it has the simple A-series engine, cheap to buy, presumably relatively cheap to run and not too big. There's got to be a massive that I've missed other than becoming a metro owner. :wink:

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I fancy turning my Xsara into one of these, would be more useful i reckon.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-astr ... 1048401905

 

This one sounds like a good bet:

 

few minor problems:

heater has stopped working this week likely to be thermostat.

hose which connects coolant to radiator split (possibly frozen)

there is no coolant in it as i do not have time to sort it out

 

Yeah right! best budget for a new engine I think :roll:

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Earn $$$ by investing 1500 quid in this (+probably another 10 grand getting it through it's MOT) then driving it around your local town centre stuffed full of chesty potato shaped women hanging out the roof drinking blue WKD.

 

I'm in

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/limousine-lincoln-towncar-120-american-stretch-limo/1006928884

 

At 450 quid you could surely scoot about in this until the MOT gave way then ship it off to uzcheqistania?

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercedes-s-class/1006931279

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Future shite? Either way this is the first one i've seen for around a grand even if it has no mot or tax.

I can only image parts are hideously expensive as I bet you need to get everything through Audi.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/audi-a2-14-5-door-hatchback-2002-92000miles-dark-blue/1006910420#gallery-item-full-1

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Currently declared SORN although possibly only needs 1st and reverse gear selector, a new starter motor and a new battery to get this cheap little runabout back on the road

 

£350

 

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Low mileage and one of the first of the bugly ones, £595.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Basic model but 1.9 Diesel with 23000 miles £699.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

No photo but J reg Cavalier 1.3 Auto, 19000 miles, damaged drivers door but 12 mouth mot, 3 months tax £300.

 

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Decent mileage, new mot and only £390.

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Hello, Wankshaft and McTwatty Customs, how can I help?

 

Yes, I'd like a picture of Paul Whitehouse with a balloon up his jumper

 

Easily done

 

wearing brown mittens.

 

That's no problem

 

But I want him to look like he's gone massive big fat leg

 

'yes, sir, that's fine, we can do that'

 

Holding a gun

 

'yeah, yeah'

 

With population paste leaking from his trousers?

 

'FFS, YES! We CAN do that!'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/origial-80s-c ... 4d08a375c8

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This sounds a utter peach for £1200.

 

I am reluctantly selling my much loved Peugeot 205 GTi 1.6. I have been driving her for the past 21 years, My son's treated me to a cd player as a surprise one mothers day many years ago but I still have the original tape player and radio

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA- ... 0833678002

 

THIS CAR HAS BEEN OFF THE ROAD SINCE 1977

 

I HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME TO BEGIN ANY WORK ON IT

 

CONSIDERING THE AGE OF THIS VEHICLE, THE BODY AND UNDERSIDE ARE CONSIDERABLY GOOD, THERE ARE A FEW AREAS THAT WILL REQUIRE WELDING, O/S OUT RIGGER, SMALL 2-3" HOLE IN BOOT FLOOR, BOTTOMS OF ALL DOORS WILL REQUIRE ATTENTION, BUT NOTHING MAJOR

 

OK YAH - I have never even seen this car, but can tell that it is as rusty as a fishermans bucket just off the fuggin tiny photos, I bet those wheelarches are 'solid' Isopon.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-1 ... 1213327421

 

This lovely mini looks ideal for some shitehawk to paint the bonnet black and stick a hasp on the door to 'create' an AWESOME MR BEAN REPLICA NOT FOOLS N HORSES RODNEY I'VE GOT A CUNNING PLAN BALDRICK MELCHETT TIMETEAM THE GOODIES JUST A MINUTE COR BLIMEY GUVNA REPLICA

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Ah, the world of classic minis:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini- ... 0526431124

 

The car was seriously damaged at a Curbourgh Sprint meeting. At the time nobody was offering Sprint conversions and a quote I had at the time was outrageous for a simular bodyshell. I used the subframes and the Downton modified engine in another car which I then used in competition overseas, I still own this car. There is also a spare fuel injected eignt port engine that came with the Mini Sprint, I could offer these parts by separate negotiation and arrangement if the price is right.

 

SO the bodyshell is toast and you've taken the good bits off and are keeping them, basically you're selling an ID for £3000.

 

I am fully aware of unscrupulous traders and this offer is made on a strictly non returnable basis but I guarantee the description is 100% correct.

 

Sounds like you have learned from the very best young Jedi knight

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